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Blitzø: I think Stolas is actually in love with me.
Fizzarolli: Congratulations, you're the last to know.
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wrongeruris · 6 months ago
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levi: i think i’m ready to take our relationship to the next level
erwin: (pleasantly surprised) oh - oh, okay
levi: okay. i’ll go and get the vodka and you go get the uno deck
erwin: oh. okay.
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kdjojo · 8 months ago
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Satoru posting random ass shit.
Satoru: Whoever replies to this post gau
Satoru replying under the post: *Gay
Satoru realizing: oh shit wait.
Suguru replying: Haha dipshit your gay.
Suguru: ...
Satoru: ...
Suguru: shit.
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according-to-shlorp · 1 year ago
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Terry: This date sucks. Soo bored. Korvo: This isn't a date, I was shopping for new window replacements. Terry: Then why did you invite me? Korvo: I didn't. I said "Terry I'm going to the store, don't follow me!" and you said "Don't tell me what to do!" and followed me here!
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shortcake-incorrect-quotes · 11 months ago
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Huckleberry Pie: Hey I wonder what happens if I put powdered milk into carbonated water
Huckleberry Pie, 20 minutes later: My cereal is loud and it’s demanding to know why I would sin against both nature and God so thoughtlessly
Peppermint Fizz: How’s it taste?
Huckleberry Pie: Bad
Blueberry Muffin: The fizz comes from carbonic acid in the water splitting up into CO2 and H2O over time, and carbonated acid is, as an acid, sour. By adding milk to sour water you’ve created a very convincing emulation of spoiled milk.
Huckleberry Pie: I have mastered the potion: Instant Spoiled Milk!
Peppermint Fizz: Therefore earning the rank of shittiest alchemist currently alive.
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incorrect-worldless-quotes · 10 months ago
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Hey hey HEY!
Welcome to Incorrect Worldless Quotes, where your favourite starfolks say some silly stuff! We'll post at least one incorrect quote every day for the next few months via queue,so we'll not reply to asks and such often.
Anyways, I'm OCTAfan (Or just Aven, or Octa), the only person running this blog! My main is @octahedral-chaos, but be warned, I do have several other sideblogs.
Besides this, let's get into some basic rules, as well as a tag list!
RULES
Keep it PG. I'm both Aroace and a minor... plus this is an incorrect quotes blog...
Please, no sort of discourse nor phobia here, we're just here to have a good time!
Also I'm not comfortable with interacting with certain peeps, so basic DNI applies here (Basically, above point, so no LGBTphobes, TERFs, etc)
And that's it! Have fun, but keep it civil please.
TAG LIST
*Note: I'm not going to tag "Worldless game" on any of the quotes due to not wanting to spam the Worldless tag, but I will be tagging the characters (As #Worldless [Blank]) AND the source of the quotes (As #Source: [Blank]). Plus, I separated Duality into their dark and light sides, which are nicknamed Shade and Lamp respectively.
Character tags
Aven
Edda
Old One
Angel
Demon
Dark Paladin
Lightning Nightmare
Yin-Yang
Duality (Dark/ Shade) (Light/ Lamp)
Adaptation
Quimera
Summum
LUCA
They/ God/ Worldless
Non-Character tags
OCTAfan says stuff <- Basically anytime I'm talking
OCTAfan answers <- For Asks
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>*-*-Introductory post-*-*<
What’s up! I’m sure some of you know me but if you don’t, i’m the mod, Hidden but I also answer to Sugu. I run this blog as well as @incorrecthiddeninventory.
I’m not automating either blog so please do be patient with me as post these myself and most of these are written myself and take a lot of thought!
about the mod;
I use She/her,
One of my favourite songs is Heart shaped box by Nirvana and my favourite colour is Orange
i really like angst, If you can’t tell :)
I enjoy talking about these guys! Drop by the ask box!
About the Blog (almost the same as the other)
Will include Shoko, Satoru, Suguru, Utahime, Nanami and Haibara with odd appearances from Yaga, Toji and Riko
ships may be included such as; Satosugu, Sashisu, Hainana, Nanago and ShokoHime
there will be cursing
may be NSFW jokes or implications
there will be mentions of death, blood, and other things in that area
overall, I hope you enjoy the realm of suffering I have made for you all! every word I write causes me pain
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When Twelve doesn't get what Fifteen is trying to tell her
Fifteen: "I think I'm falling for you." Twelve: "Then get up."
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two-dense · 1 year ago
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So I was wondering why Mudz hadn't made any posts yet. I go to look at the notifications and I saw that he had one post queued up in the draft, and let me tell you it is the single drunkest thing I have ever read in my life.
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jdstudiosshenanigans · 2 years ago
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Pinned post!
Welcome to joey drew studios! A fun little incorrect quotes blog, and on a fun occasion; art as well
The only thing I ask if you Interact is to:
-keep things appropriate, dirty jokes are fine but let's not go any further
-i may post about certain ships that I enjoy, and if someone sends in a submission it may contain one they enjoy. Be respectful and let people enjoy things
-on that topic, please don't post any gross ships or start ship discourse
Enjoy your stay✨
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Seraphim: One of you, will betray us tonight. Micheal: Is it me? Seraphim: No, it's not you Micheal. Adam: Is it me sir? Seraphim: No, it's not you Adam. Lucifer: is it me? Seraphim: Is iT Me???
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wrongeruris · 6 months ago
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hello! i’m wrongeruris, but my previous account was @incorrectsnkships which i haven’t used for a while, and i’ve since forgotten the login details :(
the eruri hyperfixation is back and stronger and i just want to make a silly little blog and make new mutuals :)
this will probably be an incorrect quotes blog or a place to tell the world about the little headcanons or pieces i’ve written
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kdjojo · 8 months ago
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Some op character saying their backstoy
Luffy: "Womp womp! Idc! Fight me ding dong!"
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according-to-shlorp · 2 years ago
Conversation
Terry: So I’ve started looking into current affairs
Korvo: That's great, Terry-
Terry: *pulls out a list* Here’s a list of everyone in the neighborhood that’s currently having an affair.
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shortcake-incorrect-quotes · 5 months ago
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Licorice Whip: Do you know what the question I’m asked most is?
Peppermint Fizz: “Will you please leave the premises?”
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frogdottir · 2 years ago
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My new favorite game is writing tired half coherent prompts on my incorrect quotes blog and then scheduling them to post at random times.
It’s like a little surprise for fully coherent me.
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