#incorrectsnkships

[wrongeruris]

levi: (staring at the ceiling in the middle of the night)

erwin: you okay?

levi: just thinking about the time when i was a kid and kenny told me that i’ll grow up to be gay

erwin: and?

levi: he was right

[incorrectsnkships]

this photo <3

[wrongeruris]

levi: i think i’m ready to take our relationship to the next level

erwin: (pleasantly surprised) oh - oh, okay

levi: okay. i’ll go and get the vodka and you go get the uno deck

erwin: oh. okay.

[incorrectsnkships]

send in different ships so i can fill this in!!

[wrongeruris]

levi: i need to go feed the kids

erwin: armin and mikasa are at school?

levi: the cats, erwin. the cats.

[incorrectsnkships]

i want doot doot plz :)

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[incorrectsnkships]

“mikasa thinking of eren while being with jean” this, “mikasa would call jean ‘eren’ on accident” that, blah blah

jean calling mikasa marco by mistake every once in a while. hm? yeah that’s right.

[conniesspringersgf]

trigger warning: mentions of rape

just a reminder to everyone that today, april 24th, is 'national rape day'. whether it is a joke or not please stay safe.

girls, don't go out by urself (or without protection) on April 24th. boys have decided to make that day national rape day. stay safe and please don't go out without protect or a lot of people with u and stay together

remember, one punch to the nose and one to the stomach is all you need to stun, after that, aim to hit the side of the head because that hurts the most. after, stomp on the dick. if you can’t punch use your elbows

please reblog this

@regretfulfairies @strawberry-pp @waywardsongbird3 @sleepysnk @pokkoh @incorrectsnkships

[wrongeruris]

hello! i’m wrongeruris, but my previous account was @incorrectsnkships which i haven’t used for a while, and i’ve since forgotten the login details :(

the eruri hyperfixation is back and stronger and i just want to make a silly little blog and make new mutuals :)

this will probably be an incorrect quotes blog or a place to tell the world about the little headcanons or pieces i’ve written

[incorrectsnkships]

Eren: send nudes?

Armin:

Armin: we’re having a face to face conversation

Eren: okay??

[incorrectsnkships]

Erwin: *cleaning the kitchen floor*

Levi: god you’re so hot

Erwin: yeah?

Levi: yeah. jesus you know exactly how to impress me

Erwin: maybe we should-

Levi: it looks so perfect

Erwin:

Levi: your cleaning technique, it’s so sexy, you’ve scrubbed it so well. good job, Erwin.

[incorrectsnkships]

“tHe ShiP dONt mAKe SeNsE” and then it makes more sense than algebra

“But your ship doesn’t make sense!!!!!”

Bold of you to assume I give a shit about whether my ships make sense or not

[incorrectsnkships]

tw(?) - reiner talking about suicide

- -

Reiner: man, I love sleeping so much

Bertholdt: I know right! taking naps always give me energy for the rest of the day and always leave me feeling rejuvenated!

Reiner:

Reiner: well I meant I love sleeping because it’s the closest thing to being dead but

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Erwin: Levi. I have something to show you. I got a tattoo for you :)

Levi: oh, Erwin. my birthday. you shouldn’t have done that for me

Erwin: <3

Hange: Pieck! look, i got a tattoo for you!

Pieck: what? oh hange that’s… that’s so sweet. what is it, my birthday-

Hange: your face!

Pieck: MY WHAT

[incorrectsnkships]

jean, trying to do a pickup line: my pronouns are he/him but-

armin: oh, that’s good to know, my pronouns are also he/him, thank you for sharing jean :)

jean:

jean: my pronouns are he/him but you can call me you/rs ;))

If you tell me that Jean didn't flirt with Armin because he thought he was a girl the first time they met, then you're not only lying to me, but you're lying to yourself.

[incorrectsnkships]

“He just told me that he’s in love with me, but I can’t tell if he’s joking or not.”

- Armin Arlert