#incorrect attack on titan

[wrongeruris]

levi: i think i’m ready to take our relationship to the next level

erwin: (pleasantly surprised) oh - oh, okay

levi: okay. i’ll go and get the vodka and you go get the uno deck

erwin: oh. okay.

[shinzou-wo-sus-sageyo]

Erwin: Can I talk to you for a second?

Levi: You can do anything to me for any number of seconds,

[roryxjess]

In chapter 7 of my fanfic (AOT X GOTHAM) Bertholdt is feeling the rejection from Annie….read more to find out!

[leviismybby]

Levi and (y/n) playing strip poker

Levi: "I won the first round. Take everything off."

(y/n): "That's not how it works-"

Levi: "Did I fucking stutter?"

[yu-huuuu]

Y/N, texting Levi: Levi! Help I’m being kidnapped Levi: Where are you? Y/N: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help. Levi: I’ll call Hange. Hange, answering their cell: Y’ello? Levi: Where’s Y/N? They texted me that they were being kidnapped. Hange: Y/N? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me- Hange: Hange: I’ll call you back. *hangs up* Hange: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD! Y/N: WHO ARE YOU?!

[twilovesshuake]

Levi: I need a word with you.

Y/n: Are you going to yell at me?

Levi: No, the opposite actually.

Y/n: I get to yell at you!?

Levi: No-

[lucysarah-c]

Another female soldier walks past the Scouts.

"OMG, love your shirt!"

Y/N: "Aww, thank you! I love your ponytail!"

Jean: *looks at Connie* "Why is it that when I compliment a girl, they look at me with so much hatred? But when another girl does it, it's all giggles and smiles?"

Levi: *turning around to look at his squad * "Because when you do it, it means you're a potential creep who smells like shit and will chase her down the street to kidnap her. When a girl does it, it means they chose the right range of colors to match the uniform."

[theysangastheyslew]

Hurray for more pre-war shenanigans 🥳

Feels kinda anti-climatic now considering how long I wrestled with this one but oh well! Who has time to learn how animate things anyways? 😆 Now would this have worked better time-wise if LH were talking to Magath and Pieck? Yes, but it’s hard to pass up the opportunity to call Yelena a bitch :)

[lazyexcuse]

Priest: “Ok repeat after me”

Y/n, nodding with a smile: “After me.”

Priest leaning over to Levi, whispering: “Are you sure you want this one?”

Levi frowns: “Say your damn lines.”

[shorenblogs]

Eren: The moon is beautiful tonight, isn't it?

Mikasa: You know who else is beautiful?

Eren and Mikasa, at the same time: Armin Arlert.

[wrongeruris]

levi: i need to go feed the kids

erwin: armin and mikasa are at school?

levi: the cats, erwin. the cats.

[burnt-coffeebeans]

Based on this post about Tim’s origin story being like a Y/N plot: link

Tim: My name is Tim Drake

Tim: I have black hair and blue eyes that make me the adoption bait for Batman but he doesn’t notice

Tim: This makes me the NEXT ROBIN!

Tim: I have two love interests: Boring Tan Caucasian (Kon) and Boring Pale Caucasian (Bernard)

Tim: My mother is a plot device… She will die now

Tim: My character flaws include being addicted to coffee and not sleeping

Tim: My father has forced me to quit being Robin… He will die now

Tim: This is the part where I get into a battle and a close call with death gives me an identity crisis~!

Tim: ✨ the identity crisis is symbolic of my character development ✨

Tim: Plot twist! Batman is dead!

Tim: Batman has once again lived!

Tim: ✨Bird metaphor ✨

[pengnin]

[stardust948]

Jean: What’s this?

Levi: An invitation to my wedding.

Jean: Aren’t you already married to Hanji-san?

Mikasa: Are you two renewing your vows or something?

Levi: We were never married!

Connie: Seriously? Like at all?

Levi: Who in here thought Hanji and I were a married couple this whole time?

Everyone: *raises their hands*

Levi:

Levi, without turning around: Hanji put your hand down.

[leviismybby]

Petra: "Two times a week is the best!"

Hange: "See I disagree, i think once a week is more than enough."

(y/n): "Once a week? No way, at least twice a day. Levi would go crazy."

Hange: "Levi cleans his room twice a day?"

(y/n): "Wait...what are we talking about?"

[xypheris]

Levi: I don’t do hugs.

Y/N: But... I do.

Levi: I know. That’s why I avoid you.