#incorrect snk

[shorenblogs]

Eren: The moon is beautiful tonight, isn't it?

Mikasa: You know who else is beautiful?

Eren and Mikasa, at the same time: Armin Arlert.

[ibettertakethisoffshelby]

Jean: "So, I was thinking earlier-"

Sasha: "Wow, really?"

Connie: "Atta boy, Jean!"

J: "What?! No! I'm not finished! I was thinking that... um... it... I... ummmm... shit."

C: "You shoulda stopped when we were impressed."

S: "Yeah, that was kind of a letdown."

[majoryeager104]

Kidnapper: We have your child  Levi: I don’t have a child?  Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?  Levi: Oh god, you have Armin

[twilovesshuake]

Levi: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-

Y/n: It was me...

Levi: ..be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

[pengnin]

[lucysarah-c]

Erwin: Did you call a member of the military board stupid?

Levi: No. I asked. "are you stupid?"

Erwin: *turning around to face the military board and Zackly* He said he asked.

[theysangastheyslew]

Hurray for more pre-war shenanigans 🥳

Feels kinda anti-climatic now considering how long I wrestled with this one but oh well! Who has time to learn how animate things anyways? 😆 Now would this have worked better time-wise if LH were talking to Magath and Pieck? Yes, but it’s hard to pass up the opportunity to call Yelena a bitch :)

[iidilio]

Hange: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? Levi: I'm a knife. Y/N, from across the room: They're the little spoon.

[abiatackerman]

You're being clingy with Levi while you're on your period-

Y/N: See? I'm being annoying. And clingy.... That's why I avoid you during my period days.

Levi: You're always annoying, brat. Period or no period.

Y/N: You wound me, captain. (Sarcastically)

Levi: Don't play the wounded soldier with me, brat. You know you're my favourite pain in the ass.

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[shorenblogs]

Floch: Armin's not even that cool, he's so weak like—

Mikasa: The

Connie: Fuck

Sasha: Did

Historia: You

Jean: Just

Eren, lightning up: Say?

[ibettertakethisoffshelby]

Security guard: "This your kid, buddy?"

Reiner: "Problem?"

SG: "She caused forty bucks of damage in aisle six."

R: "What did she do?!"

SG: "She beat the stuffing out of this 'Tickle Me Elmo' doll."

R: *to Gabi* "You got in a fight with a toy?!"

Gabi: "It was laughing at me!"

[this-is-krikkit]

kenny: you’re not good enough for my nephew hange: you’re not good enough for your nephew kenny: excuse me? hange: you heard me.

[twilovesshuake]

Levi: I need a word with you.

Y/n: Are you going to yell at me?

Levi: No, the opposite actually.

Y/n: I get to yell at you!?

Levi: No-

[nerdynuala]

The correct answer was, in fact, getting on his nerves

More levihan because I saw this quote being used with Gojo and Nanami and need I say more?

[lucysarah-c]

Another female soldier walks past the Scouts.

"OMG, love your shirt!"

Y/N: "Aww, thank you! I love your ponytail!"

Jean: *looks at Connie* "Why is it that when I compliment a girl, they look at me with so much hatred? But when another girl does it, it's all giggles and smiles?"

Levi: *turning around to look at his squad * "Because when you do it, it means you're a potential creep who smells like shit and will chase her down the street to kidnap her. When a girl does it, it means they chose the right range of colors to match the uniform."

[turn-my-hollow-purple]

Tweeting with AOT

guys lmk if I should do some with either JJK or FMAB