#incorrect snk

[shorenblogs]

Eren: The moon is beautiful tonight, isn't it?

Mikasa: You know who else is beautiful?

Eren and Mikasa, at the same time: Armin Arlert.

[ibettertakethisoffshelby]

Jean: "So, I was thinking earlier-"

Sasha: "Wow, really?"

Connie: "Atta boy, Jean!"

J: "What?! No! I'm not finished! I was thinking that... um... it... I... ummmm... shit."

C: "You shoulda stopped when we were impressed."

S: "Yeah, that was kind of a letdown."

[incorrect-aotquotes]

Zeke: Tell me the truth okay? Because there's been a lot of lying in this family

Grisha: And a lot of love

Zeke: More lies

[the-port-mafia]

Levi: Shh... Do you hear that?

Hange: No... What was it?

Levi: That was the sound of my patience shattering into a billion different pieces

[twilovesshuake]

Hange: Levi isn’t answering his phone.

Y/n: I’ll call.

Erwin: Hange and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Levi: Hello?

[lucysarah-c]

Another female soldier walks past the Scouts.

"OMG, love your shirt!"

Y/N: "Aww, thank you! I love your ponytail!"

Jean: *looks at Connie* "Why is it that when I compliment a girl, they look at me with so much hatred? But when another girl does it, it's all giggles and smiles?"

Levi: *turning around to look at his squad * "Because when you do it, it means you're a potential creep who smells like shit and will chase her down the street to kidnap her. When a girl does it, it means they chose the right range of colors to match the uniform."

[theysangastheyslew]

Hurray for more pre-war shenanigans 🥳

Feels kinda anti-climatic now considering how long I wrestled with this one but oh well! Who has time to learn how animate things anyways? 😆 Now would this have worked better time-wise if LH were talking to Magath and Pieck? Yes, but it’s hard to pass up the opportunity to call Yelena a bitch :)

[pengnin]

[turn-my-hollow-purple]

Tweeting with AOT

guys lmk if I should do some with either JJK or FMAB

[shorenblogs]

Floch: Armin's not even that cool, he's so weak like—

Mikasa: The

Connie: Fuck

Sasha: Did

Historia: You

Jean: Just

Eren, lightning up: Say?

[ibettertakethisoffshelby]

Mikasa: "So I understand you have a gambling problem that I didn't know about."

Annie: "At the moment it's really more of a cash flow concern."

Mikasa: "So what was the bet?"

Annie: "I bet that the Patriots would win the World Series last year."

Mikasa: "Oh... oh you are SUCH an idiot..."

Annie: "How was I supposed to know that Larry Bird retired??"

[abiatackerman]

Levi was talking with Hange about his son.

Levi: My brat loves to bite me, which is really weird.

Hange: Actually that makes sense.

Levi: What do you mean?

Hange: After all Y/N is her mother.......

Levi: ........

Levi: Right

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[the-port-mafia]

Jean: I’ll take that as a compliment

Levi: I must have said it wrong

[this-is-krikkit]

erwin: would you slap your best friend for a thousand dollars?

levi, scoffing: i would slap hange for free

hange, tearing up: i’m your best friend??

[leviismybby]

(y/n): "What are you eating?"

Levi: "It's salty. You wouldn't like it."

(y/n): "I like you don't I?"

[twilovesshuake]

Y/n, drunk: Levi has such beautiful eyes. I love him.

Levi:

Y/n: Don't tell him I said that, okay?

Levi, smiling fondly: Alright, Y/n, I won't.