#pre star plasm vessel

[kdjojo]

Shoko casually giving nicknames to her classmates/juinors

Shoko pointing at Geto and Gojo: Dick riders ans Dick suckers.

Gojo: WHAT THE FUCK SHOKO??

Geto: She isn't wrong tbh.

Shoko pointing at Nanami and Haibara: Normal. Ish.

Haibara: WOOOOO!!!

Nanami: Haibara. Please.

Shoko pointing at utahime: my wife ><

Utahime: Mhm‼️ that's right‼️

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Satoru: Can you breastfeed me?

Suguru looking at him with disgust: What the hell is wrong with you.

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Haibara: "Alrighty guys! Who was your valentines on valentines day?"

Nanami: "You."

Satoru: "Suguru"

Suguru: "Satoru"

Shoko: "Utahime"

Utahime: "who tf else."

Yaga: "Myself"

Pause.

Haibara acting sympathetic: "Yaga- Sensei don't worry you will get a valentines next year I believe in ya!"

Satoru and Suguru: "seems like never" *snicker*

They got beat up 💀

[kdjojo]

Suguru showering: what are you doing.

Satoru right behind Suguru looking at his body: I'm going to combust and you going to use your body to help me.

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Suguru: what the hell are you doing?

Satoru on his knees ear pressed up against Suguru's ass: I'm listening to your ass beats!

Suguru: my what?-

Satoru blissed out: ass beats..

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Satoru putting a hand over Suguru's chest: holy shit your heart is beating fast!

Satoru squeezing it: see!

Suguru: Satoru, if you don't get your fucking-

[kdjojo]

Is this like.. Haibara's secret musicly account.. (average bathroom noises from your other classmates who are thr strongest)

(Geto's def top!!)

[kdjojo]

Yaga traumatized: TELL YOUR FUCKING PARENTS WHAT YOU FUCKING DID IN THE DAMN CLASROOM

Shoko wide eyed: ...

Satoru: I blew bubbles and fingered painted.

Suguru: my name isn't Bubbles nor painted Satoru.

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Satoru: wouldn't it be funny if I woke up with your dick up my ass??

Suguru: yeah that would be funny.. heh.

At 3am

Satoru: what the fuck..? Why the hell does my ass feeling like it's getting ripped apart by something thick and larg-

(Looks down at Suguru and realizes)

Satoru: ohhhh..

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Satoru: "Hey Suguru! Wanna have a very loud homosexual intercourse??"

Suguru: "... Dude what no?"

Satoru: "HUH WHY??? I-"

Bickering*

Nanami: "Why...?"

Haibara: "Hey Nanami uh.. want to come with to vending machines? Or..??"

Nanami: "Yes!"

Haibara: "Oh wow uhm alright!"

Satoru: "SUGURU I LEGIT HAVE THE LOOKS, THE DICK, ETC ETC WHYYY"

Suguru: "DUDE NO WERE HIGHSCHOOLERS DUMBASS"

Satoru: "SO?"

Shoko: "I wanna kms :33"

This is cannon I'm Gege!!

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Suguru: Where's Satoru?

Yaga: oh he's with Leiri

Suguru: ..why?

Yaga: he tried to gauge his eyes out after figuring out that Justin Bieber was trying to have kids.

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Satoru posting random ass shit.

Satoru: Whoever replies to this post gau

Satoru replying under the post: *Gay

Satoru realizing: oh shit wait.

Suguru replying: Haha dipshit your gay.

Suguru: ...

Satoru: ...

Suguru: shit.