#incorrectquotes

[incorrectpmmmquotes]

[in-the-words-of-the-hellaverse]

Blitzø: I think Stolas is actually in love with me.

Fizzarolli: Congratulations, you're the last to know.

[lighthousepigeons]

Bodhi: I sleep with a dagger under my pillow.

Garrick: Weak. I sleep with two swords under mine.

Xaden: You are both pathetic.

Garrick, sarcastically: What killer weapon do you sleep with, Xaden?

Xaden: Violet.

[amanece-parabellum]

I love them UGH.

[dontworryibite]

Killian: You have the sex appeal of a math book. I don't know what the fuck my brother sees in you. Kayden: I don’t know, man, I’ve never met anyone that opened a math book and didn’t say “fuck me”. Killian: Gareth: Kill, wait, put the knife down, let's talk this out-

[thebeeswantarson]

Steve: Babe, what would you do if I was choking?

Eddie: I would pull out two inches and say I was sorry.

Robin [Slamming her hands on the table getting up and leaving]: One dinner!!! All I wanted was to have one peaceful Fucking dinner!!!

[incorrectclonewarsquotes]

Cody: If Quinlan is a pain in the shebs why are you in a relationship?

Fox: He is a great provider

Cody: And what does he provide you with exactly?

Fox watches a microwave blow up in Quinlan's face after he stuck a bowl of noodles with a fork in it: Amusement mostly.

[dndclassesquotes]

“I am a complex person with complex emotions like “tired” and “food” and even the third emotion, “stab.”” ~Barbarian

[victoriously-regal]

REGINA: Hey, I was able to raise a fully functional kid! EMMA: *looks at Henry* EMMA: *turns back to Regina* EMMA (CONFUSED): You have a kid that I don't know about?

[victoriously-wicked]

Glinda: Elphie and I have that kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other’s-

Elphaba: Sentences.

Glinda: Elphie, please don’t interrupt me.

[incorrectpmmmquotes]

[in-the-words-of-the-hellaverse]

Lucifer: Did I get so drunk last night that I declared myself the King of all Ducks? Lilith: If I said no, I'd be lying to the King of all Ducks.

[heronchildlove]

“Matthew is a very good kisser. What a heartbreaking thing to know about your best friend.”

- James Herondale at some point, probably

[amanece-parabellum]

JON: You know, all things considered...

ELIAS: Hold up. Did you really consider all things?

JON: 🔥👁️🔥👁️🔥👁️ Y E S 🔥👁️🔥👁️🔥👁️

[dontworryibite]

Killian: What's this? Gareth, carefully hugging Killian: ...Affection? KIllian: Disgusting. Killian: Well, what are you waiting for? Do it again.

[thebeeswantarson]

Tim: I’ve accidentally indulged in to much ‘me time’

Tim: Turns out, I’ve been reported missing for six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities.

Tim:

Tim: I hope they make a Buzz Feed about me.