#incorrectquotes

[incorrectpmmmquotes]

[in-the-words-of-the-hellaverse]

Blitzø: I think Stolas is actually in love with me.

Fizzarolli: Congratulations, you're the last to know.

[lighthousepigeons]

Bodhi: I sleep with a dagger under my pillow.

Garrick: Weak. I sleep with two swords under mine.

Xaden: You are both pathetic.

Garrick, sarcastically: What killer weapon do you sleep with, Xaden?

Xaden: Violet.

[thebeeswantarson]

Steve: Babe, what would you do if I was choking?

Eddie: I would pull out two inches and say I was sorry.

Robin [Slamming her hands on the table getting up and leaving]: One dinner!!! All I wanted was to have one peaceful Fucking dinner!!!

[incorrectclonewarsquotes]

Cody: If Quinlan is a pain in the shebs why are you in a relationship?

Fox: He is a great provider

Cody: And what does he provide you with exactly?

Fox watches a microwave blow up in Quinlan's face after he stuck a bowl of noodles with a fork in it: Amusement mostly.

[daemyradaily]

Daemyra + Incorrect Quotes

[victoriously-regal]

REGINA: Hey, I was able to raise a fully functional kid! EMMA: *looks at Henry* EMMA: *turns back to Regina* EMMA (CONFUSED): You have a kid that I don't know about?

[heronchildlove]

*Alastair and Thomas saying goodbye before they separate for a mission*

Alastair: Please, be safe.

Matthew *gingerly pulls James's face towards him*: Please, be safe.

James *putting his hand over Matthew's*: I'll be safe. I'll be so safe for you.

Alastair, bright red: Stop that, stop. I'm gonna kill you.

Matthew and James: But how would that keep us safe?

[adrieliu]

cringetober day 14: incorrect quote 😵‍💫 i don’t knoe if this rlly counts since he’s not saying the quote himself but this is pretty silly to me heheh

[incorrectpmmmquotes]

[in-the-words-of-the-hellaverse]

Lucifer: Did I get so drunk last night that I declared myself the King of all Ducks? Lilith: If I said no, I'd be lying to the King of all Ducks.

[big-burry-latinas]

Azutara incorrect quotes (I don't know what part)

Katara: Azula, I think we should go back home. Katara: So many people stress me out, and that's not good for the baby. Azula: W-what baby? Katara: (sobs) Me

[thebeeswantarson]

Tim: I’ve accidentally indulged in to much ‘me time’

Tim: Turns out, I’ve been reported missing for six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities.

Tim:

Tim: I hope they make a Buzz Feed about me.

[incorrectclonewarsquotes]

Obi-Wan: If I died

Cody, scrolling through his datapad: Death will not get you out of this relationship.

[daemyradaily]

Daemyra + Incorrect Quotes

[victoriously-regal]

Snow: Regina, what do you value about Emma?

Regina: She’s thoughtful. She picks flowers and brings them to me.

Snow: *smiles*

Regina: Often they’re ones I’ve just planted, but…

Emma: That’s how I know they’re fresh.