#incorrectquotes

[dndclassesquotes]

Paladin: What do you think is the height of stupidity? Rogue: I’m not sure, let’s ask him. Paladin: what? Rogue: *shouting across the field* Bard, how tall are you?

[incorrectpmmmquotes]

[in-the-words-of-the-hellaverse]

Blitzø: I think Stolas is actually in love with me.

Fizzarolli: Congratulations, you're the last to know.

[lighthousepigeons]

Bodhi: I sleep with a dagger under my pillow.

Garrick: Weak. I sleep with two swords under mine.

Xaden: You are both pathetic.

Garrick, sarcastically: What killer weapon do you sleep with, Xaden?

Xaden: Violet.

[thebeeswantarson]

Steve: Babe, what would you do if I was choking?

Eddie: I would pull out two inches and say I was sorry.

Robin [Slamming her hands on the table getting up and leaving]: One dinner!!! All I wanted was to have one peaceful Fucking dinner!!!

[incorrectclonewarsquotes]

Cody: If Quinlan is a pain in the shebs why are you in a relationship?

Fox: He is a great provider

Cody: And what does he provide you with exactly?

Fox watches a microwave blow up in Quinlan's face after he stuck a bowl of noodles with a fork in it: Amusement mostly.

[victoriously-regal]

REGINA: Hey, I was able to raise a fully functional kid! EMMA: *looks at Henry* EMMA: *turns back to Regina* EMMA (CONFUSED): You have a kid that I don't know about?

[daemyradaily]

Daemyra + Incorrect Quotes

[justanindiangirl12]

Solangelo Incorrect Quotes

Nico: *calling Will* Come on! Pick up pick up pick up. Will: *picks up* Hello? Nico: HI! I love you so much! Will: I love you too. Nico: Can I, by any chance, have 25,000 dollars? Will: What would you need 25,000 dollars for? Nico: An escape room. Will: WHAT KIND OF ESCAPE ROOM COSTS 25,000 DOLLARS? Nico: Nico: ... Prison....

[dndclassesquotes]

Paladin: Rogue, why are you enlisted on the dark web as an assassin-for-hire? Rogue: LISTEN I CAN EXP- Rogue: ... wait Rogue: why are you looking for assassins on the dark web? Paladin: I- Bard: *two rooms away* because there's none on google!

[incorrectpmmmquotes]

[in-the-words-of-the-hellaverse]

Lucifer: Did I get so drunk last night that I declared myself the King of all Ducks? Lilith: If I said no, I'd be lying to the King of all Ducks.

[heronchildlove]

*Alastair and Thomas saying goodbye before they separate for a mission*

Alastair: Please, be safe.

Matthew *gingerly pulls James's face towards him*: Please, be safe.

James *putting his hand over Matthew's*: I'll be safe. I'll be so safe for you.

Alastair, bright red: Stop that, stop. I'm gonna kill you.

Matthew and James: But how would that keep us safe?

[thebeeswantarson]

Tim: I’ve accidentally indulged in to much ‘me time’

Tim: Turns out, I’ve been reported missing for six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities.

Tim:

Tim: I hope they make a Buzz Feed about me.

[incorrectclonewarsquotes]

Obi-Wan: If I died

Cody, scrolling through his datapad: Death will not get you out of this relationship.

[adrieliu]

cringetober day 14: incorrect quote 😵‍💫 i don’t knoe if this rlly counts since he’s not saying the quote himself but this is pretty silly to me heheh