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dndclassesquotes · 2 days ago

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Warlock: You can trust me! My motives are completely sinister. Cleric: [whispers in Warlock’s ear] Warlock: … sincere.

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incorrectpmmmquotes · 4 months ago

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in-the-words-of-the-hellaverse · 9 months ago

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Blitzø: I think Stolas is actually in love with me.

Fizzarolli: Congratulations, you're the last to know.

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lighthousepigeons · 5 months ago

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Bodhi: I sleep with a dagger under my pillow.

Garrick: Weak. I sleep with two swords under mine.

Xaden: You are both pathetic.

Garrick, sarcastically: What killer weapon do you sleep with, Xaden?

Xaden: Violet.

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amanece-parabellum · 4 months ago

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I love them UGH.

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thebeeswantarson · 1 year ago

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Steve: Babe, what would you do if I was choking?

Eddie: I would pull out two inches and say I was sorry.

Robin [Slamming her hands on the table getting up and leaving]: One dinner!!! All I wanted was to have one peaceful Fucking dinner!!!

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incorrectclonewarsquotes · 2 years ago

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Cody: If Quinlan is a pain in the shebs why are you in a relationship?

Fox: He is a great provider

Cody: And what does he provide you with exactly?

Fox watches a microwave blow up in Quinlan's face after he stuck a bowl of noodles with a fork in it: Amusement mostly.

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dontworryibite · 8 days ago

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Killian: You have the sex appeal of a math book. I don't know what the fuck my brother sees in you. Kayden: I don’t know, man, I’ve never met anyone that opened a math book and didn’t say “fuck me”. Killian: Gareth: Kill, wait, put the knife down, let's talk this out-

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victoriously-regal · 7 months ago

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REGINA: Hey, I was able to raise a fully functional kid! EMMA: *looks at Henry* EMMA: *turns back to Regina* EMMA (CONFUSED): You have a kid that I don't know about?

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victoriously-wicked · 3 months ago

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Glinda: Elphie and I have that kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other’s-

Elphaba: Sentences.

Glinda: Elphie, please don’t interrupt me.

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dndclassesquotes · 30 days ago

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Fighter: Cleric, how do I get revenge on my enemies? Cleric: The best revenge is ignoring them and living your life to its fullest :) <3 Fighter: ... Fighter: Barbarian, how do I— Barbarian: Brick.

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incorrectpmmmquotes · 3 months ago

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