#landon king

[anotherthoughtthatwillhauntme]

Alex: You’re too old for my grandson. What if you die first? I can’t see him hurt!

Kayden: Don’t worry, he’ll cope. He’ll inherit my fortune and buy more cars to name after mythological creatures.

Gareth: nodding. I’ll name one after you.

Kayden: softly. Thank you, baby. I love you.

Alex: too stunned to speak, gripping his cane in silent rage

[lanterns-and-daydreams]

My toxic trait is thinking I could get past the initiation.

[novalunosisworld]

During hangout—

Niko: I love my lotus flower (hugs Bran)

Killian: You do realise you are kind of fucking landon right? (smirk)

Niko:

Bran:

Landon:

Landon: MIA PLEASE BRING BLEACH FOR MY BRAIN—

Gareth: (laughing his ass off)

[bluetalenerd]

Landon : Hey, Jeremy. i heard Ces called my name for the first time *smirks*

Jeremy : *glares at Niko*

Jeremy : i should never trust you with secrets

Nikolai : What? i just told Bran

Landon : Take that you shit face my twin doesn't hide anything from me

Brandon : *raising his brow*

Brandon : Lan, tell the truth

Landon : Okay, i was under your bed yesterday.

Brandon : What- What were you doing there?

Landon : I was there because i wanted to see if you're safe with this twat

Brandon : *rolls his eyes* Now the truth, Lan

Landon : Fine i wanted to strangle the motherfucker in his sleep

[leonidadini]

Jeremy: Are you sleeping with your Professor?

Gareth: NO I-

Jeremy: Rule #1 If I ask about it, I know about it. So don't lie about it.

Gareth:

[ilyakuv]

[coffeeinthebackpack]

Nikolai: *looks at Brandon* 

Nikolai: Baby boy. Baby. 

Nikolai: *looks at Landon* 

Nikolai: Evil.

[sillyballoonmilkshake]

*Niko comes up and hugs Bran, burying his face in his neck*

Bran, worried: What's wrong, baby?

Niko, whispering: You don't love me anymore.

Bran: Wha-

Bran:

Bran, enraged: LANDON, COME HERE! WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME?

[derangedthoughtssideblog]

the fact that gareth's relationship will be the first one landon has no business meddling with 🙏 we're freee

[honeyscovet]

Vaughn: I’m going to kill the next person I fucking see, istg

Heathens: ...

Jayden: Hi! It’s so nice to see you! 😄

Heathens: *wheezing*

Vaughn: Oh..hi. Oh my god. Hi.

Jayden: Blah Blah Blah

Heathens: *laughing louder*

[anotherthoughtthatwillhauntme]

Kayden: I care about Gareth.

Nikolai: You can care about him from afar.

Jeremy: Preferably another continent.

Killian: Or six feet under. I’ll even bake a cake for the funeral—‘Ding Dong, the Creep is Dead’.

[not-someone-you-adore]

Trust me, Ava, I've been asking this question to myself since i started reading fiction

[novalunosisworld]

Mia:- Lan Tell bran Niko is here.

Landon:- (yelling) YOUR FUCKING PET IS HERE BRAN.

Niko:

Mia:

Bran:

Bran: LAN WHAT THE—

[iwanttobeaseme]

Valentine's day YCH

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[Reblogs are very much appreciated!]

[leonidadini]

*Gareth and Killian growing up together*

Killian: Come here

Gareth: Why?

Killian: Just come here

Gareth: No you're gonna hit me

[xoxoskai]

NIKOBRAN HEADCANNONS

to keep you going this last week before God of Fury drops<3

Between all his sons-in-law, Brandon is Kyle's favorite.

Levi's is Mia (cousin-fuckers who stole his son and daughter he'll always beef with)

Brandon and Niko are the type of relatives to wear matching clothes on Christmas because Niko would take up any chance to wear matching anything with Brandon.

If and when Brandon bakes, no one gets a chance to even taste what he made before Niko devours it all.

The only place Niko can fall asleep in at record speed is Brandon's arms.

The only reason Niko teaches Brandon how to drive a bike is so he can put his arms around his boyfriend's slutty waist boyfriend.

Remi is terrified on Brandon's behalf.

"Bran, yes, he's hot but mate, look at that guy! He has some skin on those tattoos!"

Astrid shares Remi's concerns but soon comes to find out that Niko is the biggest goofball of sunshine and almost adopts him.

Surprisingly, the one who takes the longest to accept Brandon is Rai. Because it's not her first time meeting the Kings (hello, she's a far relative) and she's worried that her oldest who is actually tender hearted and plagued by demons of his past, might be crushed beyond repair if Brandon hurt him.

Brandon and Landon think they can get away with tricking their in-laws by dressing as each other but they underestimate the Sokolov-Hunters who told them apart the moment they walked in.

Brandon tried it on Niko once when he first divulged about how Maya and Mia used to do it, but Niko could tell Brandon apart from his "psycho" brother in a heartbeat.

"It's your eyes" He had murmured. "Yours sparkle"

Glyndon is weary of Niko but as long as Brandon's happy, she's happy.

Landon is supremely unhappy.

When Landon first opposes their relationship by threatening Niko, Niko flings back "Remember who you're dating and what I mean to them" back at him.

Niko and Landon almost kill each other multiple times.

If there's someone even more unhappy than Landon, it's Crieghton.

Creighton: "Does this mean I can't fight him anymore?" Elsa: "Why were you fighting him before this?!" Creighton: "Is anyone else hearing this buzzing? I should go check."

Niko goes feral whenever he sees Brandon shirtless and vice-versa but

Niko is always shirtless, so Brandon is always suffering.

Unlike Niko, Brandon doesn't carry him into a dark corner to immediately fuck.

If there's no scene of Brandon asking Niko "Who's fucking you?" Rina, you'll hear from my therapist. And if there's not a single, evil, unhinged Brandon moment where Niko is flabbergasted at the change and is accusing him of being two-faced at which Brandon will laugh, lean in and ask tauntingly "What are you going to do? Tell on me?" I will sue.

Brandon's muse is Niko. (Bitch, I said what I said)

Unlike Landon, Brandon doesn't divulge this piece of information to his boyfriend because he does not want to give Niko even more reasons to walk around with lesser clothes.

Brandon gets a tattoo for Niko on his ribs. (cue feral Nikolai)

After which Niko tries to get Brandon's name tattooed on his favorite organ, but Jeremy literally deadlocks the door to his room to keep him inside after Niko asked for opinions in their group chat about his decision.

Niko: You don't think it's romantic? Jeremy, Killian, Gareth, Landon, Eli, Creighton, Remi:

They've definitely rolled around in paint and fucked on a canvas after it. Niko would display it in the entryway of their house if Brandon let him.

They've also joined the mile high club.

After they get engaged, Brandon calls him by his full-name as in "Nikolai Sokolov-Hunter-King" just to piss him off but Nikolai loves being associated to Brandon in every possible way, so it backfires.

Their wedding bands have each other's name inscribed in them.

As does the underside of their ring fingers in the other's handwriting.

Nikolai tries drawing a heart over the i in his name and almost gets smacked.