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sillyballoonmilkshake · 7 months ago
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Ava: Who's Niko's biggest enemy?
Killian: It's Landon
Cecily: Probably Landon
Jeremy: Landon
Glyn: Definetly Landon
Annika: Landon
Landon: Me
Mia: Obviously Landon
Bran: Clara
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ilyakuv · 5 months ago
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sleepless-winter-nights · 2 months ago
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Saw this on Twitter 🤣🤣🤣 and this is so true. I can't even deny.
I also went to Goodreads to read this one again 🤣🤣🤣
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bluetalenerd · 4 months ago
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Landon : Hey, Jeremy. i heard Ces called my name for the first time *smirks*
Jeremy : *glares at Niko*
Jeremy : i should never trust you with secrets
Nikolai : What? i just told Bran
Landon : Take that you shit face my twin doesn't hide anything from me
Brandon : *raising his brow*
Brandon : Lan, tell the truth
Landon : Okay, i was under your bed yesterday.
Brandon : What- What were you doing there?
Landon : I was there because i wanted to see if you're safe with this twat
Brandon : *rolls his eyes* Now the truth, Lan
Landon : Fine i wanted to strangle the motherfucker in his sleep
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pink-mask-06 · 1 year ago
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Brandon: *coming out* I don't like women
Remi: *gasp* You're a misogynist?!?!
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coffeeinthebackpack · 5 months ago
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Brandon : Fight me!
Landon, standing behind him and holding a gun: *mouths* Do not.
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xoxoskai · 1 year ago
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NIKOBRAN HEADCANNONS
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to keep you going this last week before God of Fury drops<3
Between all his sons-in-law, Brandon is Kyle's favorite.
Levi's is Mia (cousin-fuckers who stole his son and daughter he'll always beef with)
Brandon and Niko are the type of relatives to wear matching clothes on Christmas because Niko would take up any chance to wear matching anything with Brandon.
If and when Brandon bakes, no one gets a chance to even taste what he made before Niko devours it all.
The only place Niko can fall asleep in at record speed is Brandon's arms.
The only reason Niko teaches Brandon how to drive a bike is so he can put his arms around his boyfriend's slutty waist boyfriend.
Remi is terrified on Brandon's behalf.
"Bran, yes, he's hot but mate, look at that guy! He has some skin on those tattoos!"
Astrid shares Remi's concerns but soon comes to find out that Niko is the biggest goofball of sunshine and almost adopts him.
Surprisingly, the one who takes the longest to accept Brandon is Rai. Because it's not her first time meeting the Kings (hello, she's a far relative) and she's worried that her oldest who is actually tender hearted and plagued by demons of his past, might be crushed beyond repair if Brandon hurt him.
Brandon and Landon think they can get away with tricking their in-laws by dressing as each other but they underestimate the Sokolov-Hunters who told them apart the moment they walked in.
Brandon tried it on Niko once when he first divulged about how Maya and Mia used to do it, but Niko could tell Brandon apart from his "psycho" brother in a heartbeat.
"It's your eyes" He had murmured. "Yours sparkle"
Glyndon is weary of Niko but as long as Brandon's happy, she's happy.
Landon is supremely unhappy.
When Landon first opposes their relationship by threatening Niko, Niko flings back "Remember who you're dating and what I mean to them" back at him.
Niko and Landon almost kill each other multiple times.
If there's someone even more unhappy than Landon, it's Crieghton.
Creighton: "Does this mean I can't fight him anymore?" Elsa: "Why were you fighting him before this?!" Creighton: "Is anyone else hearing this buzzing? I should go check."
Niko goes feral whenever he sees Brandon shirtless and vice-versa but
Niko is always shirtless, so Brandon is always suffering.
Unlike Niko, Brandon doesn't carry him into a dark corner to immediately fuck.
If there's no scene of Brandon asking Niko "Who's fucking you?" Rina, you'll hear from my therapist. And if there's not a single, evil, unhinged Brandon moment where Niko is flabbergasted at the change and is accusing him of being two-faced at which Brandon will laugh, lean in and ask tauntingly "What are you going to do? Tell on me?" I will sue.
Brandon's muse is Niko. (Bitch, I said what I said)
Unlike Landon, Brandon doesn't divulge this piece of information to his boyfriend because he does not want to give Niko even more reasons to walk around with lesser clothes.
Brandon gets a tattoo for Niko on his ribs. (cue feral Nikolai)
After which Niko tries to get Brandon's name tattooed on his favorite organ, but Jeremy literally deadlocks the door to his room to keep him inside after Niko asked for opinions in their group chat about his decision.
Niko: You don't think it's romantic? Jeremy, Killian, Gareth, Landon, Eli, Creighton, Remi:
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They've definitely rolled around in paint and fucked on a canvas after it. Niko would display it in the entryway of their house if Brandon let him.
They've also joined the mile high club.
After they get engaged, Brandon calls him by his full-name as in "Nikolai Sokolov-Hunter-King" just to piss him off but Nikolai loves being associated to Brandon in every possible way, so it backfires.
Their wedding bands have each other's name inscribed in them.
As does the underside of their ring fingers in the other's handwriting.
Nikolai tries drawing a heart over the i in his name and almost gets smacked.
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sehuunah · 5 months ago
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i love our fandom and all but what I despise in all those fancasts and edits is how they portray brandon. like? miss rina wrote so mANY TIMES that bran has muscles, he’s strong that EVEN NIKO ADMITTED THAT. he plays lacrosse ffs, he’s the captain, he runs everyday, for sure he does a lot of worksout SO WHY ALL OF THOSE FANCAST HAS SOME SLIM MAN OR SOME SOFT BOYS WHAT. but with lan? his identical twin? without missing a beat, they will find some man with arms like greek god. JUSTICE FOR BRAN MY PEOPLE.
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lanterns-and-daydreams · 2 months ago
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Landon and Brandon: *sitting together*
Remi:
Remi:
Remi: 9/11
Remi: *throws a paper airplane at them*
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not-someone-you-adore · 4 months ago
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Trust me, Ava, I've been asking this question to myself since i started reading fiction
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mommyysierra · 8 months ago
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Brandon: Nikolai is a perfect cinnamon scone who’s never done anything wrong in his entire life!
Landon: Never done anything wrong?!
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sillyballoonmilkshake · 7 months ago
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Nikolai: I wanna bury myself in Bran so bad right now.
Landon, appaled: I bed your finest pardon?
Levi, choking on water: YOU WHAT NOW?
Nikolai:
Nikolai: Did I say that out loud?
Bran, shaking his head: I'm not even surprised at this point
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ilyakuv · 5 months ago
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Landon calls Nikolai Bran's pet 😭😭😭 that is so landon
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sleepless-winter-nights · 2 months ago
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Found this pic from Pinterest and third is from Twitter.
Credit goes to the artist who drew them. Unfortunately I don't know there names.
Dm for the artists names or removal.
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bluetalenerd · 3 months ago
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Nikolai : Landon is ugly
Brandon *sternly* : Niko
Landon : We're literally identical twins
Brandon *looking up at Niko* :
Nikolai : No, my love. My lotus flower you are one that world bows at and if it doesn't it will fucking bow because i will make it
Landon : Which still doesn't change the fact-
Nikolai *cutting Landon off* : But you who just accidentally happen to share the same womb as my lotus flower is disgusting
Nikolai *looking up at Jeremy* : You're right, Jer. we need more sanitizers to keep dirt away from our lovers. 100 bottles are not enough, so make it a 1000.
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pink-mask-06 · 10 months ago
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Elsa: How can anyone say that Eli is evil? He's a soft precious little soul.
Eli: *wipes blood off his face*
Eli: Yeah I'm adorable!
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