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Kayden: Sit.
Gareth: I’m not your dog. You can’t just say “sit” and expect me to—
Kayden: My love, my downfall, the fire in my veins and the only air I wish to breathe. The sin I’d commit over and over, the chaos I’d willingly drown in. The only name my heart beats for, the only touch my soul craves—
Gareth: …
Kayden: The reason my hands itch to hold, my lips long to claim, my every thought begins and ends with you. If heaven denied me, I’d gladly burn for you. If the stars fell, I’d gather them at your feet—
Gareth: ...
Kayden: Sit.
Gareth: sits down immediately, flustered beyond belief
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"Normalise leaving after the first red flag.I won't do it, but you guys should."
-Gareth and Glyn Probably
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Gareth: Born to roll my eyes, forced to nod and smile.
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"Controlling my facial expressions has to be the toughest battle I fight daily."
-Gareth Carson probably
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Jeremy: Are you sleeping with your Professor?
Gareth: NO I-
Jeremy: Rule #1 If I ask about it, I know about it. So don't lie about it.
Gareth:
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*The heathens on a mission*
Jeremy: What do you think Niko will do for a distraction?
Gareth: Who knows? He'll probably, you know, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*Nikolai blows up a building in the background*
Jeremy:
Killian:
Gareth: ...Or he could do that.
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Nikolai: I am a confident pilot.
Gareth: You literally drove yourself into a cliff.
Nikolai: Yeah, confidently.
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Nikolai: On Halloween, we dress like skeletons, but in reality, the skeletons dress like us.
Jeremy:
Killian:
Gareth: I worry about you.
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Gareth: I love murder mysteries.
Kayden: *Trying to impress him* I have been a suspect in four murder cases.
Gareth:
Gareth: Hot.
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Jeremy: Truth or Dare?
Gareth: Truth.
Jeremy: Did you stop seeing your Professor?
Gareth: Dare.
Jeremy: Stop seeing your Professor.
Gareth: I don't like this game.
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Kayden: Watch it.
Gareth: To quote Hamlet, Act III, Scene III, line 92, "No".
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Gareth: Pass the salt.
Killian: You can salt it with your tears.
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Gareth: I'll be in my room if you need me.
Nikolai: *looks at Killian*
Gareth:
Gareth: Please try not to need me.
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Gareth: Why are you like this?
Killian: I used too much 'No More Tears' shampoo as kid and haven't felt a single emotion since then.
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Gareth: Some time you just have to say "it's okay" instead of throwing a chair on them.
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Gareth: See how I didn't throw a chair on their face when they got on my nerves?
Very mindful. Very mature. Very stable.
Kayden:
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Gareth: Made a list with the things I worry about:
1. Everything
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