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"...Hmm. For our last session, 'gay displacer beast' is the only thing I have written down in my notes."
- DM regrets not taking better notes
#dnd oc#d&d character#shit my players say#dnd shenanigans#game quote#dnd quote#d&d quotes#dungeons and dragons#dnd campaign#dnd5e#dnd#d&d#d&d 5e#d&d campaign#dungeon master#dming is hard#displacer beast#game notes
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Player 2: Barovia...? Huh... Me (DM): What? Player 2: What's the name of the fake country from Princess Diaries? Player 1: ...You mean Genovia? Player 2: Oooh, thank you! I kept hearing Barovia and being like, "the place from the Princess Diaries??" Me: Strahd is played by Anne Hathaway, yes.
#and Julie Andrews will be playing Rahadin#god my players are adorable#queued post bc lazy#strahdposting#dming is awesome#barovia#strahd von zarovich#curse of strahd#cos#strahd campaign#dnd strahd#dnd#dnd shenanigans#dnd campaign#dnd5e#d&d campaign#d&d 5e#d&d#dungeon master#dungeons and dragons#shit my players say#game quote#dnd quote
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Batfam quotes as quotes from my dnd group (part 3) (also including some from my homeland security class because it fits)
Bruce:"Whatever helps you sleep at night" Jason:"I sleep just fine- I have no guilty concensus" Tim:“Is a skateboard considered technology”? Duke:“You are victim blaming rn” Damian:“I am because it's the victim's fault”
Steph:“Not to kink shame- but I felt shame” Dick:“I don't wear socks from April to November” Duke:“As like a rule”? Kon:“Fireball-” Tim:“Actually,Lightning ball-” Bart + Cassie, in unison:“Alleged ball” Jason:“So obviously people have feet fetishes- but I have a foot phobia, they don't belong on a body” Damian:“Did you know every winter they kick all the drones out to freeze to death” Steph:“That's so valid- girlboss moment” Jason:"I'm sorry but if that makes you a white supremacists, you gotta stop the weed"
Steph:“What do you have against sharks”? Cass:“I think we're in mutual competition” Tim:“...Care to elaborate”? Cass:“Well were winning- humankind verse sharks” Steph:“OH I thought you meant You vs the sharks” Dick:“I'll allow you to talk- or I will accept an answer in the form of interpretive dance”
#batfamily#batfam#incorrect batboys quotes#dc incorrect quotes#batfam incorrect quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect batman quotes#incorrect quotes#dnd quote#jason todd#red hood#tim drake#dick grayson#bat siblings#dc#damian wayne#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#duke thomas#bart allen#cassie sandsmark#kon el kent#conner kent#young justice#bruce wayne#batbros#batkids#dc batfam#dc robin#dc quotes
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Things that nobody said until I played D&D part 2
"the pope says 'the most powerful weapon in the world, my son, is the bible gun' and he pulls out the bible gun"
"your racism upsets the stirge so much that it just drops dead"
"explain why we shouldn't kill you right now" "my funky fresh moves"
"wisdom saving throw to not be horny"
"we are distracted by his sweet, sweet nipples"
"you are the Minecraft Alpha to our Minecraft 1.18"
"he's always visually moist"
"can i flirt with the eyes"
"I just casually slip the cake into my hat"
"onwards, to the piss hut!"
#dnd#d&d#d&d player#d&d campaign#d&d 5e#d&d character#dnd adventures#dnd campaign#dnd character#dnd quote#dnd quotes#dungeons & dragons#dungeons and dragons#things nobody said until i played dnd#dungeon master#dnd bard#dnd warlock#d&d bard#d&d warlock#d&d quotes#d&d rogue#d&d ranger#dnd rogue#dnd ranger#dnd barbarian#d&d barbarian#dnd 5e#dragon heist#waterdeep dragon heist
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Player: “That wouldn’t be the first time we’ve violated the Genova Conventions.”
DM: "And it won’t be the last.”
#dnd out of context#d&d out of context#dnd#d&d#dnd antics#d&d antics#d&d funny#dnd quote#d&d quotes#dnd funny#quotes out of context#out of context#things d&d players say#dungeons and dragons#vox machina#critical role#d20#murder hobo#murder hobos
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one of the funniest things that has ever been said in my D&D group is the Dragonborn saying "Raw" as a response to a hot Halfling asking how they liked their tea.
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The two ends of the dnd related quotes spectrum
#dungeons and dragons#dnd#dnd quote#i swear Triell is a very serious character she was having a moment#and by moment I mean I was fucking up every single roll and I hept missing my spells
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Annahael: I can’t reach Bismuth, so I’m gonna fly over here and punch Corl in the face.
Jim: Do it! Do what we all want to do.
Beau/X: Punch the child in the face.
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Even more out of context quotes from a session of Curse of Strahd
*waving arms* "we're in the bone zone"
"We stan undead rights here"
"Is there a spell create blood?" "yeah it's called called a dagger"
*DM cackling gleefully*
The party : "did this dude just turn into an overpowered anime villain"
#curse of strahd#dnd#dungeons and dragons#dnd quotes#out of context quotes#dnd quote#artificer#chaos party#strahd von zarovich#dnd strahd
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Sorcerer: Nat20 for perception!
Dm: for what?
Sorcerer:.....to tell us whatever it is you've been hinting at
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"He self-defensed three skeletons to death."
- DM describing a monk
#dnd monk#D&D monk#shit my players say#dnd quote#d&d quotes#game quote#dnd#dnd campaign#dnd5e#d&d#d&d 5e#d&d campaign#dungeon master#skeleton#monster manual#npc: dresik arlen
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“Kobolds are like little dragons, but they can’t breathe fire… Or fly… They’re basically the chihuahuas of the dragon world.”
- Me, explaining D&D to my new players
#queued post bc lazy#dnd#dnd5e#dnd campaign#dungeons and dragons#kobold#D&D#dungeon master#dming is hard#explaining dnd#dnd shenanigans#dnd quote#d&d quotes#game quote
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WHY IS MY DND PARTY SO DUMB LIKE WHAT????
I love them, but... chat... why are you saying stuff like, "Alright, look out, I'm gonna brand the woman."
That's not something you should say casually. And that's normal, like, what???
Anyway, here's my Lil girl, Cecilia Mittens Cainmoon, my first (and still thriving) character :3
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"All we need for our D&D world is 30 frog twinks and their lesbian bodyguard"
-my brother
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Annahael: Apparently my mic not working led to a double crit, which is the first time that's happened this whole campaign???
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