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lockhinge · 1 month ago
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"...Hmm. For our last session, 'gay displacer beast' is the only thing I have written down in my notes."
- DM regrets not taking better notes
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batfambrainrotbeloved · 7 months ago
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Batfam quotes as quotes from my dnd group (part 3) (also including some from my homeland security class because it fits)
Bruce:"Whatever helps you sleep at night" Jason:"I sleep just fine- I have no guilty concensus" Tim:“Is a skateboard considered technology”? Duke:“You are victim blaming rn” Damian:“I am because it's the victim's fault”
Steph:“Not to kink shame- but I felt shame” Dick:“I don't wear socks from April to November” Duke:“As like a rule”? Kon:“Fireball-” Tim:“Actually,Lightning ball-” Bart + Cassie, in unison:“Alleged ball” Jason:“So obviously people have feet fetishes- but I have a foot phobia, they don't belong on a body” Damian:“Did you know every winter they kick all the drones out to freeze to death” Steph:“That's so valid- girlboss moment” Jason:"I'm sorry but if that makes you a white supremacists, you gotta stop the weed"
Steph:“What do you have against sharks”? Cass:“I think we're in mutual competition” Tim:“...Care to elaborate”? Cass:“Well were winning- humankind verse sharks” Steph:“OH I thought you meant You vs the sharks” Dick:“I'll allow you to talk- or I will accept an answer in the form of interpretive dance”
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curse-of-dming-strahd · 24 days ago
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Player 2: Barovia...? Huh... Me (DM): What? Player 2: What's the name of the fake country from Princess Diaries? Player 1: ...You mean Genovia? Player 2: Oooh, thank you! I kept hearing Barovia and being like, "the place from the Princess Diaries??" Me: Strahd is played by Anne Hathaway, yes.
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firnen-the-teragram-teabag · 4 months ago
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Things that nobody said until I played D&D part 2
"the pope says 'the most powerful weapon in the world, my son, is the bible gun' and he pulls out the bible gun"
"your racism upsets the stirge so much that it just drops dead"
"explain why we shouldn't kill you right now" "my funky fresh moves"
"wisdom saving throw to not be horny"
"we are distracted by his sweet, sweet nipples"
"you are the Minecraft Alpha to our Minecraft 1.18"
"he's always visually moist"
"can i flirt with the eyes"
"I just casually slip the cake into my hat"
"onwards, to the piss hut!"
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dnd-quotes-partynametbd · 4 months ago
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bean-writes · 7 months ago
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Player: “That wouldn’t be the first time we’ve violated the Genova Conventions.”
DM: "And it won’t be the last.”
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nightingale101 · 6 months ago
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one of the funniest things that has ever been said in my D&D group is the Dragonborn saying "Raw" as a response to a hot Halfling asking how they liked their tea.
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im-a-wizard-dammit · 21 days ago
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Laina: You left me!
DM: In fairness, they weren’t expecting a giant four-armed angel thing to be shooting up here like 200 feet away!
Winter, the thing in question: Why not, honestly?
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threeroadsmeet · 11 months ago
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Even more out of context quotes from a session of Curse of Strahd
*waving arms* "we're in the bone zone"
"We stan undead rights here"
"Is there a spell create blood?" "yeah it's called called a dagger"
*DM cackling gleefully*
The party : "did this dude just turn into an overpowered anime villain"
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ladyphlogiston · 1 year ago
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Sorcerer: Nat20 for perception!
Dm: for what?
Sorcerer:.....to tell us whatever it is you've been hinting at
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sp00kyhyena · 3 months ago
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WHY IS MY DND PARTY SO DUMB LIKE WHAT????
I love them, but... chat... why are you saying stuff like, "Alright, look out, I'm gonna brand the woman."
That's not something you should say casually. And that's normal, like, what???
Anyway, here's my Lil girl, Cecilia Mittens Cainmoon, my first (and still thriving) character :3
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lockhinge · 3 months ago
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"He self-defensed three skeletons to death."
- DM describing a monk
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elians-terrarium · 5 months ago
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"All we need for our D&D world is 30 frog twinks and their lesbian bodyguard"
-my brother
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curse-of-dming-strahd · 2 months ago
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“Kobolds are like little dragons, but they can’t breathe fire… Or fly… They’re basically the chihuahuas of the dragon world.”
- Me, explaining D&D to my new players
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automatictrashwolf · 11 months ago
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"Face down, ass up, that's the way we love to roleplay"
Dungeons and Daddies S2 E46
EDIT (I just finished this episode): holey shit!!! How did we go from this to that cliff hanger?!?
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dnd-quotes-partynametbd · 2 months ago
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X: So when I accidentally joined the other Roll20 for the other campaign, I was technically right
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