#neurodivergent lovers

[qzawhateverilike]

What is it about a white guy who loves to info dump and loves everyone and his Latin American friend who listens to everything with love and wonder?

[angie-words]

Well I accidentally made an Aziraphale special today! Could this be because I identify so strongly with his autistic-coded (to me) ass? Who can say? Also, fic update: I actually got the first draft of my Human AU fic into beta! Now I just need to write the rest...

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[jellyfishmakeoutparty]

I don’t really know what this means I just really like tuna crabs

[sleeplessv0id]

I'm such a "but why" girl. I need to know exactly why you said that or why you did that. why you feel that way or why you treated me like that. I just HAVE to know why someone did what they did or I will not ever get over it.

[geraskierfanficprompts]

Prompt 57

Jaskier likes hugs. Like a lot. Like dozens a day, a lot. Which is why it's so odd when Jaskier suddenly stops touching Geralt unless he he absolutely has to. Geralt is admittedly getting quite jealous, however, because Jaskier hasn't stopped touching anyone and everyone else. Has the horror of being a witcher finally set in for the bard? Is he disgusted to so much as lay a finger on him, now? Geralt starts just being concerned about it, however, when Jaskier keeps almost hugging him. So Jaskier clearly wants to hug him, but refuses to do so. Did someone say something? Is he worried about Geralt? He worries for Geralt an awful lot. Oh fuck, is he cursed? Geralt finally breaks and asks (demands) Jaskier why he stopped hugging him, when Jaskier clearly still wants to. "It's because you hate it! Obviously! I- I'm trying to be a good friend!" Geralt knows he can be a bit stoic, but he thought Jaskier would take the fact that Geralt hugs back and doesn't shove him away as more than enough motivation to keep doing what makes him so happy. "I never felt so bad. I really thought you had no problem with me being so- So clingy. If I had known better, I wouldn't! Honest, Geralt!" "Why do you think I have a 'problem' with it?" "You growled at me!" Oh fuck. He purred. Jaskier doesn't know he can purr.

[zhonglilover12]

I need a loving, and mildly obsessed, dragon husband who spoils me with luxurious fabrics and all the art supplies and medical assistance and care I need and desire because he has obscenely wealthy. I want to sleep with him curled around me in his dragon form and I want to give him eggies and have little dragon-human babies and live in a beautiful hunting cabin with an underground den underneath. Is that really too much to ask for?

[troythecatfish]

[the-delta-quadrant]

pro tip for disabled book lovers in the UK!

the royal national institute for blind people (RNIB) has a library service for not only blind people, but also other "print-disabled" people to get free audio or braille books. they say if you have any disability that limits or prevents you from reading standard print, you qualify for their service. you don't have to submit any proof of your disability.

you can either get downloadable audio books through an online registration, or you can have them send you audiobooks on CD or a USB stick in the mail (you will have to return them once you are done)

[cinderoo]

laios babygirl touden

[sentientsky]

googling 'how long is a hyperfixation supposed to last' and then sobbing profusely into my hands

[whereserpentswalk]

When you're bringing your girlfriend from another dimension around your normal freind group, and she's like 99% humanoid but instead of a normal human mouth she just has an immovable hole surrounded by fangs like a jawless fish. And because of that she can only communicate through hand signs and writing. And everyone you introduce her to feels really sorry for her and acts like she's something tragic and broken and that's literally just how she is, like everyone has a mouth like that where she's from. And it kind of ruins your day how sympathetic everyone is to her and how sorry they feel about the fact that she literally is just exist in the way she does. And then when you go back to your hotel you start kissing her and rubbed eachother and she starts making cute little noises and...

[angie-words]

Happy Friday! I'm writing this with a cat sat on my chest which means I, of course, cannot move. It's the law or something.

I love making these, but life is getting busier so I'm going to move to posting once a week instead of twice. In the meantime, enjoy!

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[jellyfishmakeoutparty]

next time you make baseless claims about how scary sharks are, look at a salmon shark.

look at him. you’re gonna look at him and tell me he’s infesting our waters? that this is a creature of terror?

look at him. look at him real good. this is a little dude. how fucking dare you talk about him this way. he’s gonna cry now, look at what you did. bet you feel real fucking stupid, huh? real silly? you better. think about what you’ve done. bitch

[geraskierfanficprompts]

Prompt 40

In a modern world, Geralt has been chatting online with a man named "Dandelion" for about four weeks now. They finally worked up the mutual courage to go out for a date... I R L... (shocked gasps from the imaginary audience)

Only, Geralt has been sat alone at the restaurant they agreed upon for about an hour and a half now. All his messages to Dandelion have been ignored. He doesn't want to hope something bad happened to him, but he also doesn't want to hope the man is fine and just decided to blow off Geralt and their date. But then he finally gets a call from Dandelion. "Hi! Geralt! Geralt, Right? I hit the right number? Listen- Um- I locked my keys in the car. I know it sounds like an excuse but it isn't! And the car fixer men can't come until tomorrow, so I was just going to hire an uber, but I can't find my wallet, and I doubt I have the money for it, for see, my darling white wolf, I may have splurged all my money on quite a lovely bouquet to bring you- Um- It's on my kitchen table-" (the sounds of a man clambering and stumbling through his own apartment) "-And so i was going to do the very embarrassing act of asking you to pay for my uber, even though you were already generous enough to offer to pay for the entire meal, and so I decided I'd think on it and try and find my wallet again after my shower, but see then I fell in the shower, and I- Well, to be honest, I think I might have broken my arm, um- I think I need a raincheck? And can I borrow money for an uber to the hospital? I'll pay it back, I swear!" Long story short, Geralt's first date with this 'Dandelion' guy he's had a massive crush on for weeks, is driving him to the hospital and checking him in. The worst part of it all is that Jaskier (Dandelion's real name*) is so charming, that Geralt can't even be upset about the whole situation. *Geralt soon learns that "Julian" is Jaskier's 'real' real name, when he ends up helping Jaskier write out his medical forms, but this is all just semantics.

[v1rtualv4mp]

I need to have every single animal in existence as a pet

[sleeplessv0id]

am I the only one who can't describe their music taste to anyone as anything other than "literally everything except for the songs I don't like."

like, I like a little bit of everything, aside from the very large amount of things I don't.