sentientsky
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Wren | she/they | writer/artist | aroace lesbian | single father to an idiot loser son (my stupid orange cat)@sentientsky on ao3https://archiveofourown.org/users/sentientsky/works
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sentientsky · 12 minutes ago
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what is it they put in the hardware store to make it smell so good
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sentientsky · 28 minutes ago
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does anybody want to take turns hitting each other unconscious
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sentientsky · 33 minutes ago
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wow really just caught myself listening to some music thinking "wow this playlist is nothing but bangers but what fucking genre is this supposed to be" and then I realized it is in fact my own best of 2024 mix that I put on like ten minutes ago. dismal.
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sentientsky · 34 minutes ago
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how to disappear for a month with no repercussions
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sentientsky · 34 minutes ago
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sentientsky · 41 minutes ago
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a quick step by step guide on what to do if you come back to your apartment and find yourself locked out because your front door is frozen shut
kick the bottom of the door for 10 minutes
text your landlord
remember your landlord is on vacation and also in her mid 50′s so it takes about 36 hours to receive a response
briefly wonder why the fuck you moved the canada
remember that college tuition is significantly cheaper here than in the united states 
look up and notice your cat is at the window, staring at you. he paws at the window lightly and meows. it’s devastating. his eyes are so big and imploring. decide that you have to get inside your apartment at all costs. not even god himself can stop you from feeding your cat his chicken wet food dinner. frida kahlo herself could descend from the heavens and ask “hey you wanna bang?” and you’d say “hell yeah but first let me open this door so i can feed my cat his dinner”
remember there is a starbucks 3 blocks down the street from you
enter. the barista gives you a weird look for entering a starbucks at 7pm on a tuesday
order a venti cup of hot water. you order in french because the barista just said “bonjour” instead of “bonjour, hi.” you have a strong american accent. you hit the r in merci a little too hard to compensate. you embarrass yourself.
exit the starbucks clutching the massive cup of hot water in your hands. it’s burning your fingers.
return. methodically pour the starbucks cup of water all over the the door frame. it begins moving a little but still wont open
back up
ensure your doc martens are properly gripping the sheet of ice covering the ground. many people have told you to stop wearing doc martens in the winter, despite your protests that theyre actually the ideal winter boot. also, you’re a lesbian and punk’s not dead
release a pterodactyl screech and sprint towards the door, slamming the full force of your pathetically tiny 5′2″ 110lb body into it
you dont know any of your neighbors so you dont care about maintaining your pride anyways
the door swings open
run up the stairs
open the actual door to your apartment and yell MOMMY’S HOME MY LITTLE BITCHASS BABY BOY DONT WORRY at your cat
cat flings his body to the ground and starts purring like he does every time you come home
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sentientsky · 47 minutes ago
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sentientsky · 47 minutes ago
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born to be an abstract concept, forced to be a percievable entity
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sentientsky · 47 minutes ago
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Jayce coaxing Viktor to softly sway with him, if just for a moment.
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sentientsky · 56 minutes ago
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I'm collecting them like pokemon
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sentientsky · 1 hour ago
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u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it
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sentientsky · 1 hour ago
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"in the future, boys and girls will be next to impossible to tell apart. even in bed."
-- david byrne
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sentientsky · 1 hour ago
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only you.
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sentientsky · 1 hour ago
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promise.
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sentientsky · 1 hour ago
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Locking a medieval monk in a room with this bad boys and seeing what he comes up with
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sentientsky · 1 hour ago
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"Lime Pot in the Shape of Cat." 11th-12th Century. Thailand (Buriram Province).
From The Metropolitan Museum of Art's open collection on JSTOR.
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