#good omens crack

[naegleria-nfowleri]

Picnic gone wrong

(This came to me in a vision)

[goodomens-girlie]

I actually need Mrs. Sandwich and Crowley to be besties in s3

[angie-words]

Well I accidentally made an Aziraphale special today! Could this be because I identify so strongly with his autistic-coded (to me) ass? Who can say? Also, fic update: I actually got the first draft of my Human AU fic into beta! Now I just need to write the rest...

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[carrythatwayt]

He's been in love for somewhere between 82-13 billion years.

More Aziraphale: Babygirl / Smitten / Help him

[wearecrowley]

good omens crack 2 of ∞

[diavalkitty]

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Muriel: Maybe you shouldn't use pick-up lines for Mr Crowley.

Aziraphale *stops highlighting 101 Pick-Up Lines*: I beg your pardon, my dear?

Muriel: I've been reading more about humans, they usually advise a 'more personalised approach'.

Aziraphale:

[later that day]

Crowley: Hey angel could you hand me the wine bo--

Aziraphale: I may not have Azira-fallen from heaven...

Crowley:

Aziraphale: ...but I sure Azira-fell for you.

[mrclairdycat]

FUCK YOUR ANGSTY GOOD OMENS HEADCANONS!!

This is supposed to be a comedy series so consider this: Crowley has sleep walking problems and has an incredibly stretchy body since he's a snake and shit. This culminates in the fact you'll always find him sleeping the weirdest positions and places.

Ladies, gentlemen and gentlepeople, here's a compilation of positions I think Aziraphale has found Crowley sleeping in:

[goodomensafterdark]

WingZ Magazine - Issue 02 (SwimZ!) has arrived!

It's finally here! Just in time for the end of Summer! (shhh...)

We did it again, folks! We produced an absolute banger of a magazine!

Read here:

WingZ Magazine Issue 02 - SwimZ!

Links to the previous issue:

Moblie Friendly WingZ - 01 | Print Quality WingZ - 01

Please follow and support these amazing creators - there were so many wonderful goblins who helped put this extraordinary effort together! Congratulations and thanks to everyone!

Credits below the cut:

Art from @ineffablecrankshaft @and-his-hands-were-24-crows @afterdarkchef @trebol-negro @isiaiowin

@theonewiththeshippinggoogles @the-comfy-witch @theonevoice @orangejuiceinmyshoe @c0smicdisaster

@onedappercat @commentdismal @kiripin-art @christophjpg @bilaudad

@daneecastle @vavoom-sorted-art @thescholarlystrumpet as well as u/Blue_McFly, u/BJs4Bildad and u/catartkd from the GoodOmensAfterDark subreddit!

Writing from @theravenmuse @tipofthehat665 @sixbynine-da @kneelbeforeyourdogbabylon @onedappercat

@bentley-after-dark @floscrap-blog @doonarose @whatareyou42 @its-unapologetic-apathy

@fuzzygoblin @ineffablyruined @depressedpenguin2 @featheredboaconstrictor @thenerdalert

@lemon-tart-221 as well as u/NegotiationReal6508 and u/Busy24-7 from the GoodOmensAfterDark subreddit!

Final layout, wrangling, and recruiting by the editorial staff @saucysmutpigeon @nosferatini and u/soggyfritter from the GoodOmensAfterDark subreddit!

If you'd like a chance to participate in future issues of WingZ Magazine, come join the fun on at GoodOmensAfterDark on Reddit!

[thescholarlystrumpet]

When Making Plans with Witches (always read the fine print) Rated Mature (NSFW art embedded) Words: 1,153

Featuring Art (cropped here) by the always brilliant @gleafer!!

When the Coven decides to Summon over an old friend... they get more than anyone bargained for!

(Cracky ficlet for GOAD's first Streek Week! Prompt: accidental nudity.)

@goodomensafterdark @fuckyeahgoodomens

[mrghostrat]

season 3 vibe check

[inbarfink]

Sometimes I see Christmas-Themed Good Omens fanworks where Aziraphale loves the Christmas Season while Crowley loathes it. Which makes sense with, like, you know, they’re quite literally an Angel and a Demon in a setting based on Christian theology and stuff.

But also sometimes I see some really great fanworks that flip that expected dynamic. You know, maybe Crowley just loves all of the most obnoxious and overly-commercialized aspects of the Christmas Season because he sees them more as tricks to spread misery and sin to humanity in the most hilariously ironic way. And meanwhile, Aziraphale thinks all of this fuss is just kinda tacky and obnoxious. Or maybe there are expectations from Upstairs that he needs to manifest Christmas Miracles and get people in the Christmas Spirit and that just means a serious extra workload. Maybe Aziraphale’s feelings towards the approach of ‘the Holiday Season’ is much closer to a very tired retail worker who always has to work Black Fridays. 

And like yeah, both of these options for ‘Azirapahle and Crowley have totally opposite feelings about Christmas’ can lead to very fun fanworks but also…

I think people are maybe overlooking the comedy potential of Aziraphale and Crowley being in total agreement over the Christmas Season. Like, I know we default into seeing them as complementary opposites, but it’s not like each of them zig every time the other zag. They are in sync about some stuff. The important stuff, and some of the silly unimportant stuff.

And like, every possible combination here is hilarious and hilariously adorable and sweet. Aziraphale and Crowley being Grumpy Bitchy Old Men together and supporting each other in Hating-Christmas-Cause-You’re-a-Demon and Hating-Christmas-Cause-You’re-an-Angel. Or, alternatively, Aziraphale being very sincerely and earnestly into the Christmas Spirit and every stupid kitschy thing that comes with it. And Crowley is gleeful at how annoying and miserable and stressful all of this forced cheerfulness is and how it’s making everything worse and it’s SO FUNNY. And Aziraphale is just, like ‘Oh, I am so very glad you’re also enjoying the Holiday, Crowley :D”

[angie-words]

Happy Monday! And a reminder: it's always a good day to make your existence everyone's problem

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[carrythatwayt]

Muriel: sweetest angel in the garrison.

Pt. 2

[wearecrowley]

good omens crack 6 of ∞