#good omens incorrect quotes

[northoftheriver]

Aziraphale: We have a problem. Crowley: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

[crowleys-hips]

[idliketobeatree]

you're being silley

[ineffablyruined]

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[bedazzled-sparrow]

there's a very thin line between bodyguard boyfriend and trophy wife and Crowley is balancing on it like a goddamn funambulist

[angie-words]

Well I accidentally made an Aziraphale special today! Could this be because I identify so strongly with his autistic-coded (to me) ass? Who can say? Also, fic update: I actually got the first draft of my Human AU fic into beta! Now I just need to write the rest...

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[the-snek-of-eden]

Aziraphale: What are you in the mood for? Crowley: World domination. Aziraphale: That's a bit ambitious. Crowley: You are my world. Aziraphale: Aww… Crowley: Aziraphale: Crowley: Aziraphale: OH.

[2apples-tall]

Crowley: I wear dark glasses so no one can see what i’m looking at

Aziraphale: Dear…

[nicolegmattos]

Book Crowley: You know what? I like your hair.

TV Crowley: Thanks. I like yours too.

Book Crowley: I think we should swap. And then we could prank the Angels a little.

TV Crowley: Yeah! I bet they won’t even notice the difference.

After some time…

Book Crowley:

TV Aziraphale:

TV Crowley:

Book Aziraphale:

TV Aziraphale: Oh, look. Aren’t those people feeding bread to the ducks?

TV Crowley: They’re WOT?!

Book Aziraphale: That’s yours.

TV Aziraphale: That’s mine.

[northoftheriver]

Crowley: Talk dirty to me, baby~ Aziraphale: The dishes. Crowley: Wh- Aziraphale: They’ve been there for 4 days and it’s your turn to wash them. You still haven’t cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.

[crowleys-hips]

i think it's really funny when people describe Crowley's hair as silky or soft or something along those lines in fics, because if you look at David Tennant closely, you can see they used like 50 hair products on his hair to sculpt that shit to perfection. it's probably hard as a rock or stickier than glue. i want a fic where it's like:

Crowley rests his head on Aziraphale's chest, snuggling close. The angel smiles and raises his hand to stroke his hair, but once his fingers are buried in those shiny red locks, they're trapped in a crunchy sea of slick goop. The slimy texture sticks to his fingers like superglue. He tries to pull his hand back, but it's completely stuck. Not even three consecutive miracles can do the trick. He prays for salvation.

[innefableidiot]

*Crowley casually driving in the Bentley at like 100 mph*

Muriel on heelys speeding past the Bentley: HELLO MR CROWLEYY

Crowley: what the fuck-

[ineffablyruined]

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[trashpanda6000]

Aziraphale, at Crowley's funeral: "I need a moment with them." Everyone: "Of course." They leave Aziraphale, leaning over Crowley′s coffin: "Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead." Crowley: "Yeah, no shit."

[angie-words]

Gotta say, folks, this last week has been a bit of an emotional rollercoaster. But in spite of (or maybe because of) the horrors, we stay kind and - most importantly - silly. Please enjoy these memes and, if they've made you smile, let me know 💜

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[hikarry]

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