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South Downs bit based off this post from @the-snek-of-eden

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Crowley: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.

Aziraphale: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring boar!~

Crowley: ...

Crowley: You mean ring BEARER, right?

Aziraphale: ...

Crowley: Angel, look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding-

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To my beloved fandom;

A lot of you know me as PhoenixRose314, Tumblr's fandom mom and ineffable author of Don't Fall Away From Me and There Is A Light & It Never Goes Out. This fandom has been such a source of joy for me and has kept me going through some really difficult and dark times, but right now my world is absolutely falling apart.

Through circumstances beyond my control (health reasons - cancer and anxiety and depression), I was let go from my job a few months ago and my children and I can no longer afford to rent our lovely home in our lovely village. This has been incredibly hard for me to accept but once my lease is up I will have run out of savings and my kids and I will no longer have a place to call our own.

I am famously awful at asking for help, however this amazing fandom has convinced me to start this crowdfunder to try and raise enough money to try and buy a small park home or caravan for myself and the kids. It won't be much, but it will be ours, and nobody can take it away from us. I'm currently in the process of selling all my collectibles, furniture and worldly goods to try and raise some of the money myself, but anything you could donate to give my family some stability would be appreciated from the very bottom of my heart.

You can read more about my story and donate here:

I hate that it has come to this, I feel so much shame and guilt for being in this position, but I better than anyone know that circumstances can change on a dime, and I hope that all the good and kindness (and fanfiction!!) I've put out into the world might come back to me now.

Please share if you can, donate if you can, and thank you for reading.

Phoenix 🌹

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Crowley: Ugh, so boring. I honestly would rather sit around and listen to you talk about the right way to make paella.

Aziraphale: There's more than one right way to make paella! There are ten right ways. You've got Valencian, modern Valencian...

Crowley: Wait, stop. I've made a terrible mistake.

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Crowley: I know I’ve been talking about Aziraphale all morning, but another thing I love about Aziraphale is that he just gets me.

Nina: Can he come get you right now?

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Crowley: Goodnight to the love of my life, Aziraphale, and fuck the rest of y'all.

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Crowley: Nina always accuses me of having a favourite but that’s not true.

Crowley: I love Aziraphale and all the not-Aziraphales equally.

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at a zoo Crowley: What are they in for? Aziraphale: Crowley, this isn't prison. Crowley: So they can leave? Aziraphale: No, but- Crowley, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

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Crowley: iuegrukfhoeuhfeoruhf Aziraphale: What is that? Crowley: it’s a keyboard smash Aziraphale: How do I do it? Crowley: just press anything Aziraphale: 7

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Aziraphale: The time to act is now. Aziraphale: Wink, wink. Crowley: Don't say "wink wink". Just wink. Aziraphale: Oh, sorry. Aziraphale: Wink.

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Crowley: I am a ninja. Aziraphale: No, you’re not. Crowley: Did you see me do that? Aziraphale: Do what? Crowley: Exactly.

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Based on this post:

Also, my Patreon supporters are the ducklings!

@goodomensafterdark

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Aziraphale: Crowley just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then he reached down and untied my shoe.

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Crowley: Talk dirty to me, angel~ Aziraphale: The dishes. Crowley: Wh- Aziraphale: They’ve been there for 4 days and it’s your turn to wash them. You still haven’t cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.

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Crowley: I'm not a morning person. I'm not even a person.

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Crowley: I hate how you're just born out of nowhere, and you're forced to work and make decisions. What if I wanted to be a duck? No one ever asked me if I want to be a duck!

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Aziraphale: Yeah, we're best friends, but I would fuck you if you asked.

Crowley: What?

Aziraphale: What?

Jim: *in the background, eating chips* You said you would fuck him if he asked.