#crowley x aziraphale

[itsscottiesstark]

Most famous actor in the world appears at the BAFTAs

The Good Omens fandom:

[rainydropz]

i just love them so much

[waitingtobebroken]

You know how I said the next story you are getting is a human AU, mutual pining while fucking multichaptered fic? Yes, so apparently, I am a lying liar who lies! Before you get that one (which has been outlined and halfway written, I promise!), you are getting a silly little Outsider POV one!

Please meet Alex, Mr. Fell's new bookshop assistant! Who is totally not judging the man who just came into said bookshop, dressed in black leather, a tattoo on his face, and proceeded to shamelessly flirt with Mr. Fell, despite the fact Mr. Fell made it very clear he was waiting for his "darling husband" so they could go on a lunch date. But if they were...

And a little excerpt under the cut

"Crowley." Mr. Fell faced the stranger, his gaze turning cold behind the reading glasses. Ah, so they knew each other. And judging by the less than stellar reception, Crowley seemed to be one of those people who had the nerve to try and purchase books. You know, in a bookshop. Alex would have felt immensely sorry for him, if their two minute interaction hadn't left them absolutely hating the man. But Crowley didn't seem to mind the almost arctic glare. He slouched against the counter, his grin somehow both lazy and razor-sharp. Alex couldn't tell, glasses, obviously, but the man gave the very distinct impression that he was staring at those pale forearms. "What you up to, angel," he drawled, sleazily, like the sleazebag that he was. One of those, then? Alex somehow hated him even more. Mr. Fell tugged at his bowtie. Then his waistcoat. The "customer" tracked each movement hungrily. How embarrassing for him. "Just waiting for my husband," Mr. Fell noted evenly. "We were supposed to go for lunch almost an hour ago."

[nerolikestowander]

I don't remember if I posted this here last year, but yeah I was devastated with the good omens season finale (just like everyone else) and I forgot I did this little thing!

[milkoz]

i dont quite like where this is going

NOT AGAIN!!!!!!

they got along in this sim universe, go cry at the corner n*il g*iman

[orth82]

This one's too spicy for Tumblr, methinks. You can view the full image here 🪽

[ladykiller-yt]

WE CAN'T...OR WE CAN

A:"we...we can't..."

C:"Oh fuck...say it again, angel."

A:"We can't...we can't, Crowley...oh god..."

C:"Yes...yes, the more you say it the more you turn me on..mmh"

A:"We can't, it's wrong...it's absolutely irreverent and...oh fuck...fuck..."

C:"Keep going, angel...don't stop..."

A:"What would the others say if they found us like this..."

C:"Like how, angel?...Aah, describe it..."

A:"Me...me on top of you...naked...as we grind...as we touch...as we savor each other...both so close to coming..."

C:"Yes...yes fuck, keep going...keep singing..."

A:"...while you're inside me...as I enjoy every thrust of yours...and I pant...I pant your name loudly...as I scratch your back...as I move my hips towards you to make you continue...please, please keep making me moan and wet the blankets we're lying on...."

C:"Yes...Ah ah angel...I'm about to come..."

[ineffableclassics]

A play in two acts, with two fools, two hearts, and two sets of stockings (with garters).

Or, due to a silly wager, Crowley goes with Aziraphale to see the first public performance of Twelfth Night in 1602, and gets fucked a lot while wearing yellow stockings.

Words: 11,039

Status: Complete

Rating: Explicit

@kneelbeforeyourdogbabylon

Art Credit: Olivia, Maria and Malvolio from "Twelfth Night," Act III, Scene iv by Johann Heinrich Ramberg

https://archiveofourown.org/works/54956941/chapters/139311484

[jhinthony]

season 3 predictions

yes this is just a "moon's haunted" joke what about it

blank versions bc i like the backgrounds

[sayatsugu]

Crumbling

[mintybagels]

i was falling asleep and thought of this so now it’s like 3am jesus i need to go to sleep ok bye

[pien-art]

more good omens!! literally whats up with these guys

[diavalkitty]

Oo-oh

I am the sand in bottom half of the hourglass...

[lindele12]

Bring it back, bring it back, don't take it away from me

Because you don't know what it means to me💔

[cloverscomics]

"Passing curiosity", a Good Omens very silly comic.

I regret nothing.

[abigonzalez25]