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Y/N: We’re civilized adult, right?

Dick: Right

Y/N: So we should settle this like civilized adults

Dick: I agree

Y/N: So, rap battle?

Dick: Rap battle

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Y/N: I don’t want to hurt their feelings!

Jason: Hurt their feel—you just walk around all day thinking about other people’s feelings, n/n?

Y/N: Yeah. Don’t you?

Jason: No! How do you get anything done?

Y/N *tearing up*: It’s hard!

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Tony: *gives Y/N a disappointed look*

Y/N: Don't look at me like that.

Y/N: …

Y/N: *tearing up*: You're not my real dad.

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Toddler!Y/N: Do you or do you not feel Bonita?

Bruce: *sighs in tired dad; his nails all painted different color and makeup that makes him look like a clown smeared on his face* I feel Bonita.

Y/N: *clapping excitedly at her work* Wonderful! Because you look Bonita!

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Bruce: Where’s Y/N?

Jason: Don’t worry about Y/N.

Bruce: Oh, I’m sorry. Have you met me?

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Bruce: *on the verge of screaming after Y/N did something reckless on a dare* You think you’re funny?

Y/N: I think I’m adorable

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Y/N: You’re alright for an old guy

Dick: *offended* I’m really not that old

Y/N: You keep telling yourself that

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Peter: I have a problem-

Y/N: *without looking up* Kill it

Peter: Okay, first of all, calm down

Peter: Second of all, I need some help with my homework-

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Y/N: Get out of my room, Wreck!

Wrecker: *being a little shit and standing outside the doorframe* I’m not in your room!

Y/N: HUNTER-

Wrecker: Hey! No fair! You can’t just call Hunter every time you want to get your way!

Y/N: Fine.

Y/N:

Y/N: CROSSHAIR-

Wrecker: *immediately running away* That’s so much worse and you know it!

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Steve: I’m not gonna lie, Y/N scares me a little bit

Natasha: Oh, don’t worry about Y/N. She wouldn’t hurt a fly!

Steve: Oh, that’s reassuring-

Natasha: She would kill a man, though

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Rick: *disappointed dad look* What happened this time?

Y/N: You’ll never believe be but-

Y/N:

Y/N: Wait, no. You always expect the worst from me. So what happened was-

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Maggie: I don’t want Y/N to die

Maggie: You don’t want Y/N to die

Maggie: So we’ve just got to make sure Y/N doesn’t want Y/N to die

Glenn: Fantastic idea, but have you met Y/N?

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Percy: When was the last time anything went according to plan?

Y/N: I don’t think there was a last time

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Annabeth: What happened here?

Grover: It’s kind of hard to explain, but Y/N and Percy-

Annabeth: Got it. Forget I asked

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Chiron: Just a reminder that Camp Halfblood offers therapy to those who need it

Y/N: Why does he always look at me when he says that?

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Luke: Hey, guys, do you think I’m a good person?

Y/N: You’re such a terrible person it’s actually hilarious

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Chiron: *pointing at Y/N* See! Young people do Tai-Chi!

Grover: No, I think she’s searching for a wi-fi signal

Y/N: *in the distance* WHAT KIND OF A CAMP DOESN’T HAVE ANY SERVICE?!