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Something I’ve always wondered about Good Omens was the season it was set in. I’ve always assumed it’s fall but I’ve got no clue.

Also isn’t it England meant to be rainy all the time? Why is it always sunny outside Aziraphale’s bookshop?

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ok but imagine their dynamic

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I watched the entirety of Good Omens with my mom and when we watched the season 2 finale she goes “are they gay?”

… did we watch the same show?

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they’re serving the same dishes

they’re also serving the same dishes

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mommy? SORRY!! Mommy? Sorry! MOMMY? sorry

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the vibe we bring to the function:

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Don’t you just hate it when that happens

Cause same

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Everytime I watch Dead Boy Detectives I try and figure out where I’ve seen Kassius Nelson before and I just figured it out.

She played Fiona (the hooked handed man’s younger sister) is A Series of Unfortunate Events

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I really want a Studio 54 episode for Crowley in season 3. I want him dancing on the regular floor and then becoming friends with Bianca Jagger, Elsa Peretti, Liza Minnelli, and Halston so he gets invited to their private area. I imagine this is how he coped after the whole “you go too fast for me Crowley” incident.

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The Good Omen season 2 finale but it’s actually just Brokeback Mountain

Crowley: Yeah, we’ll try this one, and I’ll say it just once.

Aziraphale: Go ahead.

Crowley: Tell you what; we could’ve had a good life together. Fucking real good life. Had us a place of our own (Alpha Centauri). But you didn’t want it Aziraphale! So what we got now, is this fucking Earth! Everything’s built on that! That’s all we got, angel, fucking all, so I hope you know that if you don’t ever know the rest! You count the damn few times we’ve been together in nearly 6 thousand years, you measure the short fucking leash you keep me on and then you ask me about going to Heaven with you, and you tell me you’d kill me for needing something that I don’t hardly never get. You have no idea how bad it gets! I’m not you I can’t make it on a couple of verbal edging once or twice a week. You are too much for me, Aziraphale. You sound like a horsing bitch. I wish I knew how to quit you.

Aziraphale: Then why don’t you? Why don’t you just let me be, huh? It’s cause of you, Crowley, that I’m like this. Nothing, I’m nowhere.

Happy one year anniversary to Good Omens season 2 💗

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Something I’ve always wondered was how differently Crowley and Aziraphale would see the world if they were more female presenting. They’ve been on Earth since the dawn of time presenting as a person who is essentially on the top of the social pyramid. Whether they’re demon or angel doesn’t matter because they’ve had all these things handed to them so easily by the people around them so no wonder they like the world so much, they identify as members of society most benefited by the people around them. I know that Crowley occasionally presents as a female but I mainly mean he would present as a female the way Shax does. If Crowley and Aziraphale were played by female actresses and were female presenting characters, would their story change?

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is this too niche?

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Songs that I think Crowley belted in his car after the breakup:

1. I’m Still Standing - Elton John

2. You’re So Vain - Carly Simon

3. I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor

4. Survivor - Destinys Child

5. Silver Springs - Fleetwood Mac

6. Bet On It- Zac Efron

7. The girl, so confusing remix with Lorde

8. The Chain - Fleetwood Mac

9. Regret Me - Daisy Jones and The Six

10. Bigmouth Strikes Again - The Smiths

11. Still Into You - Paramore

12. Backstabbed - Kesha

13. I Bet On Losing Dogs - Mitsky

14. The River - Daisy Jones and the Six

15. Casual - Chappell Roan

16. Coffee - Chappell Roan

17. Good Luck, Babe! - Chappell Roan

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@ineffable-ezra ur so real for saying Catherine Tate

For Good Omens season 3 I really want - actually I need - the demon who’s replacing Shax to be a chain smoker who wears really long furs, blasts Lady Gaga’s album The Fame in their car, has long black vampire nails, and only discusses topics of importance with Crowley if they’re drinking red wine at a bar

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For Good Omens season 3 I really want - actually I need - the demon who’s replacing Shax to be a chain smoker who wears really long fur coats, blasts Lady Gaga’s album The Fame in their car, has long black vampire nails, and only discusses topics of importance with Crowley if they’re drinking red wine at a bar

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Here are my 2 Good Omens Season 3 Theories:

1. Crowley is going to go missing (probably to Alpha Centauri) in the beginning of the first episode. Everybody is going to be working on trying to find him and Aziraphale is of course going to be the only one who would actually know where he is, thus forcing their first meeting together since the breakup.

2. More angels and demons are going to be in romantic relationships. I think Gabriel and Beelzebub being together - while looked down upon by most people in heaven and hell - will actually usher in more angels and demons to be in romantic relationships. This will of course cause problems regarding the equilibrium between heaven and hell (we’ve been here since 1990 we get it).

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Leaked scene from season 3 of Good Omens:

Muriel is decorating the bookshop and Aziraphale is up in heaven like “something’s wrong” so he just pops out of heaven and goes down to the bookshop where he sees Muriel decorating. The bookshop is covered in bows and ribbons, almost all the books have become origami or Muriel is making them into cute little animals. Aziraphale goes down to the bookshop mid decoration and just starts crying full blown sobbing on the spot then he falls to the floor and goes into the fetal position. Crowley (who has disappeared to Alpha Centauri or something) enters the bookshop looking like shit and just says “I just came by for my Chateau Lafite Rothschild”

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