#I just really like tuna crabs

[jellyfishmakeoutparty]

I don’t really know what this means I just really like tuna crabs

[daqthebard]

Anyone else post once a month about some numb shit, forget tumbler exists, find it a month later, then be offended that you only have 3 notifications

[ilearntocook]

It occurs to me that there aren't that many varieties of meat I like I think I'm fairly limited to beef chicken and salmon but there must be other stuff out there

[requinoesis]

I know this is a weird question, but what exactly do the bigger sharks eat in your world? I know Rocky is a Great Hammerhead and they (as a species) are known to be other shark eaters, so is there like an alternative meat that they eat, or do they just stick to stingrays and bony fish?

That's a curious question, and I was quite inspired when I thought about how to answer it!✨

In the past, they used to hunt wild fish, but with the advent of the modern age, they stopped fishing and adapted entirely to the practice of pisciculture. 🐟✨

In a hypothetical future on this Earth, fish are incredibly larger and more abundant. Some have been domesticated, just as we humans used to do, and are treated with deep respect.

In order not to cover too much, I've focused only on the fish that have been domesticated for consumption in the region where my main characters live, called 'Aguazu'.🏝️✨

They are the descendants of species we know, such as Arapaima, Tuna, Tilapia, Sardines, Anchovies, Salmon, Cod, Octopus, Squid, Crab and Shrimp.

These are some of the typical dishes of the Aguazu region, most of which are variations on recipes handed down from the ancient human presence that marked this region a thousand years ago. Lots of seafood-based dishes with a spicy touch! 🌶️✨

Some of these dishes were inspired by real recipes from my country such as: Casquinha de Siri, Tuna Poke, Vatapá, Bobó de Camarão, Moqueca de Peixe, Octopus Rice, Acarajé, Cod Baked in Olive Oil, Cod Croquettes and the sweet dessert called Manjar, which is a coconut pudding with plum syrup!

Things like corn, wheat and other fruits, vegetables and animals domesticated by humans disappeared millions of years ago. So I wondered what other options they could find to use as the main ingredients.

Algae Flour, Palm Oil, Palm Butter, Coconut Milk, Palm Sugar, Domesticated Snake Eggs, Sea Salt. In the Santa Maré region, palm is widely used as the main ingredient, while other regions may prefer ingredients based on algae, for example.

Some domesticated fruits and vegetables are only used to season and enhance the flavor of dishes, but they don't make much difference to their bodies.

There was a time in the past when small and medium-sized sharks feared 'Niuhi', the name for large sharks that could devour smaller sharks such as the great white shark, great hammerhead shark, tiger shark and others.

However, this fear was unjustified, as when a smaller shark fell victim to a wild predator, the Niuhi were the first to be suspected. Fortunately, this has changed over time, although some small displays of prejudice still persist.

They eat several meals a day, and food is plentiful in this civilization, so the great sharks wouldn't need to devour their friends to satisfy their hunger, hehe.

And speaking of Roberto, my big hammerhead shark, if he gets really hungry, a Tuna Poke is enough to make him very happy and satiated! 🍣✨

[archangeldyke-all]

Ooo wait wait wait do you think sevika fishes??

YES I DO! lets talk about it hehee

men and minors dni

i was actually considering making sevika a fisher instead of a miner in the childhood friends fic! i think she would just love it-- any kind of fishing.

zaun is surrounded by water, and it seems like a majority of the food eaten in the under city is some kind of seafood! i think it would make sense that at some point, sevika learned how to fish-- even if it was just to feed herself.

(i like to think that as a kid, she was out avoiding her dad at home, loitering around the docks and looking for trouble to get in. one of the old fisher ladies noticed her, and offered to take her out on the water for a day of fishing in exchange for dinner. sevika begrudgingly agrees, and has to force herself to keep up her grumpy teenage emo act when she finally gets on the water and realizes how nice and peaceful and fun fishing is. and after that, it becomes a daily thing.)

i think in a modern au she's just a hobby fisher. she goes out to local ponds or streams, sets up a little chair, and holds her pole in her lap for the afternoon, waiting for a bite, enjoying the fresh air, drinking a cold beer and smoking a joint.

on occasion, she'll go out with vander on his boat-- the two of them spend hours laughing and chatting and sitting quietly on the water, then they come home with enough food for a big fish fry in vander's back yard.

i could also see her doing it professionally, though-- sevika all dressed up in her rubber boots and life jacket, hauling in nets of fish or cages of crabs and lobster, haggling prices with the local markets-- i think she'd love it.

idk something about the open water, the strength it takes to pull in a catch, the satisfaction of catching her own dinner-- it just seems like something she'd love!!

imagine getting a text from her when she's out on the water, a picture of some random fish, followed by a paragraph of her gushing about what a rare kind of fish it is, and how it's so strange that she caught it this season, and isn't it so beautiful, and that she gave it a sardine to eat before letting it go again.

sevika refuses to gloat about her big catches though, she gets all shy and giggly when she pulls in a giant tuna or catfish. you usually have to threaten her to get a good picture of her holding up her catch, but she obliges in the end.

you don't show the pictures to many people, you keep them to yourself for when you really need a pick me up, and need to see your wife's sweet little proud smile.

you do buy your wife a bunch of fishing gifts, though. 'women love me, fish fear me' hats, one of those singing animatronic fish to hang on the wall, books about the fish in your local waters, new equipment-- she adores all of it. it's so cute.

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[that-one-xachster]

Megumi x Childhood Bestie!Reader Hcs part two

ok I'm continuing this lmfao

so lets get to the part after go/joe kidnaps itadori

and you're just chilling with megumi in his room questioning all life choices

and he's questioning life itself

"crabs probably think fish can fly"

"...what did you eat today"

"tuna mayo"

"istg if you pull the Inumaki crap-"

"bean bags are boneless sofas"

"wHaT"

"...I want a beanbag."

*audibly sighs*

so yeah very fun

and you have a sleepover with him bc like

why not

and drama

so let's say todays that very special once in a lifetime day that you fall asleep INSTANTLY

and like just boom "I'm tired" you're knocked out

and megumi's just there like "gurl??"

my bro is absolutely done cause you're like taking up most of his bed

and personal space

give the man a break 😔✋

so he tries shoving you a lil to the side

keyword: tries

but you're a stubborn person so you don't budge

also you're gripping the bed for dear life in your sLEEP-

you haven't grown out of it lmao

megumi pulls his iconic face and is just

absolutely done at this point

so-

he's known you since childhood anyway right

and you're asleep right

right

so you won't mind if he just plops on top of you and cuddle-spoons you while your sleeping to create space right 😊

just to create space

you don't mind even when you're awake but megumi doesn't know that-

so yes he lies on top of you- wraps an arm around your waist- and spoons you while he falls asleep-

im giggling squealing kicking my feet writing this don't mind me

so yes he's still spooning you while you're asleep-

and in the morning he wakes up first ehe-

bc sleep = none or sleep = all

"all's well thats well for me"

iykyk

but you're still sleeping

and its like 7:30 am

its too early for this shit

so he just stays in bed cuddling you

and boom half an hour later you wake up

but you pretend to be sleeping heh

why

plot

so you two are technically cuddling rn and then my bro realizes that your awake-

and hes like

"oh good morning"

yeah we're totally gonna gaslight

"good morning to you too"

we're gonna keep up the gaslighting

so you turn around and you're facing megumi and you're like what time is it he's like 8:30 am or sum

so you both get up bleh the boring stuff

AND THIS IS THE MOMENT WHERE ITADORI IS GETTING SHOWN HIS ROOM SO-

YOU SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING

so then megumi walks out of the room but you're still inside cause why not

and then itadori and megumi have some bro talk and you just pop up behind megumi-

itadori sHRIEKS

gojos like 'did u two have a sleepover 😼'

and megumi ofc is like 'why do you care'

and itadori goes-

GASPPP ARE YOU TWO DATING???

the way your faces heat up so fast

FACES

WITH AN S

PLURAL

MEGUMI'S BLUSHING TOO

and hes like 'what the f no i'm not dating this idiot here'

you're like 'i wish 😔'

tHE WAY HE BLUSHES HARDER

no this does not go unnoticed by gojo and he whips out his phone faster than lightning mcqueen and bombards him with pictures

'smile for the camera megumi~'

'boy if you don't shut your skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan Indiana jones overgrown flintstone x and Y chromosome hormone friend zone Sylvester Stallone Sierra loan autozone professionally seen silver patrone head ass up-'

yes I had to

anyway y'all gotta go pick up the other first year aka nobara

and you're like

"OOH OOH GOJO SENSEI BOY OR GIRL"

"hehe you'll see"

so you make all of them speed to wherever the hell yer picking her up

idt I mentioned you slept in the car and your head was on megumis shoulder eheh

itadori kept teasing him and won't let him live it down fr

so yk nobara and her iconic scene

you have no shame

and you drink your respect women juice

im trying to make this gender neutral 😭

you see the uniform and you're cheering her on so much like

"WOO YEAHHH- PUT HIM IN HIS PLACE YOU GO GIRL-"

and shes like tf is this crazy bish doing

but you're just really excited to have another person in the group cause being around the same uh 7-8 people can get boring

so you meet her and you're pretty excited

"be glad boys, you're getting another girl in the group."

now that drops your opinion

so you have a smol idea

to uh

you whisper something in her ear and the wAY HER EXPRESSION DROPS

guess what you said <3 bc ik ofc I wanna see what y'all think

anyhoo so then shes like WHAT THE HELL and drops it

and boom you pull your feminine/masculine/nonbinary wiles and she's now your bestie

and gojo says we're going sOmEwHeRe

and nobara and itadori get so excited

yk the EJWRHTKWJEHTAUIETHR and the hugging gojo

you're standing next to megumi though cause you know whats coming

the way their face drops when y'all go to that messed up school- was it a school?

anyway yuji and nobara go in and you're outside with megumi and gojo

y'all are sitting down nearby

you're tired af with this shit so you just plop your head down in megumi's lap and no questions he just lets you

<3

and hes running his fingers through your HAIRRRRR

*screaming*

so you have some lovey-dovey time and gojo sneaks a picture cause he low-key ships you two

and after the two come out y'all just walk back very nice day

okay moving on from the boring stuff he goes back to his dorm

is developing a crush ehe

so hes just lying in bed thinking like

WHY TF AM I FEELING THIS WAY OVER THAT IDIOT RAHHHH

poor guys conflicted

but good for you hehe

sigh I'm tired ill write a part 3 later lmao

[tigerfang318]

I fit very much into the common therian characteristic of loving meat. It’s been this way my whole life. While I’m no longer a picky eater, I used to be EXTREMELY picky as a child. However, despite my aversion to most food, I was obsessed with fried chicken. Heck, my mom didn’t allow me to have Kentucky Fried Chicken for years because she thought it made me sick, when in reality, I just ate so much fried chicken to the point where it actually did make me sick.

I sometimes joke that I would be a carnivore if my body allowed me to be. But all of my theriotypes are carnivores! It just makes sense! And it goes even deeper than just having a love of meat. If I don’t eat meat for a day, something feels a little off or a little unsatisfied. I love staring at the meat aisle of the grocery store like a ravenous beast. I used to and still envy the big cats from Big Cat Rescue for being given so much raw meat and getting to eat it all. I even think the smell of meat lingering on a person is attractive. I had an ex-boyfriend who cooked often, and when he made any sort of meat, I clung to him like a moth to a flame.

Anywho, favorite meat time! I’ve always loved chicken— specifically fried chicken— but I LOVE the smell and taste of brisket. And I really like pulled pork. I also really enjoy bacon. And those fancy steaks you get from nice restaurants. And I’m a sucker for hot shrimp. And any sort of sushi! I looove sushi. Eating the raw salmon and tuna is fun. I also like gyro meat. And I LOVE those little fried crab claws. I can make a meal out of those things. Calamari is also fun to eat. And where I’m from, catfish and crawfish and sausage in jambalaya and gumbo is popular and sooo good!

[azumasoroshi]

minidura chapter 4 react

simon i SWEAR ill get you out of there and that horrendous art style

also though. TEENAGE SHIZAYA CHAPTER LETS GO???? idk if narita made the minidura or if it's a separate illustrator but they are giving the FOOD rn

i was wondering where the official knowledge that simon forced izaya and shizuo to eat sushi together came from. i mean i guess this isnt official and it was probably stated in the anime somewhere but still, good to see it illustrated pff

AAAAAAAAA ive seen this image around tumblr but i didnt realize it was from minidura 😭 i thought it was fanart or smth (<-dumbass)

wait im actually going crazy over this akwjhkjdshs they're washing dishes together!!! now we just need them to do laundry and taxes and-

im going to go over the image limit this time on god

wow cant believe they're bathing each other too (<-delusional)

something about the first shizuo panel reminds me of aggretsuko. which is. actually. huh. arent they both like adults with anger issues. durarara aggretsuko au when

also deadass i forgot dennis existed until i read about him in a shizaya fanfiction and i was like "who's dennis" pfgfkhkd

so true though never throw kitchen knives kids

LMFAO HE JUST GAVE THEM MORE WORK INSTEAD OF RESPONDING

they're gonna be here all day at this rate. actually shizaya as fast food/restaurant staff au when because they'd have the stupidest rivalry known to man and i need it

fucking imagine shinra walks in and sees shizuo and izaya working by the counter

i hope izaya gets to eat fatty tuna by the end of this though. god knows he's gonna look cute as hell

made funnier by the fact that izaya at least definitely knows how to cook with how long he's been on his own and needed to feed his sisters

damn ive actually never seen someone's vein burst in a way where blood sprays out in anime akshGKJHJKSD thats impressive actually

dont look now but this may or may not inspire me to make a mermaid/pirate au (<-obsessed)

who needs kaiju battles when you can have blue fin tuna vs crab

they're literally never leaving this place bro they're gonna be stuck here for eternity. anyway here's a literary analysis of durarara pointing out why russia sushi is actually representative of dante's inferno /j

i want to read those blurbs so baddddd screams sobs bangs table

rip dennis dude he doesnt get paid enough to deal with shizaya

rippp time to listen to izaya pine hopelessly for the man he cant stop annoying for five seconds

simon had the right idea. too bad shizaya are shizaya

what is that face izaya. i cant tell if he's irritated that simon's right or irritated that simon cant understand how instinctual their hatred is or amused that simon thinks he and shizuo could be friends or amused because he thinks meaningless fighting is hilarious

oh......that kind of hurts actually

i can imagine izaya suggesting it as a joke and then lying in bed that night thinking about how it's never going to happen and it really sounds like a funny joke huh? (he is not crying)

i cant believe simon's been dealing with these bitches for like 7 years now like dude has the patience of a saint

😭give him his 50,000 yen simon

we can see that the crack in the sign is actually fixed now too ahhh time really flies when you're stuck in a relationship of mutual hatred

chibizaya is so cuteeeeeeeee

im sure he intended to paint himself that way in his recollection though pff

THATS RIGHT SHIZAYA BE THE PORCUPINES. SNUGGLE. DO IT

step aside erika, simon is the face of the shizaya nation now. especially with that "you just have a shizuo complex dont you" quote that i found the other day which i still havent recovered from

HAUDGHUSDH orihara izaya, pro unreliable narrator

hilarious how we never see tom's face. just his dreads lmfao

dennis and simon are so done with like izaya bro i think they can tell at this point that he's horrifically pining and has no healthy outlet for it. the bills go to him because they're bullying him

it'd be funny if they billed him 50,000 at the end actually pft

I KNEW WE'D GET THEM EATING TOGETHER!!! I HAD FAITH

they're so cute oh my god can i make that my header or something

10/10 chapter im going to punt izaya into a wall and get simon flowers

[daes0]

[M] Chapter 10: "I'm so lucky to know you."

Rafayel and all the ways he says he l̶̯̞̱̬̘̜̗̏͒̂̐̈͋̍̓ô̶̡͙̤̻̐̓͑̚͝v̴͕͖̙̦̩͚͓̠̌̄͂͒͜ȇ̵̪̆͐̒̈́͠s̶̬̬̼͆͛̚ you.

Pairing: {Rafayel x Reader}

Rating: {Explicit} {Sexual Content}

Word Count: {2.4k words, 17.2k for entire work}

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"You seem sad." Rafayel says the moment he sees you. "I didn't watch the news last night, did I miss something important?"

"Two people died last night," you say as you hand him a cup of coffee. "Even more art deaths."

"Who was it?" he asks.

"Forrest Attar and one of his bodyguards." You take a small sip. "Work's been going crazy. I finally got access over the arson case because of it."

"Arson?" he asks while taking his own sip. "The Francis case?"

"Yup, that one. I'm almost certain now that they're connected, but no one knows how to prevent it outside of asking anyone involved in the art industry to be careful. I hate this. I don't want to wait until the next time someone dies just for a chance to catch this murderer."

Rafayel nods. "I was actually visited by Xavier recently."

Your heart beats faster, fear. "I'm on this case, why did he visit you? I didn't know about this."

He puts one of his hands up. "Relax, relax, it's fine. You know Xavier, he's not really a traditional sort of hunter."

"What did he do?" you ask, your grip on your cup just a little too tight.

"He just asked me some questions. Basically confirming everything you did. Relax, it's not like I'm the main suspect."

"Yet," you correct, "Rafayel, if we're not careful, you might end up as the main suspect. You're already suspicious as it is."

"You mean if," he corrects in turn. "And I might be suspicious, but I know nothing will come of it."

"Not unless…" you trail off, your thoughts spiraling.

"Unless what?" he asks, taking another sip.

"Unless you're being framed. I mean, it's too early to tell, but everything so far has pointed at you."

Rafayel laughs, "Are you saying I'm a red herring? What if I'm the actual killer?"

You burst out in laughter. "Yeah, right, you idiot. Let's not make those types of jokes, okay? If I was working right now, I'd have to report it and you'd be even more suspicious!"

He waves his hands around, swatting at the air like he's swatting away the suspicion. "Fine, fine."

"So, why are you here?" you ask, deciding to change the conversation. "I mean, I appreciate you being here, but I still don't know what the hell you put in my fridge."

Rafayel smiles as he puts the coffee down. "Don't worry, you'll like it."

He takes you back to the kitchen, and you watch as he pulls out stacks and stacks of fresh seafood. He places them on the kitchen countertop. He then pulls something out of the cabinet.

You look at all the ingredients. Salmon, tuna, crab, avocado, cucumbers. From the cabinet, he pulls out medium-grain rice and nori seaweed.

"You're making me sushi?"

"I know it doesn't really go with coffee," he says, tilting his head to the cups abandoned in the living room, "But I thought it'd help distract you."

"But… why?" you can't help but ask. Your friendship with Rafayel had been borderline romantic, but this was the first time he did something that could only be described as something a boyfriend would do. Ignoring the sex, of course.

He shrugs, "I'm so lucky to know you, and I wanted to show my appreciation."

So you watch him as he makes sushi for you. First he prepares the rice, and you spend the time waiting talking about a little bit of everything. Once the rice is prepared, he places down a mat of nori seaweed, and splays out the rice over it.

"Do you want salmon or tuna?" Rafayel asks before grabbing either one of the fish.

"I want everything."

He chuckles, "Alright, I'll prepare two batches."

He takes out another mat of nori seaweed, splaying out the remaining rice over it. He cuts the fish into long pieces and places them down on top of the rice. He does the same with pieces of avocado and cucumbers.

"This is so domestic," you can't help but say at some point as you munch on a cucumber slice.

"I try," he says with a smile. "For you."

He rolls up the sushi and cuts it down into the perfect size, before popping one in his mouth before you're able to grab one.

"Hey!" you say while taking one for yourself.

"I made it, you're just paying a tax," he jokes.

You two enjoy your sushi dinner, and when it's time to head for bed you two head to the bathroom.

"I brought a toothbrush," Rafayel says, grabbing it from his satchel.

You elbow his side. "Cutie."

"A cutie who's prepared!"

You brush your teeth next to each other, and Rafayel leaves his toothbrush next to yours. Your eyes linger on them, the almost intertwined toothbrushes, the growing closeness between you and Rafayel. Just a few weeks ago, you thought that you and Rafayel could never grow closer. That you've reached that point in friendship where you know everything about each other, where everything is perfect.

Things are different now. You can't help the bit of anxiety pumping your heart faster, but you also can't help the excitement. You want to know more about Rafayel as a romantic partner. You want to know how he is as a boyfriend, as a lover, as a good fuck.

With that final thought, you reach the bed and climb on top of him.

"I didn't make you sushi just to get laid," he says quickly, almost as a defense, surprised to have you over him.

"Relax, I wanted to have sex with you regardless," you say with a smile. You boop his nose. "Cutie."

"I brought condoms just in case."

You raise an eyebrow. "So you were planning on it."

He stammers, stumbling over what words to say, before a cute pout forms on his lips. "You're teasing."

"Yup, and it's working."

Rafayel goes to grab his wallet.

"Actually, I wanted to try without it."

He's stunned, a blush quickly growing.

 "Without the condom," you take the wallet off his hand and place it back on the nightstand. "I'm on the pill."

"You got on the pill?" he means to say for me but he's too shy to make such a claim.

"I've been on the pill before we had sex, I always ask for a condom for the first time just in case. But now… I want to feel you."

Rafayel blushes even more. You can't help but feel his forming boner in between you.

He grabs your arm and flips you over before you realize it.

"Damn, you're a fast learner," you say as Rafayel takes off his shirt.

He helps you off your shirt, pulling a little too hard in his excitement. He shimmies your pants off, taking your underwear with it. Rafayel sits up, breath heavy, He unbuckles his pants before you put your hand over his.

"Fuck me like this," you say as your hand trails down until you're over his clothed boner.

He nods as he lowers his pants down a little, just enough to take out his dick. The air seems to make it throb. "Should I go down on you first?"

You shake your head. "I'm already wet."

Rafayel smirks. "Wet for me, baby?"

"For you," you say breathily. "Fuck me, please."

"With pleasure," he says as he lowers himself onto you.

His tip touches your pussy, gathering wetness across its head, reveling in the feeling. Slowly, he pushes past your lips, parting them until he's inside you.

You can't help but sigh at the feeling. It hadn't been that long since you two had sex for the first time, but your body seemed to crave Rafayel's. It seems Rafayel is having a similar experience, the mind-numbing pleasure causing him to close his eyes so he fully enjoy you. He savors the experience.

Rafayel opens his eyes and watches you carefully, smirking as his breath tickles your lips. Then he's kissing you as he delves forward. His length pierces further through you, so raw and distinct. You want to memorize the feeling of Rafayel inside of you, of his lips on yours.

He pulls his length back, and then slams back into you, his clothes jostling against you. He keeps going, fast against you, the sounds of sex echoing across the room. You moan against his kiss as he fucks into you.

His lips leave yours, and for a moment you miss it until his mouth is on your neck. He peppers you with kisses, soft and always so gentle, except he's drilling you down with his dick. You open up your legs further, accepting all he has to give, and he thrusts into you a little more rough to show his appreciation. The feeling of his pants would've been a bit uncomfortable, if it didn't add to the experience.

Then he slows down, and you're about to complain until he suddenly crashes back into you, a sudden moan escaping your lips. You hear something that vaguely sounds like a laugh, but you're too overwhelmed to notice it. Rafayel begins fucking you like an animal, a wild need to breed you.

"You feel so good," he whispers against your neck. "So good for me."

Rafayel smashes into you, forcing his dick deeper and deeper. It hurts a little, but it feels so damn good, so you grab at his back and whine as he fucks you good.

The collision between your bodies is absolutely lovely, and you realize then that your orgasm is fast approaching.

"Rafayel-" you try to warn, but he just fucks you harder, and your own moan drowns out your voice.

He says your name and it sounds so sweet.

You try to speak up again, to warn, but he screws himself into you impossibly further. He repeats your name, chanting it like a prayer.

"So good," he mumbles and it tickles your skin. "So fucking good."

You quiver against him as your orgasm approaches, and he whimpers against your neck.

Rafayel speeds up for the last time. He keeps going, again and again, and you hear him groan against you as you clench around his length.

You come, tightening around him, and Rafayel fucking moans at the feeling as you accidentally rake your nails across his back. He pumps you a few more times, shaking, before he comes inside of you. You feel his seed splash against your walls, his heat invading you, and it's almost enough to make you come again.

You feel so full, taking him in so good. He fucks you so good, you feel like he's sated your heat. So stuck in the moment, you wish to have him be yours forever, tied to you with an invisible string.

Rafayel does a few more pumps, feeling the end of his orgasm, and falls down on top of you. He pants against your chest, the exhaustion evident.

"That was fucking amazing," you can't help but curse.

"It was pretty damn good for me too," he says as he lifts his head up, a small smirk on his lips.

The sweat makes his hair cling to his face, and you can't help but kiss his forehead despite it. "You're lovely."

Rafayel starts to pull out, his member softening up, but the feeling of moving against his own come makes him falter.

"Do you want to go again?" you ask with a cheeky smile.

A smile spreads on his lips. "Fuck yeah."

You half-expected him to go faster this time, that the feeling of his own spilled seed would rouse him up, but he doesn't. He enjoys the feeling, that much is clear, but he makes love to you this time. Soft and gentle, adoring.

Rafayel has become much more confident since the first time you two had sex, and it makes for a more pleasurable experience. It doesn't feel like just sex, it feels like another way for him to communicate how much affection he holds for you. It was never just about pleasure, but it's never been more clear than now.

He slides into you in a gentle rhythm, feeling the flow of your mixed juices coat his length. You clench around him, clinging on his dick, and you two settle into love.

Rafayel kisses you, his hand coming up to caress your face and bring a lock of hair behind your ear. He pulls back only slightly. "You're beautiful," he whispers, and you can't help it when your heart beats a little faster.

You smile against his lips and kiss him again. For now, there is nothing but your bodies together, a pleasant back and forth, and you feel so loved.

"Take me, Rafayel," you whisper. "I'm yours."

He smiles and you feel it on your lips.

His smile hesitates, and then it falls.

He slows down until he stops.

"Rafayel?" you speak up. "Is something wrong?"

He buries his face in the crook of your neck. "What if I change?"

"Raf?"

He falls out of you, shifting to your side, his hands in his head. "What if I change?" he repeats. "What if you don't like who I become?"

You press a kiss to his cheek. "Then I'll just change with you."

"Think about it, _____. You're not thinking about it."

You take one hand off his face and trace a gentle circle on the back. "I am thinking about it. You're my best friend, Rafayel. I'm with you forever, so get used to it."

He lowers his other hand off his face and sees you. You look at him, at the shimmering tears clinging to his eyelashes.

"I love you," you say, and it makes his eyes widen. "No matter who you become, I'll still love you."

Rafayel hugs you.

Unbeknownst to you, he's still stuck in his thoughts. Change. He hasn't changed. The cruel part of him is there, has been there for a long time, enough for him to finally decide to kill. Will you still love him if you knew of all the blood on his hands? Of how long he's tried to avoid it before deteriorating to this desire?

Would you ask him to stop and try to wash it away? Or would you accept this part of him, his duty as an executioner, and help him go after all the sinners?

He doesn't know.

Rafayel hugs you tightly.

He doesn't want you to leave. He'd do anything to keep you.

END OF CHAPTER 10

[ouranbutworse]

Anime-Manga Comparisons, the dreaded episode 8

They actually don’t have a bunch of mannequins in the manga, just the one with one swimsuit, but Honey still suggests the one he chose in the anime, so it’s kind of confusing. Also the two piece in the manga has polka dots. Super cute. Kyoya offers to float her a loan, and the twins straight up say she has no breasts, as opposed to calling her flat. Manga also reveals she wears a sports bra, instead of the vest she wears in the anime. I’m not sure we ever actually see this manga.

Another tragic cut is one of my favourite Kyoya lines of all time when baseball Tamaki hits the twins into the distance, and Kyoya questions where his youth has gone that he has three children at age seventeen. I demand a reboot once again.

Of course, the biggest thing they removed from the anime is the fact that the beach they’re on is actually owned by the Nekozawa’s, and he’s even there with them! He’s a pretty cool dude, I wish they’d hung out with him more often, because it seems like their two clubs are actually really close. They also don’t show the huge cat rock.

The shellfish hunting in the anime is actually just collecting seashells in the manga, and when Kaoru gives her a scallop all the other hosts jump in to hand her other shells, which is just *insert relevant emoji here* They really do adore her, don’t they? Unfortunately, Tamaki doesn’t make his ‘crabtivating’ joke. I’m honestly shell shocked. I’m crabsolutely devastated. Third pun.

In the manga the twins actually call out Tamaki for using the family dynamic as some sort of defense mechanism, but he immediately gets distracted by a snake and that’s kind of it. Also the girls witness the entire attack, almost drowning, and rescue, which honestly makes Tamaki the coolest at that moment. Also Haruhi hits her head and starts bleeding, ouch.

In Nekozawa’s family mansion (the anime could have at least mentioned it!) the guys all play a cursed boardgame where every single square they land on is a bad one, the others are all vague and might not come true, but Tamaki’s is literally saying a friend hates him, lol. Nekozawa returns to tease Tamaki about liking white sundresses and plays the board game along with them, while freak of a man Kyoya says that not being charged puts a weight on his heart, and Nekozawa has more shenanigans until Haruhi turns on the lights and scares him. Her dress is the same in both, but the manga seems to always do cute patterns on everything.

While they fawn over how adorable she is and the twins coddle her, Tamaki gets a bloody nose and Honey karate chops his neck to stop the bleeding. It doesn’t work and he bleeds even worse, the dirty pervert.

Nekozawa abandons the others because they suck hardcore (the lights hurt him) and the others go for dinner, which is actually the fabled Fancy Tuna that I don’t think she ever gets to eat in the anime. And she doesn’t get to eat it here because Tamaki is awful and eats it all. She gets her own back by offering an empty crab leg and then trying to stab him with it, though.

Instead of Tamaki asking Kyoya to lead him to his room because it’s Kyoya’s place, instead he asks Kyoya to come with him because the hallways are dark and scary and he’s a big wimp. Also Mori lifts up Haru again to rush her to the bathroom, where they run into Nekozawa without his cloak. He’s so pretty!

Speaking of pretty… the upcoming scene isn’t that at all! But Kyoya is, isn’t he? Haruhi doesn’t even recognise him without his glasses on, the silly girl.

Thankfully the two scenes are really similar, so there aren’t any differences, and therefore I’m free to avoid talking about this scene for another day. Hooray! The only major difference is that Kyoya laughs harder in the manga, less attractive chuckle and more goofy giggle. Also Tamaki straight up calls Kyoya a bastard in the anime.

The lightning scene is the same, except that instead of Tamaki opening the closet Haruhi does it herself and then hits him in the face with the door. The poor pervert.

Episode 8… thankfully over!

[toreii]

Lost in the Book with Stitch part 5

Disclaimer: This is a fan translation. I apologize for any mistakes. I’m by no means fluent in Japanese, but I try my best. Please, support the official translation when it comes out.

Uninhabited Island - Beach

Azul: “Everyone.”

Azul: “How about making a deal to help us out of here?”

Riddle: “What do you mean?”

Floyd: “So dense. Why do you believe Azul and I would be in trouble if we came to an uninhabited island?”

Ace: “Ah!? They’re both mermaids…!”

Floyd: “Right. It’s not a big deal to dive into the ocean, and swim to other land.”

Floyd: “That’s why we don’t have any troubles.”

Floyd: “But, what about you guys? If you can’t leave the uninhabited island like this…it’d be a real problem, right?”

Ace: “Greedy~~~! This is extortion!”

Jack: “You’re threatening us even during such an emergency!”

Azul: “You threaten me. I’m just asking ‘What can I do to help?’.”

Azul: “Well, depending on that response, it might be too late to call for help…”

Floyd: “We’re saving your life, so we have to get a reasonable price. Are you going to be our servants for the rest of your life?”

Azul: “No, I’m not a demon, either. Taking into account the situation…”

Azul: “I’ll make a deal with you, ‘When you return to school, you’ll do whatever I say for a week’.”

Floyd: “Wow, Azul is super generous~. That’s such a great deal.”

Jack: “YOU’RE NOT GENEROUS AT ALL!”

Ace: “But, there’s no other choice… If all we have to do is whatever he says for a week, it’s certainly an exceptional condition…”

Riddle: “Ugh…we’re completely in the palm of their hands. It’s frustrating…..I don’t want to nod!”

Lilia: “I don’t mind either way. What will you do, Yuu?”

Yuu:

“I want to go back to school.”

Grim: “Certainly…if I really can’t leave this uninhabited island, I won’t be able to eat tuna cans anymore!”

“I can manage on my own…”

Ace: “…Hey, hey, you’re warming up? Are you planning on swimming to find land!?”

Jack: “Think about it, you can’t do it! Even Grim knows it’s impossible!”

Grim: “Did you just make a fool of me!?”

Grim: “Guh……Alright! I promise to listen to you! So, hurry up and call for help!”

Floyd: “Aha. Everyone is so honest and good children.”

Floyd: “Then, I’ll revert back to a mermaid and swim. For the coconut crabs who can barely swim♡.”

Riddle: “Who’s a coconut crab? Stop looking so smug!”

Lilia: “Still, the power of mermaids is certainly reliable in the sea. They’ll find land in no time, and come back.”

Azul: “Right. I’ll bring help, so please relax.”

Floyd: “Then, we’re going.”

*SPLASH*

Lilia: “Now then. Those two dived into the sea, and we’re a glowing beach flag…” (T/N: I’m going to assume that Lilia means they’re all wearing bright colors, and can be easily seen. I spent like five minutes staring at the words “beach flag” unsure of what he meant.)

*Splash*

Lilia: “Hm?”

Grim: “Huh, Azul and Floyd are back.”

Ace: “Eh, isn’t it too soon to find land…wait, you two haven’t turned into mermaids.”

Jack: “What happened? You have scary faces.”

Azul: “…I can’t go back.”

Ace: “Huh? Go back? What do you mean?”

Azul: “I’M SAYING I CAN’T GO BACK INTO A MERMAID!”

Everyone: “HUH!?”

Floyd: “Something’s wrong with this outfit…it sticks to my body, and I can’t take it off.”

Floyd: “I thought these were just cool clothes, but maybe they have magic.”

Floyd: “Because of that, I can’t turn into a mermaid. Ahahaha, what a strange thing~.”

Floyd: “It's refreshing to swim in human form. I thought a uninhabited island would be easy and boring, but it might be interesting!”

Lilia: “Right, right! An uninhabited island in extreme conditions is fun. There’s no time to be bored.”

Lilia: “That’s right……should we prepare a campfire first?”

Floyd: “I like it~. Seems interesting.”

Azul: “THIS ISN’T FUNNY AT ALL!”

Azul: “The phones have no signal. The sky is no good, the sea is no good. This is an uninhabited island with no people. So then……”

Riddle: “…Do you mean that we’ve completely lost any form to seek help from the outside world?”

Everyone: “…………”

Ace: “Huh? No, no, that……eh?”

Ace: “We really can’t leave this island?”

Ace: “………You’re kidding, right?”

Jack: “T-There could be other ways!”

Jack: “It’s useless to fly high, but maybe low at sea level, we might be able to escape.”

Riddle: “Of course. We shouldn’t give up so easily. Okay, let’s keep on trying.”

Azul: “T-That’s right.”

Azul: “This is no problem at all. I’m sure we’ll find a way to escape this island soon.”

Grim: “I’ll also look for a way to escape!”

To be continued…

[bitesizedcrimefighters]

Good day to you all here on this- Dude, this is a social media app, you're going way too formal on 'em! And what's wrong with that? Let me do my thing! OR here's another idea, you both shut up, you're makin' me crabby! This is already a disaster... Maguro, you take charge, I'd do a better job at tossin' the guys than they would do at makin' an introduction at this rate! WHAT?! Gladly... Now let's try it again! Hello! You can refer to us all as the Sushi Pack! Tiniest crime fighters you'll ever see! Though, we're not exactly from here... Or know how we got here. Or why, or where we are! Complain later dude. ... We're planning to figure things out as we go, don't worry about it. Too much. Anyways, there's five of us here, I'm- Hey! I'm the leader, I should go first! Fine, if that makes you happy, go ahead! It most certainly does. Ahem! I am Tako Maki, the most artistically gifted octopus there is and leader of the Sushi Pack! Pleasure to be here. I'm Maguro Maki, second-in-command of the pack. I'm a humble tuna- I don't like to brag, so I'm not going to, unlike Tako. Don't be rude, Maguro! Then don't do it! My names Ikura Maki, the coolest salmon around! Until you show him a bear. Don't TELL THEM THAT KANI?? Oops! My bad ~ Kani Maki. Crabbiest of crabs. All you need to know right here, right now, is don't get on my bad side. I pinch. 😃🔥‼️😁🎉🎉🎉 ... Oh, right, that's Wasabi Pow. For whatever reason, he only seems to want to type in emojis. I guess he just really likes them. We'll translate for him though! He was trying to say he's excited to be here! This is gonna be a rough ride, isn't it... Oh, absolutely. We're just gonna have to make the best of it, then, won't we? The Pack can take on anything as long as we got each other, this'll be no problem at all! Right! And plus, all the creatures running around here are kinda cool! I guess so? Anyways... Well, I guess it's nice to meet all of you here, coming from all of us. Hope we can have a good time here! And with that... Sushi Pack, signing out! [OOC under the cut]

that's right it's @michellekyura back again with another faller blog this time of the other of her 2 ongoing fixations and the much more obscure one 😭 is this incredibly self indulgent? couldn't be more if it tried. im just here to have fun and cram the things i like into one singular thing!! i love these stupid little dudes like you wouldn't believe ... Their text will always be color coded. Blue = Tako, Purple = Maguro, Pink = Kani, Orang = /Ikura. Wasabi speaks solely in emojis to reference his unintelligible speech in the show. Their in-universe tag guide goes as follows: #pack attack! - all members, #queen crab raving - kani, #a text masterpiece - tako, #in tune thoughts - maguro, #super salmon speaks - ikura, and #hotheaded nonsense - wasabi. #pack answers - answered asks. If this blog somehow takes off enough, maybe the Legion will also have an appearance, also maguro x kani is canon I MAKE THE RULES. Oh, and I imagine they'd probably be in Alola rn, incase it becomes relevant. They do wormhole stuff there and it just has the right vibes lol. That's all I have in the way of notes for them and their blog! No NSFW/suggestive content, but everything else is fair game until/less stated otherwise. That's all!

[pinkpinkmermayyy]

In honor of MerMay, a RaoShu Au.

Shu Todoroki is a fisherman, working in his family business selling and catching fish, crabs, lobsters, shellfish, squid and octopuses. Mostly hunts either out of the open sea or spearfishing near the reefs.

One day, he accidentally hooks into what he thinks is the fish eating all of his bait for the tuna. Only this time, he pulls out a silver haired merlancetfish (ningyo) with the hook getting caught on the ear fin. Being a fisherman with a wealth of knowledge about ningyo folklore, Shu understandably freaks out and cuts the merman free (not wanting to risk a curse or bad fortune befalling his family).

Then during a night spearfishing trip, he sees the merman again. Shu is wary as the lancetfish tail encircles him, the webbed claws poking at his wetsuit and snorkel and the bright slitted grayish blue eyes staring with curiosity. The vampire-like teeth flash as Shu is presented with several squid from the merman.

For reference a lancetfish:

i absolutely love this idea and i’d like to add a few elements that i might think would be cool and also ties this in with incubus raoule

imagine raoule here being like a siren, you know the ones that sing and seduce sailors and then kill them by crashing their boats and drowning them? Imagine raoule being this really defensive siren scaly fish merman who drowns people most of the time but becomes really fond of shu, but is scared because of his abandonment and trust issues/ptsd to actually let him know that he loves him because he’s scared that as a fisherman and sailor, he’ll betray him.

Also i like how this isn’t just going for a generic little mermaid au, as i’ve seen a lot of sea aus with different fandoms going for that instead of being more experimental (not that there’s wrong with them though! Just wish there was more variety even as a total fairytale nerd and lover)

[lobstertalesblog]

Arundel Wharf, Kennebunkport, Maine.

Stuffed Haddock with crab stuffing and lobster sauce.

Sesame Tuna Sashimi- Ahi Tuna sliced with Asian Noddles and wasabi crema.

There is nothing like Maine in the summer! I have always loved going to Maine every summer and enjoyed going to the beaches, shopping around the small towns and eating at seafood restaurants!

Kennebunkport is such a cute New England coastal town. There are so many cute shops, beaches and delicious places to eat!

@arundelwharf is one of those delicious places to eat! And it is right in the harbor so you get to eat on the water and watch all the boats go by!

Our food was delicious and I loved everything we had. I ordered the stuffed haddock and tuna sashimi. The ahi tuna was delicious and I loved the little spice the wasabi crema gave to the dish!

The stuffed haddock was delicious as well. The fish was nice and fresh and you could cut into with just a fork. It was flakey and melted in your mouth. I loved the taste of the crab stuffing and the lobster sauce on top. You could taste the lobster really well and it blended perfectly into the haddock.

I would recommend this restaurant to anyone who is in the Kennebunkport area and wants delicious seafood with a view!!

Based on presentation and taste I would rate the @arundelwharf stuffed haddock a 9 out of 10.

[captainskyson]

Thank you @natewallace and @unendingwanderlust for the tags! x

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. ✦ LAST SONG I LISTENED TO: technically it was when I was singing along to "Janie's Got A Gun" by Aerosmith playing in the local hardware store. But my last chosen song to listen to was "I'll Take You There" by The Staple Singers ✌️

✦ . FAVOURITE PLACE: a special little spot in Bath. My favourite memories with my favourite people. 🥰

. ✦ FAVOURITE BOOK: this one's tough since it tends to change through the years. I have really loved I'll Be Gone in the Dark by the late Michelle McNamara. But the book I've read the most times is likely George Orwell's 1984.

✦ . CURRENTLY READING: The Devil in the White City by Erik Larson. And an old fave fic called "Family Fun" by goodolrupes. De-aged Scoobies and BG playing team Mum and Dad (again). It's a cute one.

. ✦ FAVOURITE TV SHOW: just one??? Over the years it's been CSI, Bones, Agents of SHIELD, BtVS.

✦ . FAVOURITE FOOD: seafood. Any seafood, especially so long as it's fresh. Sea bass, salmon, tuna, blue crab, scallops, oysters, prawns - if it's of the sea, give it to me.

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No pressure tagging - If you happen to read this and you haven't answered the questions yourself yet, please consider! I love little tag games and hearing updates about my moots.

[aruemon]

today i’m gonna rate a recipe. cause why not.

this is:

Crab and Cream Cheese Omelette

Recipe

Modifications:

I halved the entire recipe since I was only making for one person, though I used 75% the eggs and imitation crab since I didn’t have lunch. I also used heavy cream in place of the splash of milk.

Appearance: 6/10

The filling somewhat looks like tuna salad, which could be confusing. The colors also aren’t great to be honest. However, it looks pretty close to how the picture in the recipe looks, so for that it gets an 8/10.

Taste: 6.5/10

Very creamy, with the crab complimenting the egg surprisingly well. The egg wasn’t super eggy in the recipe so that’s always a plus. I added a bit too much garlic salt to the filling, which, while it wasn’t bad, overpowered the crab a touch. I think it needs an acid of some kind to cut up the taste. A hot sauce or some pickled jalapeños would go excellently. I liked it since I enjoy cream cheese, so I would rate it a subjective 8/10.

Texture: 7/10

Definitely on the softer side, though there are little bites of cooked green onion and garlic and the crab creates lumps. It’s still overall really soft, though if you prefer a super consistent texture, I would cook the green onion harder, mince the green onion, or just skip this dish. On the other hand, there isn’t a lot of variety either. Again, some pickled jalapeños would go really really good, I think.

Final Rating:

7/10 or 3.5/5 Stars

Final Notes:

This was pretty decadent and not something I would suggest eating even once a week. However, it is Keto with no carbs involved if that’s your cup of tea. It was also relatively simple with only seven ingredients that aren’t too expensive (not including butter or spices, five if you don’t include milk or eggs).