#lois/clark

[a-bunch-of-queerness]

clark: lois, you're testifying in an aggravated assault case tomorrow, and the d.a is worried about how you'll present yourself on the stand. lois: why? i’m fine on the stand! flashback to testimony #1 lois: look, i’ll make this real simple so even these dumdums can understand. lois, to the jury: MAN DID CRIME. flashback to testimony #2 lois: i’m sorry, could you make her stop doing that weird thing with her face? defense attorney, next to the crying defendant: …crying? flashback to testimony #3 lois: and when this is over, i’m gonna find you and i’m gonna break those little fingers. judge: could the witness please stop threatening the stenographer?

[destiel-loses-to-everything]

[pinkiemachine]

I made a thing….

[jesncin]

"Who Is Superman? A Private Interview with Lois Lane" a fancomic about hope and connection. I've had this story in mind for so long and I'm very excited to be able to share it at last. Thank you for reading, and happy Lunar New Year!

[hollis-art]

ngl im not even a superman fan. i just REALLY like clark kent,,, (thank you, Smallville, for that.)

[plausible-possible-perhaps]

I think about this tweet all the time because they would've been SO powerful...

Like Brendan IS the lovable "oaf" superhero, and Sandra IS the no-nonsense, competitive journalist. The VISION:

[galaxy---ghost]

he didn’t get the hint

[alukardtheabysswalker]

"You're so fucking crazy!...omg you ARE my girl 😍❣️💕💞"

[bigscaryd]

absolute trust coupled with "we can and will overcome natural law, time, and space to be together, and each of us is so absolutely sure of it we're scared of nothing in existence."

[comickergirl]

They've got the power of love and anime on their side!

[frownyalfred]

Being friends — not just colleagues — with Bruce Wayne, as a reporter, must be a fucking nightmare. Everything Clark knows about him is off the record. Clark has unique insight into world events, WE business, and Gotham politics, and he can’t use ANY of it.

Lois asks him casually about [large unfolding global event/Gotham kidnapping/etc] and Clark’s jaw snaps shut so quickly, it jolts everything in the apartment. They have a code phrase, and eventually a code look, for I know this but I can’t tell you how and please don’t ask me about it ever again.

She makes the mistake, one day, of asking him about Jason Todd’s death. Clark’s eyes spark red before he closes them, jaw clenched tight enough to form diamonds. And Lois’ job is to try, very very hard, not to follow down the burgeoning mental connection between Jason Todd and I can’t tell you about this.

[theerurishipper]

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First <- Part 17 <- Part 18 -> Part 19

Masterpost

[bats-and-the-birds]

I'm sure this has been put out there before, but I like to think of a situation wherein by virtue of being close to Batman as Superman, mild mannered reporter Clark Kent just becomes an inexplicable friend of Bruce Wayne, deeply confusing every person in his life. And not even in a big way that it's publisized in the news or anything, but like

Lois: WayneTech's unveiling a new prototype at the gala tomorrow night but I still can't get a press pass for it!

Clark: Oh, I can get you into that.

Lois: And how on earth would you do that?

Clark: Oh, uh, someone at WayneTech owes me a favor.

-Later, at the gala-

Young Dick Grayson, in a tuxedo, launching himself at full speed into Clark's arms: Uncle Clark!

Lois, internally: What the fuck? What the fuck? what the FUCK?

[jesncin]

A comic about Clark Kent, Lois Lane, and typos.

[hollis-art]

they can be best friends. they can be lovers. whatever they are, i am rooting for them

[deatherm123]