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Team phantom 👻

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To bee’th cringe is to bee’th free

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Hangin’ around

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welcome to n'gai forest!!

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Speak of the Devil part nine

previous / next tw: blood

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It's so nice to see black men be vulnerable and fun.

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Bad End

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(comes back after 6 months posting art for a different fandom) hey… hey… how y’all doing…

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"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

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Got reminded again of my old coworker who was a massive misogynist but also trans inclusive. Told me he believed trans women are indeed women because "only women would be stupid enough to want to be women"

I wonder what he's doing now

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ANNOUNCEMENT

Hi Hello--

For those of you following me for my writing, I am here encourage you all to follow my side-blog, @ficcerspam as I will now stop updating my writing on this blog!

I will still answer reblog tags or asks on this blog occasionally, but i will try and transition over to using only my sideblog for all writing things from now on.

This blog will purely be for shit posting now lol

More info on the thought processes and explanations about the changes under the cut, but otherwise--thank you for your understanding!

When I created my sideblog, I mostly just needed a place to sort all my writing because I hadn't anticipated writing so much fanfic at all, much less for so long.

I was essentially double posting just to make sure my theoretical followers wouldnt lose out, because I have anxiety about that kind of thing. But now that I'm older and wiser I realized just how much I suffered doing that. Updating to tumblr became less of a "quick and easy, I'll edit it and post on AO3 later" thing and more of a "this is a 20 step process and it has to be done in a very specific way to be efficient"

Especially since I'm so impatient and just...update on AO3 p much immediately after anyway?

Not a lot of you guys interact with me much on here, so I am actually contemplating cutting out tumblr posts in general and possibly keeping to snippets on here to announce updates instead.

There's still a lot of growing pains for me, and a big worry was disappointing people by not being accessible--like it was for some reason my fault if someone didnt see an update.

Obviously, that's an insane thing to think but, well. it took a while for me to just. stop.

so anyway, the point is, I might change things around on my sideblog, might even only stick to events and round robins and transition the rest fully to AO3, who knows? I'm still figuring shit out.

Thanks again to everyone for reading my silly little stories, and if youve read this, I'm sorry lol.

I really appreciate you!

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Genuinely don't know what it's called but there's a particular way of violating reality that doesn't work. For example, I am willing to accept an omegaverse university AU of nearly any fandom you care to name (except, for some reason, Sherlock, because I have an inexplicable hatred for unilock). However, a lot of Star Wars university AUs specifically fail on this aspect: they make Anakin an engineering PhD student and Obi-Wan something like literature or classics, and then they make Anakin his TA or GA.

You can't do that. Absolutely not. Anakin is unqualified for that and a university would not do it in any case. A university would literally hire a junior or senior undergraduate workstudy student to do as much of that work as possible first. They would do NOTHING other than do that and make the prof do all his own grading.

Is there a name for "I will accept [wild fantasy premise] but not [ordinary wrong thing]?" Please tell me there's a name for this. Probably someone who studies lit will know? I'm a systems person I don't know from lit theory just like Anakin

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*DpxDc wherein Danny works for Tim, and after a big deadline Tim takes Danny out for coffee*

Tim: So, do you have a favorite coffee shop?

Danny, tiredly: As long as the Barista gives me 4 expresso shots to mix into this monsterxred bullx5 hour energy concoction I made this morning*holds up a bright green 64oz tumbler with a ghost sticker on it*, I don't care where we go.

Tim, amazed: How are you alive?

Danny, lizard blinks: ...I'm alive?

Tim, now worried: Is this how Alfred feels when talking to me?

Dick, apearing from nowhere: Its how we all feel about you.

Tim, jumping: The hell did you come from? Are you wearing a fake mustache?

Dick, who is, in fact, wearing a fake mustache: No. Also we totally weren't spying on you or your friend.

Tim: We?

Jason, from the bushes wearing a green afro wig: Dick promised me office romance drama.

Cass: *shrugs*

Damian, scowling while wearing glasses and a silver wig: Richard said we were going to the dog park.

Titus, painted like a tiger: woof

Tim: ...Danny I am so sorry for my family.

Danny, near crying: Oh thank the Ancients you see them too!

Tim, frowning at his family: Look what you've done.

Jason, Dick, Damian, Cass, and Titus, all surprisingly genuine: Ma Bad-Sorry-Apologies-sorry-woof