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You know what he drinks and smokes enough to have flammable piss, makes sense

hellblazer experts say yes

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Damn, is John a little peepee boy?

what have I done

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John, remembering that running water harms vampires, dropping his pants faster than a man on fire: “I saw this in a video game once.”

(Game in question is Death Stranding.)

I'm just going to keep spreading this misinterpretation that John pissed on the Vampire King to defeat him, let people believe in the magic.

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i followed you bc of your art (but know 0 things about dc) and got sm new things about dc. theres this man with a ghost of his twin?? wdym u beat vampire lord by pissing on him. what happened there. looking and learning

HAHA I love seeing the reactions of folks who somehow stick around the blog and don't know anything about DC getting second hand knowledge from my AU shenanigans. Making an AU is like being a tour guide to canon (if you care about making stories that are accessible to non-fans) but at any moment I could totally lie to you.

Like yes, Johnstantine definitely defeated the Vampire King by pissing on him. You can't say he didn't do that, because he did do that. Whether that's how he actually defeated the Vampire King? Hmm,,,,

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would it surprise you that i have about 2 more asks to get to about this,,, let me just finish that up today sorry for the piss content (or not sorry?)

i got...quite the reaction to the vampire king post in the ask box so um. pardon me as I get to a couple of asks regarding the matter lol

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What's the ask that disappears about?

It was an ask about halloween candy the martians would enjoy! BUT my smacktalking must have worked because it re-appeared just as you sent this ask!! I quickly snatched it and put it in drafts so hopefully that locks it from disappearing again.

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THE ASK RE-APPEARED THIS MORNING AND THEN WHEN I CLICKED AWAY TO CHECK ON MY NOTIFS IT DISAPPEARED AGAIN!!! Life is misery,,,,

wraagh I finished art for an ask only for it to disappear again!! I hate it when this happens 😭😭 argh I hope it reappears,,, it was an ask about Halloween candy.

I've been through this before where it reappears so I'll give it some time to pop back up but it's such a frustrating glitch

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Two tiny unicorn experiments from a couple years ago! I never technically finished them, but kinda liked them as is!

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This is my brother who lost his foot and his child who was killed in cold blood, we are human beings, not numbers.💔🥲

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wraagh I finished art for an ask only for it to disappear again!! I hate it when this happens 😭😭 argh I hope it reappears,,, it was an ask about Halloween candy.

I've been through this before where it reappears so I'll give it some time to pop back up but it's such a frustrating glitch

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Okay when John Constantine judges your love life that's a wake-up call

is it a wake up call when you can daydream about it to tune out your alternate reality twin brother

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Okay when John Constantine judges your love life that's a wake-up call

is it a wake up call when you can daydream about it to tune out your alternate reality twin brother

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Sorry about the accidental message!

The lighting isn't great, but he's going RIGHT on my laptop!

oh MY GOSH!!! Y'all have got to see what @hbosscreations is cooking here because I'm losing my mind over it:

he's making his way out there in this sick and twisted world

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You should make a shirt with the 'I pissed on him" panel

dare to dream??? I joke but this does look really funny.

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John pissing on the vampire king like he's Shadow the hedgehog

what's a hedgehog

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"I pissed on Him"

John no-

Johnny yeeees (<- sicko)

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i got...quite the reaction to the vampire king post in the ask box so um. pardon me as I get to a couple of asks regarding the matter lol