#kind of an incorrect quote?? not really

[nyquilfishtank]

BSD characters as things me and my friends have said, pt2

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Ranpo: technically, in court, you don't have to swear on the Bible, you can swear on any piece of media/literature.

Yosano: im going to swear myself in on the milk fic.

Kunikida: THE milk fic..?

Dazai: your honor i SWEAR it was 6 donuts long!!!

[im-still-watching-anime]

apollo’s confidence in court: oh my god i’m the worst lawyer ever my client is going to go to JAIL because i can’t even do my JOB

apollo’s confidence outside of court: i’m the only smart one here, i’m the most normal guy in the world and NO ONE is doing it like i am, investigations are EASY, klavier gavin wants me carnally

[menace-behaviour]

Maddie: *Covers Chimney’s eyes*

Maddie: Guess who? She’s gorgeous and so smart <3

Maddie: And she’s gonna be very mad if you get it wrong <3

Chimney: *shaking with fear* How are you saying “<3” out loud?

[aaandbackstabbed]

Della: ARE YOU-

Launchpad: fucking.

Della: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Launchpad: fucking.

Della: IDIOT!

Goldie:…now, what was that?

Launchpad: Donald banned Della from swearing so I’m helping her out

[ambriel-angstwitch]

Tim: I have decided I want to get cremated

Jason: Like when you die?

Tim: No whenever just surprise me.

[whatev-i-guess]

Demon!Ghost: Your soul tastes bitter. Soap: Then stop nibbling on it... Demon!Ghost: But I am hungry. And you know what they say: Beggars can't be choosers. (╹ڡ╹ )

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

HORUSS: 8=D < Chat, what do you think?

HORUSS' headmates MAAHES, HATHOR, THOUTH, SOBECK, and SERKET, simultaneously: =883>}] Please don't call us that.

[annoyinglandmagazine]

Caranthir at the annual Feanorian strategy meeting: You know, we could just chuck it all and turn to piracy. It would be a LOT easier.

[braxix]

Galadriel: Sorry, I can't go on that date with you this evening. I volunteered to take care of my cousins' kids and-

Celeborn: I LOVE kids!

Galadriel: You'll do.

[self-indulgent-paw-patrol]

Somebody take those incorrect quote generators away from me please

[broken-heart-raven-queen]

Today's on the monsters living in my head rent free we have:

Nicky enter the Columbia house and shouts"Andrew, Aaron, come down now, I bought some coke for y'all"

Aaron almost throws himself down the stairs to beat Andrew who is just normally walking to meet Nicky and literally steps over him instead of helping.

Aaron (from the floor): is it good?

Andrew opens the bag and looks inside: No, is zero.

[yumemiruuuu]

Xie Lian: It’s called a “trash can”, not a trash cannot.

Hua Cheng: Very wise words, gege. Absolutely awe-inspiring.

Feng Xin: We get it, your highness. Now will you PLEASE draw 12 cards so that I can win this round of UNO?

[headfullof-ideas]

I normally never post more of these so quickly after the last set, and I am shocked at how many people like the last set of Incorrect Quotes so fast. It’s probably Alpheus, who I feel I’ve gotten a better hang of, especially with the wires in his wetsuit. Anyways, have some of these goober cousins

[captainjade101]

Denki: your mum's such a loveable person

Izuku: are you trying to get with my mum

Denki: WHAT NO......is it working

[that-one-enby-ranger]

Gilan: It’s just that lollipop sticks last longer than the head, even if they’re less flavorful. I’m thinking of paper sticks, because you can peel off the layers with your teeth or leave it there until they fall off naturally, but plastic sticks can be chewed on too or left sticking out like a cigarette. Paper straws can be eaten layer by layer over time though, so they have the edge.  Halt, bored: Can’t we just leave while he's distracted?  Will, genuinely interested: But what about wooden sticks?  Halt: I hate you.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

JOHN: just made dinner!

Dave: what the fuck is that

JOHN: steak! i cooked it well done. :)

DAVE: that is NOT steak thats a pile of wood chips

DAVE: "well done" my ass that shits congratulations