#the milk fic

[wheresyoureta]

infamous fics that i read and my thoughts on them

-the milk fic (brendon urie/ryan ross): uh. theres not much to say about it its just straight up weird

-the forest fic (josh dun/tyler joseph): OKAY LISTEN. FOR AN INFAMOUS FIC LIKE THAT THE PLOT AND STORY ARE GENUINELY WELL WRITTEN LIKE. ITS DISTURBING YES BUT ITS GOOD??

-the hat fic (daniel howell/phil lester): no.

-the eyeliner fic (frank iero/gerard way): idk man its just kinda weird but not as bad as some others

-the skin fic (daniel howell/phil lester): man that one is weird?? but its not as bad as the hat fic so yeah

-the lung fic (patrick stump/pete wentz): this one is obviously a crackfic so theres not much to say here either

-the chair fic (daniel howell/phil lester): BRO LEAVE DAN AND PHIL ALONE PLEASE 😭 that one is long. and weird. yeah

-the cherry fic (daniel howell/phil lester): that one is something... honestly its not as bad as the hat fic for me?? its just like gore idk

so yeah i read some others but these are my highlights. dont read them i swear

[haveyoureadthisfanfic]

Summary: Brendon Urie gives Ryan Ross a milk enema. 

Author: Druscilla_Way

Note from submitter: this is not an endorsment of the content or the author. Only submitting this for curiosity as this is a very infamous fic. 

[femmmie]

He's still gonna talk about it

[thereisalesbianintheforest]

“alright, stand up. let’s- let’s do this.”

[poraphia]

sometimes i like to think about that every big internet fandom has their own infamous fanfic in which its usually very smutty

i also like to think about how I was also in all of these fandoms

another reminder that fanfic authors are in fact the backbone of the fanbase

[cloud-based-and-rainpilled]

The angel on my shoulder: Shipping real people is bad. They could find it and become very uncomfortable. It it highly disrespectful to them and their significant others.

The devil on my shoulder: John Lennon coming back from the dead to fuck Paul McCartney in the ass is the greatest contribution to humanity ever known

[mikeywayat2005warpedtour]

Ryan was kneeling in the bath tub

[genderlesgremlin]

Playing jackbox with the emo gang

[lover-girl-for-life]

milk?

chat, I'm going through a new hyper fixation which is smosh and like I'm already so deep into their lore but im missing like one thing. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MILK FIC??? Sooo many people are talking ab it on smoshler(I think thats how you spell it.) so can like someone please explain. (I need to make more redacted content. I mean I have like three fics ready to post I js don't want to post them.) so erm can someone pretty please explain? (this should've been In the What The Fuck Happened series but im this far into it and I don't wanna start over.)

Smosh has me rethinking my career choices now, like- should I become and actor..? should I audition for smosh guys..?

[th3n3ongrav3ston3s]

so.. you would think that i've learned my lesson for fanfics that have to do with bands and are just (object/place (like a forest)) fic

BUT NOPE

i keep seeing stuff about the milk fic and im curious sooo

i'm T-E-R-R-I-F-I-E-D

[les3005]

photo was taken after i forced my friend to read the milk fic 😛😛😛

[bullet-proof-killjoy]

every time I've been tagging a reblog as anything beginning with "the," there's a specific tag tumblr really wants me to use

[not-bluejay]

me and a friend r currently writing a sequel to the milk fic where brendon apologizes and i might post it somewhere when we're dome >:3

[mossygrove333]

I read the milk fic again

and it’s worse than I remember it being

Someone pick me up , I’m scared

(ALSO ITS A PANIC AT THE DISCO FIC??? I DIDNT ONOW THEI???)

[nyquilfishtank]

BSD characters as things me and my friends have said, pt2

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Ranpo: technically, in court, you don't have to swear on the Bible, you can swear on any piece of media/literature.

Yosano: im going to swear myself in on the milk fic.

Kunikida: THE milk fic..?

Dazai: your honor i SWEAR it was 6 donuts long!!!