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The angel on my shoulder: Shipping real people is bad. They could find it and become very uncomfortable. It it highly disrespectful to them and their significant others.
The devil on my shoulder: John Lennon coming back from the dead to fuck Paul McCartney in the ass is the greatest contribution to humanity ever known
#i wish i could find this fic again#only read the summary and i cried laughing#it was on a forum *dedicated* to mclennon rpf so you know that shit’s gone#2012 was a different time#mclennon#rpf#real person fic#ao3#larry#<- tagging b/c that was the wildest time on here omg the conspiracies#i love that they were probably right lol#the unbridled passion#phan#the milk fic#<- did they even have a ship name?#ferard#bilo and biggles#<- does it count if they ship themselves?#i guess same goes for david tennant and michael sheen#kpop stans have to be rapid and ship members right? i know nothing about kpop#milex#<- teeny tiny fandom miss u tlsp *mwah*#i read a fic about simon and garfunkel fucking once and it was hysterical#didn’t people stalk the finn/poe actors irl too? yeesh#bandfic#fanfiction#i don’t think i know any others sorry go forth and tag yr weird irl ships it’s funny 2 me#oh didn’t people ship damon albarn and graham coxon too??#they admitted kissing once but graham said it was like kissing a washing machine which is still the funniest thing i’ve ever heard#blur
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Someone's last crush didn't live up to the hype 😬
#yes fyodor literally called dazai by name a second ago what of it#WHY did he say it like that!! ''atsushi i'm going home to sleep come with me 😘'' WHAT#i don't even know if this should count as ship art it reads more like fyodor's obsession with dazai grasping at straws to bounce back#up next: fyodor's past flirting with natsume TRUST dazai was the also a bounceback bf#bsd#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs#bsd fanart#bsd spoilers#bsd manga spoilers#bsd 119#bsd atsushi#bsd nakajima atsushi#bsd fyodor#bsd fyodor dostoyevsky#nawy's comics#i tried to get something out of this comic but i have so much trouble being funny these days i'm so dissatisfied with everything😔
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The indescribable tension between an overworked and underpaid smut writer, and his biggest fan hater.
(for @frummpets)
#SVSSS#Shen yuan#shang qinghua#cumplane#Normally I don't tag with ship names but this one is a special case.#Confession time: When I first had SVSSS described to me I 100% thought the main pairing was between these two.#The dynamic is impeccable! Even if its 'just a fan ship' I stand by it.#Sorry to the people who like to think of them as handsome pretty boys. I don't.#These guys sit in their rooms and use the computer for 90% of waking hours. They are not looking after themselves well enough for good skin#They can be cute in their own way. People with acne and missed shaving spots deserve to have their romances too.#And sloppy hate makeouts <3#Hi Sol! I truly did whoop and holler when drawing your name for the raffle!#You've been so kind and generous towards me and I'd happy to finally have the opportunity to give back some of that joy!#Thank you so much for all your support and the incredible fanart <3 You've made my day so many times!#I hope this silly mini comic is to your liking!#Playing around with colours for this one was a blast!
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V2 and Mirage on a date..? (I JUST REALLY LOVE HOW YOU DRAW THEM I NEED MORE SORRY,,)
Why is it now a running gag that V2 smokes in my drawings
Anyway here you go dear anon
#ultrakill#ultrakill v2#v2 ultrakill#mirage ultrakill#ultrakill mirage#what’s the name of the ship I have no idea#is there even a name?#anyway#ultrakill art#ultrakill fanart#v2#art#artists on tumblr#my art#fun fact I drew this while listening to No Longer Human audiobook#also I DID use a reference for this just saying#digital art#drawing#sketch#wtf do I tag else#toxic yuri#robot fucker#<- not true#ok i’m done#mv2
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The polycules are falling apart
#Ultimate Impostor#Hajime hinata#Mikan Tsumiki#Ibuki mioda#Ryota mitarai#Nagito Komaeda#Fuyuhiko kuzuryu#Poly ship names are so difficult. Guess not#an art#Barely. I did not have the willpower I thought I did when I started this#Anyway I'm trying so hard to manage something spooky for the spooky month but. Yknow how it is. Sometimes you dont have the spark the energ#plenty of ideas tho!#Hearing aids go on the fritz. Pictures taken have extra shadows or a hand that doesnt belong there#Etc etc ugh I dont even have words lol. I'm tired
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going to hollow earth for your first date is crazy
#godzilla x kong: the new empire#trapper x bernie#godzilla x kong#do you guys see it because I DID#do they even have a ship name 🧍🏼♀️#trapber#bernie hayes#trapper
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mario + peach is such a good ship istg they’re so good. straight ship so good it feels gay
#smb#mario#princess peach#idk what their ship name is 🫡#mario x peach#no id#giddly’s art#please ignore the goofy side angle i tried. i really did#this is what i get for NEVER using references 🥲#ngl i think peach is bi maybe? but i think mario is just straight. i think he simply loves women#mario is so funny. meet the mustachioed straight cis man and his brother The Fag#bc let’s be real luigi is definitely bi and genderqueer ✋😭 ain’t NO way he don’t have some gender stuff going on#but like. back to mario. i genuinely think he is too lovely and whimsical to NOT treat his bae like the queen she is#he would be such a good lover that people could mistake them for dykes i won’t even lie. just listen. just hear me out#I LIKE THEM OK 💥
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Enjolras & Grantaire
from Les Misérables by Victor Hugo
#by popular demand#I did say that I anticipated the enjolras poll reviving the les mis gay shipping fandom and I'm glad to be proven right#I haven't read les mis but from grantaire's wikipedia page... yeah you guys have a point these two are gay as shit#grantaire doesn't even care about the revolution? he just follows enjolras around cos he's obsessed with him#they're compared to achilles and patroclus AND alexander the great and hephaestion? surely victor hugo knew what he was saying there#also you'll be delighted to know that google spell check suggested I changed '&' to 'x' because clearly that's the symbol that usually#appears between those two names#enjolras#grantaire#enjolras x grantaire#enjoltaire#les mis#les miserables#les misérables#victor hugo#classic literature#polls#queer#new post
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they live in my mind rent free
#why did i ignore my s3 art and all the other stuff i wanna draw to do this. send help#anyway i love these funky lil guys#and they seem p rare like how often do they even find other ones ???#i just want stray sod to have a buddy he deserves it 😭#the closest i'll ever get to having a straight ship#hilda the series#hilda netflix#hilda season 3#hilda s3 spoilers#hilda spoilers#art tag#btw since my boy doesnt have a canon name in my art folder the file is just called sods. just thought i'd mention that bsgdhksvdkhg
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I seriously wonder what Xaden said in order to convince his friends to help him haul an entire armoire into the bedroom of his “enemy,” all because him and said “enemy” were going at each other so hard she made the furniture explode.
#like.#what did he even tell them#Violet probably killed 3 people before she got that magic ball to control her lightning#all because of Xaden’s dick#sometimes fantasy novels crack me the hell up#xaden riorson#violet sorrengail#violet and xaden#xadenviolet#riorgail#sorrenson#?? do we have a ship name for them it’s been like two years#violaden? ?#rebecca yarros#the empyrean#fourth wing#iron flame
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This is how Super Paper Mario went, right?
#mario#super mario#super paper mario#luigi#prince peasley#princess peach#tippi#timpani#count bleck#blumiere#bowser#luisley#bowsario#do timpani and blumiere even have a ship name#i sincerely do not know#EDIT: people have since told me their ship name thank yall <3#blupani#blippi#mario x bowser#bowser x mario#luigi x peasley#peasley x luigi#ni draws stuff#i'm back on my bullshit /j#i like hcing peach as aroace#but like the kind of aroace that's really affectionate#she loves to love just not in that way#either ways this is more shameless bowsario propaganda /j#i somehow always end up drawing some of my fav ships in that meme pose#except oncelax that one i did cuz it was funny
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This is how the Torchbearer Clancy reunion went right guys
#real photo of me and the cool person who keeps rbing the last clancy with very nice things to say /p#made my whole year my life purpose has been fulfilled#tøp#twenty one pilots#twenty øne piløts#tøp art#clique art#clancy#torchbearer#art#cynical-art#cynical-canidae#unironically i unfortunately think this is the most proud I've ever been of a drawing bye#i want to make stickers of this#meme#what the fuck is even clancy and torch's ship name idek man#also no clancy did not have enough time to take the mask off
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And if my lover will not heed it
Take my voice and take my spirit
Leave me weakened and dig my hole
Only my lover, not I, can keep my soul
#fantasy high#fhjy#d20#dimension 20#Ankarna#cassandra fantasy high#casskarna#do they have a ship name even#if I had a nickel for every fh piece I did based on the crane wives#dnd#brennan lee mulligan
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Fandom Gripe #23: I know that fandom is in some deep denial about its treatment of female characters that are canonically involved with fan favorite m/m ships, but do y’all realize that when you disappear female characters from the narrative wholesale to push the idea that your canonically straight fav was “secretly gay all along!” you’re making several bad implications? That 1) bi men don’t exist, 2) bi men do exist, but those who have genuinely loved a woman before cannot genuinely love a man after that (therefore bi men don’t exist in practice), 3) women cannot inspire genuine love and devotion in men, therefore any relationship with a woman is “lesser” than the one they later have a man (see previous parenthesis), or 4) to acknowledge the existence of a lovable woman who isn’t a terrible person, where if a relationship previously existed, it did not end because of “incompatibility,” is enough to destabilize the present relationship between two queer men?
Because why is the tgcf fandom allergic to acknowledging that He Xuan had a whole ass fiancée that he loved? Why does no one ever seem to remember that the kidnappings and murders of He Xuan’s sister and fiancée were the final straws that sent him on his rampage, and he still keeps a shrine to them in the present-day of the story? Why is her entire existence and significance to He Xuan as a man, character, and to his character arc disappeared in favor of pushing Shi Qingxuan—the brother of the man responsible for his fiancée’s death—into that same role, as if to say that her impact on He Xuan is significant... just not when it's from her? Why does He Xuan’s life in fandom essentially begin not just after her death but because of it?
#tgcf#human gripes at fandom#anyways these are rhetorical questions because I already know the answer#i just absolutely hate it#why do y’all hate female characters so badly 😭#especially when they ‘get in the way’ of m/m ships?#mxtx shows that woman more respect in the book than fandom does outside of it#and she didn’t even give that character a name!#simply embarrassing#i could have also talked about jgy here#but let’s be real: that man never loved qin su (or anyone)#so i did not want to include him when discussing people who are *actually* capable of unconditionally loving others#but anyways#mdzs fandom sure loves to either disappear qin su#or act as if she’s the one responsible for why their precious ‘meng yao’ can’t just hop into bed with his bros#you know? the one he killed and the one he used as an accomplice in his murder? those bros? that he so obviously loved with sincerity?#at least moreso than he could ever love a *woman* amiright?#(for legal purposes that last tag was a joke)#i also really hate the implication that he xuan had no life before shi wudu ruined it#that in fact shi wudu made his life 'better' by tying him to shi qingxuan#the romanticization of shi wudu's actions to make way for a ship is... a Choice
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part 16 - but I know where to start
“Feeling my way through the darkness, guided by a beating heart. I can’t tell where the journey will end, but I know where to start.” -Wake Me Up by Avicii
Regent Masterlist Part 15
Was it a cop-out to summon Jazz back to the Far Frozen? Yes. Did Danny particularly care? Nope!
Jason was comfortable, propped up with a book Ghostwriter who had popped by to personally deliver. How the ghost had known about Jason Phantom wasn’t going to question, but he suspected GW kept an eye on the bookworms that passed through the Realms- or at least those close to the “Royal family”. Phantom wasn’t much for reading, not unless it was space-related, but he enjoyed listening to the Liminal man reading out loud. He had a brash voice, accented with a cadence like those from Crime Alley, but it only underscored the passion he held for reading. Phantom didn’t interrupt him once, not even when the halfa pulled out his ecto-phone and texted Ellie.
(His little sister was in Kansas, spending time with another clone she’d literally run into.)
Almost another full day's cycle passed before Phantom realized Jason had fallen back asleep, a book resting open on his broad chest and soft snores coming from the man.
Yeah, he could see how he and Jazz fit together so well.
There was just something about the Once-Revenant, a part of what made him Jason, that resonated with the Phantom. It’s what made him talk to the man as Red Hood, feel comfortable enough to stay in his company for so long, trust him with his older sister- the person who raised him.
(Spent her birthday money to get him those cheap plastic glow-in-the-dark stars.)
(Taught him how to read.)
(Held him as the nightmares of his death shook him to his core.)
(Did not fear him.)
(Not as Phantom, Danny, or Dan.)
(Loves him.)
(Mourns him.)
(He would never tell her, but he understood how Dan could succumb to grief.)
(Jazz was his.)
(His first friend, his true mother, his rock.)
(She wouldn’t have claimed Regency without that tie.)
Remix & Original chat
Remix: Lol hows weenie Original: jasons x3 ur size pipsqeak Remix: ur point? Original: lol hes ok frosty says he got hurt wth shrpnel new healed core + shrapnel = bad time Remix: sucks 2 b him Original: so tru Whre r u? Remix: omw 2 spain barcelona Original: ooh send pics if u need me call Remix: pics or nay gotcha txt u l8r luv u Original: love u 2
Safely back in the living Realm and tucked away in Jason’s apartment, Jazz and Danny tried to investigate the bomb- unfortunately there was nothing for them to do but wait.
On the upside, the Justice League was about to hit the UN full force with all the subtlety of a tsunami and who had front row seats to the drama?
Yep, the Regent. Jazz wasn’t exactly thrilled that her presence was requested, even though it was on the path to the desired outcome the Nightingale siblings had fought for, but both her soulmate boyfriend and little brother would be by her side as support.
The Birds and the Bats Group Chat
Zombie: I lived bitch Spoiler-Alert: Jason! Fly-Like-A-Dick: Little Wing! Blood_Heir: Todd. Zombie: don’t sound too excited there demon brat. Blood_Heir: Never. Sleep_When_Im_Dead: Where have you been? Zombie: Stayed overnight at my Docs for observation. Fly-Like-A-Dick: For three days? Blood_Heir: Fail to find that humorous Todd. Zombie: wasn’t meant to be a joke brat. I was actually at my Docs. Zombie: Got a shovel talk from my girlfriends little brother too. Spoiler-Alert: Whoa GIRLFRIEND!!!! 😱 Jason! Why is this the first were hearing this??? Fly-Like-A-Dick: Little Wing!!!!!! Quiet_Dancer: 🤗 Zombie: At least Cass and Dickiebird are happy for me Spoiler-Alert: Ecstatic! But details! Now. Zombie: No. Fly-Like-A-Dick: Is she a redhead??? Sleep_When_Im_Dead: Jasmine Nightingale. Zombie: Babs. Oracle_of_Gotham: On it. [member Sleep_When_Im_Dead has been blocked from the group.] Spoiler-Alert: too late!!!!!! Cass with me! Quiet_Dancer: 🫡 Oracle_of_Gotham: DENIED Batdad: Welcome back Jaylad. Zombie: Old man You and I need to have a talk with words Fly-Like-A-Dick: battle stations everyone!!!
Council of Uncaged Birds
Queen_Regent: Ellie, I want you to meet Jason. Officially meet him. WanderingPrincess: eh??? temp said wasnt srs Queen_Regent: Danny No InfiniteStarPrince: Danny YES Frosty said they are soulmates!!!!!! WanderingPrincess: 🤯😱 wha th fuck!!!1 Queen_Regent: language! WanderingPrincess: ENGLISH imma get a shovel gotta undead weenie 2 bury.
Template. [user InfiniteStarPrince has left the chat] WanderingPrincess: coward Queen_Regent: I have many regrets. WanderingPrincess: u luv us 👻
Lady & Knight chat Lady: Jay remember when I told you I wanted you to meet Ellie? Knight: She’s bringing a shovel isn’t she. Lady: I love how brilliant you are. Knight: I aim to please.
Lady & Knight chat Knight: you patrolling tonight? Lady: wasnt planning on it Knight: wanna meet me? Lady: same time same place? Knight: you know it
The abolishment of the Anti-Ecto Acts officially happened at three pm on a dreary Gotham Tuesday. Jazz was cuddled with Jason on his couch, dozing off to his heartbeat as he read Pride and Prejudice for the thousandth time. The comfortable silence they had wrapped themselves in only occasionally broken by Jason turning a page was completely shattered when Jazz’s phone rang with the Ghostbusters theme song.
“Danny?” Jazz answered surprised, “School isn’t out yet, what’s wrong?” She was greeted by Danny’s heaving cries as he replied.
“Batman, he- he did it!” Danny sobbed, “He saved us.”
It clicked then. The Dark Knight had completed the task he was entrusted with by a Spirit of Protection, the Once and Future Star King, and unknowingly kept the promise a ghost made to a young Jasmine Fenton.
One day my son will stop this. All of this. You only need to be strong. Take care of yourself and your brother. I promise.
She had waited years for the promise to be fulfilled, the sworn promise of the dead to a living child. Jasmine was a patient soul, but she had still been a child that night in Gotham.
(The Drs. Fenton believing the stories about a ghostly vigilante patrolling the streets, a never aging child by their side.) (Dragging their children with them. ) (Hungry and cold.) (A dead man who swore his son would end their torment one day.)
(She should’ve known it wouldn’t come fast enough to save Danny.)
How was she to know the ghost was speaking of the Realms inhabitants, not the abused and neglected children of Ghost Hunters? How was she to know that the hope such a promise kindled wasn’t hers to keep? Jason wrapped his arms around her, the book set aside and her phone gently taken from her grasp to be put on speaker so they could both talk to her little brother. Danny had dissolved from heaving sobs to muffled hiccups, seemingly now that he’d shared the news with his sister.
“He really did,” she muttered. “He really did it.”
(The furry fucker actually did it.) (She’d known that he was going to try, but humans are stubborn creatures.)
A/N: Hi! Welcome to an update for the Regent. Just to be fully transparent with each of my readers - The Regent is still on Hiatus.
I have deleted so much of my writing because I don't like the flow/dialogue/pacing. Original ending thrown out and rewritten twice- still don't care for it. Who knew something other than Angst would be so difficult.
(Not me!)
Having said that, this entry is of course beta'd by the wonderful @meditating-cat who has put up with my random messages.
(You are amazing!)
(In all honesty, I wish I could just skip right to the ending because at least I know 100% I can get it just right....eventually.)
Thanks for reading and happy easter!
#dp x dc#dpxdc#dp x dc au#dc x dp crossover#jazz fenton#regent!jazz#hardcover ship#jason todd#anger management ship#jazz x jason#A new chapter!#this doesn't mean that the Regent is off hiatus#I am scraping so many chapters in fits of madness#i deleted the ending#and rewrote it twice#I still hate it#but hey#at least for now im working on the ANGST#because apparently I don't know how to write anything else#shame on me i guess#what even is sibling banter#i have no experience#I did name them Lady and Knight#because hint hint NUDGE NUDGE#Yes Beta read we live like Jason Todd!
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Was it casual when I crossed out your face twice and kept your photo on my locker door to look at you every morning...
#i'm not even that big of a raven/faybelle shipper but good LORD why does this girl have issues#and why do they all revolve around raven#these two would never get together but faybelle would definitely tell raven to get out of her school bc she liked her#and didn't know what to do with that#anyway yeah sorry was just going thru the webisodes saw this and got inspired#eah#ever after high#raven queen#faybelle thorn#raven queen x faybelle thorn#raven x faybelle#<ship name ideas welcome#also it's not even just having her face up on her locker it's the fact that apple only has one line thru her photo#and raven has TWO. what was that abt faybelle. why did you do that.#faybelle x raven#faybelle thorn x raven queen
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