#the unbridled passion
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The angel on my shoulder: Shipping real people is bad. They could find it and become very uncomfortable. It it highly disrespectful to them and their significant others.
The devil on my shoulder: John Lennon coming back from the dead to fuck Paul McCartney in the ass is the greatest contribution to humanity ever known
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madamemiz · 1 year ago
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sad: falling out of a hyperfixation
tragic: watching your beloved friends and mutuals fall out of the hyperfixation while you're still in it
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columboscreens · 2 years ago
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whenever i see columbo in the neck brace from make me a perfect murder, i can't help but think of that one tweet that's like.
a woman in a neckbrace winking at the camera and it says "gf sat on my face too hard and broke my neck, pls send prayers for my speedy recovery"
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hydra-collector · 8 months ago
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hey does anyone have an active community discord server here in 2024. and if not should i make it myself
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steveandnatlover76 · 7 months ago
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Natasha: What do you mean, I‘m pregnant?! We have five children. We‘re done! You put me on birth control yourself.
Doctor: And you neglected to tell me your husband carried the super soldier serum that might neutralize the pill.
Natasha: Steve!!
Steve: Don’t you Steve me! I didn’t know. And who was totally insatiable on our anniversary? Certainly not me.
Natasha: Six children, Steve! Six!
Steve: I know they’ll take over the Compound.
Natasha: Oh, Yelena will have a field day with this. I can hear her now: „Mother of five has unplanned pregnancy after unbridled passion“!
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marlow-holly · 2 years ago
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yeah sex is nice but have you ever found exactly what you were looking for on the first google search??
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jensonsbuttons · 6 months ago
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saw a picture of jenson during his nascar era and sobbed.
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furbygone · 9 months ago
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me to my mother: please stop pathologizing my interest in furbies 😕
me to my friend: i need to become a furby
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choicesmonthlychallenge · 9 months ago
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🌷Week Five: March 25-31
Thank you to EVERYONE who has submitted a creation to this event or supported a creator who participated in this event. You are absolutely amazing! I have absolutely adored all of your beautiful creations! Thank you for sharing your talents with us! If I am missing any entries, please let me know so I can fix it!
Late entries will be accepted through April 6
[March Prompt List] || [Weekly Masterlists]
⟢America's Most Eligible:⟢
Adan McIntyre (MC) 🎨 by @lilyoffandoms
⟢Blades of Light & Shadow:⟢
Safe 🎨 [Mal x MC] art by @wisejazz ; submitted by @storyofmychoices
⟢Bloodbound:⟢
daffodil (Kamilah) 🎨 by @gaiuskamilah
⟢Crimes of Passion:⟢
Hidden Romance 🖊️ [Trystan x MC] by @storyofmychoices
Home 🖊️ [Trystan x MC] by @thosehallowedhalls
Lofi Beats To Supress Your Anxiety To 🖊️ [MC, Mafalda] by @inlocusmads
⟢Nightbound:⟢
One Special Day 🖊️ [Nik x MC] by @ladylamrian
Peacock Princess 🖊️ [Nik x MC] by @ladylamrian
⟢Open Heart:⟢
A Bite of the Apple 🖊️ [Tobias x MC] by @jerzwriter
Couples Skate 🖊️ [Bryce x OC] by @storyofmychoices
Las hijas de Luna 🖊️ [Bryce x MC] by @peonierose
Say Carrots 🎨 [Bryce x OC] by @storyofmychoices
Spring Shower 🎨 Bryce x OC] by @storyofmychoices
Unlikely Adventures 📱 [Sienna x MC] by @liaromancewriter
Yellow Hibiscus in Bloom 🖊️ [Bryce x MC] by @aallotarenunelma
⟢Unbridled:⟢
Lily of the Valley 🎨 [MC / OCs, Ryder] submitted by @oh-so-youre-a-nerd ; art by @rosefuckinggenius
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apollos-boyfriend · 1 year ago
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Your honour. That white boy has a reason for being silly during the murder block game. And it's not because of his adhd. It's because he's too silly and has friends who are full of the sillies too. That is all.
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they are SO fully of sillies!!!!!
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moonchild-in-blue · 3 months ago
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Re: your pfp saga:
I truly never examined it much but I learned to recognize it as you.
Me: "Oh yes! The one who loves Espera!"
Sincerely,
An even less ardent follower, I guess
"The one who loves Espera"
This is literally all that matters to me right now!!! Pfp change cancelled!!! 🥹💙😭
If there's anything I want to be remembered by, is how much I love the babes. Even Less Ardent Follower, I am kissing you sloppy (respectfully) 🥹
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luminouslumity · 1 year ago
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mothhuuny · 1 year ago
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hello my beautiful yuri knights of tumblr (selfshippers)
i have a question to ask: is it notmal to have an f/o that you fucking hate? not in a "ugh i hate them so much i cant believe im in love with them" but in a "god they're such a horrible and revolting person. i desire them carnally." because uh
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captain ahab i think is one of the worst characters in limbus company (yes worse than kromer imo. at least we dont see her active emotional manipulation) so far and i kinda violently need her. i cannot fix her in any way possible but thats okay because whatever the fuck is wrong with her is way more interesting. if i met this woman irl i would violently detest her with a burning passion but since she is in fact not real i love her so so dearly . good night tumblr.
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random-xpressions · 2 years ago
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When she becomes a needy little creature rolling herself all over you, that's when the senses are heightened and hits a different peak...
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fascinatingmale · 8 months ago
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April 14 - gray
4, 14, 24 "fifty shades of GRAY"
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zprite-x · 1 year ago
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Pumpkin Head or smthn
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I gave a pumpkin sentience, emotions and legs
Inspired by the song: Pumpkin’s Revenge
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