#might not be

[sandyca5tle]

i stumbled into the slime hrt series by accident (... the accident: i searched for shapeshifter hrt lol) and i have to say

BRBABBRBRBABABEBRBARBABRBRBRB This is like The Best thing i've read in a long while and im very normal thinking about it, it's really well thought out, the worldbuilding is brilliant, The Everything is amazing, the descriptions of all the sensations and physical/mental/social changes are making me Feel Things and. Aaa. also FIDGETING WITH THE CORE SOUNDS cool as heck. random pseudopod stuff. just. details and descriptions. aeauagaeauaue

so thanks a lot for the great writing i now want this and am very sad it's not a thing irl

first of all: agshjdkagsdhjaksafghsdj

second of all: thanks, seriously, i really appreciate hearing all that, i really try to make everything come across as I imagine it and translate my thoughts into coherent words, so I'm super glad to hear that comes across. I will say, to be completely, the world building is not really my own creation, I've only added a little to @darkmagenugget/@nuggetofthesea 's setting of hyper city (mostly by bugging them incessantly about it heh) and ofc a lot of the other lore is from the other AHRT peeps (too many to tag 'em all, but definitely worth checking out all the others) in specific might be up you), since I've tried to keep at least some coherance with that (partially to allow for any collabs) but I'm still super happy to hear you liked it aaa, i'm still reeling a little, wasn't expecting this, but it's really nice to hear. Also mood on the wishing it was a real thing, I can't even remotely pretend this series isn't massive wish fulfillment for myself. Guess we'll have to wait for science to catch up with our dreams hehe Also, if shapeshifting hrt is what you're looking for, stay tuned, I promise it's coming up!

If ya like slime/shapeshifter hrt @scrubbinn's and @calliecwrites's stories are also definitely worth reading as well as @mint-and-authoress's too!

[i-may-be-an-emu]

Who knew it would just take four british comedians to make me create a tiktok account

[teecupangel]

Because Desmond has awful luck, he gets sent into the SCP universe after dying and they capture him and do experiment and stuffs. Since the experiments aren't too bad and they give free food and a roof over his head he doesn't complain much, especially when he meets 999 because that boi is too cute! And wouldn't it be kinda hilarious if his ancestors sometimes manifest into the real world instead of Desmond being the only one to see/hear them?

I like this idea because this gives us an excuse for Desmond to interact with more SCP ‘items’ and Desmond would be just “Yeah, okay. Fine.” no matter how weird or how dangerous the items he sees are because, at that point, Desmond has reached complete zen. He was supposed to be dead and he’s not so he’s going to make the best out of it.

AND it’s because he’s not originally from the SCP universe that he becomes an SCP ‘item’ himself.

I feel like Desmond would be noted as a ‘Safe’ containment class first because he’s cooperating, seems to understand what’s happening and why they’re doing experiments on him, and generally acting like a normal human being.

Those in charge of him would note that he’s friendly to all, both staff members and other items he interacts with, but he also talks about his past vaguely.

Desmond, on the other hand, is a bit cagey because he’s still not sure if there are any Assassins or Templars in this universe.

Then the Bleeding Effect starts once more.

Desmond thought that it was gone. After months of nothing, he honestly thought the Bleeding Effect was gone.

He felt… free.

He would no longer have to worry if what he was seeing or hearing or feeling or smelling had been real. He no longer had to worry that he was losing his mind.

But, at the same time…

He grieved over their disappearance because it felt like his only connection to his ancestors were gone.

He felt… alone.

So when the Bleeding Effect happened once more…

He welcomed it.

And that was the day Desmond’s SCP class changed into…

Keter.

And they finally had an idea of what Desmond is…

He was a reality-bender.

Because Desmond’s Bleeding Effect?

… is Bleeding into reality.

[handsomefreak69]

You type just like Handsome Jack It's honestly terrifying.

I know, it's kind of my thing.

[trentslvrr]

no one understands how happy i am to see trent play with liverpool again😝

[allo-frouto]

Morning. Even in this heat I still want to wear you day and night 🫠🌻

I think the heat is bearable!

[funni-bird]

more funny?

yes, I have made more (potential) funny already.

[palmtreesx3]

Now that we're fully in it, Happy New Year you horny bitches 🖤

[guessthepeepaw]

is the peepaw old

[that-tall-queer-bassist]

For every vote, I spend ten minutes on that topic.

[jenovacomplete]

if my fucking ankle gets fucked up too I swear to god

[pigheadonastick]

WHO UP LORDING THEM FLIES

How you know they love you~

Jack and Ralph edition!

Jack

If....

- He,sometimes,out of the blue, ignores you. Since he's too scared to face you himself, either blushing way too much or afraid you wouldn't like him as he is now. Jack will attempt to lessen contact with you, worried he wouldn't be able to hide his feelings for you.

- His narcissistic behavior will start to favour you. Adding 'We' to sentences slyly. "We're the best, aren't we?"

- He tries to subtly give you a bigger piece of meat than the others, purposely sitting near you at feasts or placing you near piggy so your slice of meat seems even bigger! It's blatant favoritism.

- He sides with you in arguments, even if sometimes he doesn't agree with you. Hell, nobody cares if Piggy has the conch, but as soon as you do, everyone should shut up. He'd be much more tame, listening to you even when he doesn't listen to others. And since he's the warriors' chief, it's quite a big deal.

- "ahem Y/n is speaking"

- He loves teasing you and jokingly insulting you

- he literally swears he will protect you from the beast

- he makes you your own spear, etching both your initials on it, just to tell everyone who you belong to...

- he tries to brag to you, about how strong he is, how he's killing all these pigs, and how he can sing C Sharp. He's trying to impress you, like mating, though not sure it's working.

- He lets you be chief, allowing you to control part of the island, the nice side. Maybe he's nicer to you, nicer to you than he is to the others. Telling you his desires or whatnot

-he makes you guys argue often but he'll apologize, even if it's not in the way you want.

- he is maybe a slight yandere, he will try to kill the people closest to you if they try anything :)) (Simon and Piggy *cough cough*)

- He might try to kill you next too, who knows?

- he changes your name to Ralph.

- oh.

- wow. Um....

- He plays with your hair! Or asks to compare hand sizes, sometimes.

- He tries to lessen your chores/tasks to do around the island! You won't notice at first, but soon you'll realize he's giving you an easier schedule‼️:))

Ralph

If...

- He'd let you borrow the conch more than others, and let you get away with shouting out way more than others. Again, blatant favoritism. Glancing at you after he finishes speaking to see your reaction or just to catch your eye. Even though he knows you're just listening like everyone else, it makes him slightly flustered seeing you entirely focused on him. He loves the feeling of it.

- After his speeches, he'd glance at you and ask "Anything you want to add Y/N?" Or something like that, really trying to get your opinion and attention.

- He may give you a strange nickname, it might sound strange at first but you'll soon find yourself getting used to it. Petnames like "My little conch" or just "conch", since he feels like he can express himself freely when he's with you!!

- He may hold grudges for longer. Not that he hates you of course, or not that he holds grudges in extreme hatred; he just wants to find a reason to talk to you. To tease and insult you slightly.

- he wakes you up at night to go on beach walks with only you two.

- Ralph asks if you're hungry and gives you some of his portion/feeds you

- he asks about your dream house, and tries to make it in the form of shelter (he's trying) and making it subtly and slightly bigger than everyone else's. As well as etching both your names on the door/wall like he's playing house.

- He tries to build rock towers and things to impress you. (it doesn't)

- Loves counting your freckles/your scars. Pointing out spots on your hand, and tracing where your finger starts and ends.

- He plays house with the littluns in his shelter and makes you the mother. The littluns are the kids. If you guys are acting like an old falling apart marriage already, why not play house?

- he hugs/holds you a lot, cherishing you like the conch. Pulling you in and holding you up to the sky during meetings

- he trash talks Jack in front of you, afraid you'll leave him to go over to him.

- "Sure, he's handsome and strong and ginger and a hunter and handsome but he's a jerk Y/n!!"

- He loves to splash water on you whenever you're near him when he's swimming. (He thinks it's something cute couples do)

- He picks you and Simon to explore the forest together :)) a nice date with Simon third wheel.

- He reminisces about you often, thinking of you alot and what you could be doing/what you are doing at the moment.

- he is in denial about something, and says something spiteful. He doesn't mean it, he just doesn't know how to act on his feelings.

- he tells you off like a housewife. "I do all this work and blah blah blah" He cares about you, he's just worried.

- ....He insults your hunters...

- He says you don't have to help him, there's no need :)

- He dyes your hair ginger...

- well...

- He doesn't blame you much when you murder his friends :))

- He cries alot around you, revealing sides he doesn't usually show.

𓆡𓆝𓆞𓆟𓆜𓆛𓆡𓆝𓆞𓆟𓆜𓆛𓆡𓆝𓆞

(≧∇≦)/ follow for more!!!

[futuregws]

I just saw some photos of Lando (random ones from those TikToks nothing special) and I noticed something that I guess I never really paid attention to, he has two moles on his face one his cheek closer to the eye and the other closer to the lip, and you know what photo of him you can't see that in, even the quality being bad there's no signs at all not even a little darker spot, you know, THAT photo, but oh well 🤷🏼‍♀️

[zprite-x]

Pumpkin Head or smthn

I gave a pumpkin sentience, emotions and legs

Inspired by the song: Pumpkin’s Revenge