#It might be funny

[jaybee2000]

You know, now that I think about it, Black Sails from Joji’s perspective is just basically Shogun backwards

You are on an island far from home and you have a katana

You don’t speak the language but your skills are valuable to a small crew

You are in the middle of a power struggle between a bunch of guys who hate each other for reasons unknown to you but you stick around because, hey, it’s not like you’re able to get home

You get involved in a war between a splinter group and an empire and god do you look cool doing it.

Did I mention you have a katana?

Joji is out here living his backwards John Blackthorne life and no one is considering the comedic potential of his internal dialogue

That makes Flint Toranaga and you know, I buy it.

[not-a-rubber-duck]

One of Yanfei's advertisements!

I feel like Yanfei wouldn't need to advertise, but still does?

[funni-bird]

more funny?

yes, I have made more (potential) funny already.

[darkness-and-books]

Incorrect Ghostbusters quotes 7(?)

Egon: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm? Janine: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.

Everyone is playing a board game together Winston: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'. Janine: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'. Peter: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'. Egon: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'. Peter: flips the board

Janine, in Y/N’s window: I thought I’d find you here! Ray, climbing past Janine: WE COULD HAVE USED THE DOOR-

Y/N: You have an impressive pain tolerance. Egon: Thanks, it's the trauma.

Egon: Nothing feels better than winning Monopoly. Not love, not sex, not free pizza, nothing! Janine: I’m sorry, have you tried pizza? Egon: Yes, and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friend’s eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate. Y/N: I like you.

[smissmaslights]

My friend, breadlad on youtube, agreed to let me draw them as a furry. So here's furry breadlad, an animatronic duck. He's so goofy ah

[igotbulletproof-insomnia]

Bold of you to assume I still have a grandmother~

[atissi]

locked the fuck back in

[mikeluciraphgabe]

Very public and an obviously not fake Batman is Bruce Wayne reveal

But Bruce simple acts like this never happened

_

Reporter: MR. WAYNE, MR. WAYNE, WHY HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING THE FACT YOU ARE A FOUNDING JUSTICE LEAGUE MEMBER?

Bruce, head tilt, eyes squinted: .. What is a “justice league”

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Reporter: Mr. Wayne, prince and knight of Gotham-

Bruce: why would I be “night” of Gotham? I would be 3:24 pm at most

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Gothamite: thank you for the save Batman… or Mr. Wayne… do I call you Batman in the suit and Mr. Wayne when you get coffee on Wednesdays?

Batman: *turning around slowly* what the fuck is a Mr. Wayne?

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Villain: ah, Batman, or should I say BRUCE WAYNE-

Batman: *puffing up* WHO is this ‘Wayne’ and why is he impersonating me

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

momlita

[midydoof]

This was my request fill for the One Piece Fanwork Exchange back in April that I posted on AO3. The zosan prompt was "two pining idiots"

I've been debating for months whether to post it on tumblr since long vertical comics often don't look good in the thumbnails, still not sure I'm too happy with that bit.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Dog Meshi.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Gregory canonically has the best dad in FNAF

[not-a-rubber-duck]

I didn't realize there were two spellings of macaron, hopefully I used the right one?

[phantomrose96]

Thinking about Edward Elric as the Amestrian Military's specialest little unfireable boy

State alchemists can be fired for underperforming. We know this up front from the likes of Shou Tucker. And this makes a ton of sense from the homunculi's standpoint since the state alchemists are sacrifice candidates, and the homunculi would want to cull the weakest candidates and focus only on cultivating the strongest ones who stand the best chance of opening the portal.

........Then there's Edward. Who's already opened the portal.

There's no need to cultivate him. No gamble taken on whether he's good enough to open the portal. He passed the final test already. Graduated 4 semesters early.

And as such, has a free pass to do Absolute Fuck All.

And I'm imagining how funny this is from like an outside perspective.

Some newish state alchemist who'd only ever read up on the stories of Edward Elric, ready and excited to start their career of being paid handsomely with endless freedom to research and travel and do anything they want in the pursuit of science... surprised and confused to find themselves put on probation their first month for things like "ignoring orders." Which is, as best they had thought, a famous Edward Elric pastime.

Roy showing a slight bit of stress about his yearly state alchemist report, and Ed just snorting and rolling his eyes at Roy because every year HE just hastily does his on the train ride over (canon in the manga, a travesty it was left out of the anime) and it gets rubber stamped. Ed not realizing that other alchemists' reports get genuinely scrutinized and torn apart while Ed is free to turn in whatever absolute bullshit he thinks of 36 hours ahead of time. One year his report was about whether alchemy could be done via dance (conclusion: no it can't) and no one cared. Roy WANTS to tell Ed there's some kind of unknown favoritism around Ed making him literally bullet-proof but Roy has no way to phrase this that doesn't sound like he's just in denial and mad at how good Ed's train-reports are.

Guy from the Internal Amestrian Affairs sector who's responsible for auditing other internal military personel for any suspicious activity hitting about 1 million red flags for Edward Elric, issuing a STRONG and URGENT recommendation to suspend the alchemist pending further investigation into things like "literal bunk-buddies with two members of the Xingese royalty (enemy nation)" and "spent $10,000,000 of his stipend on a librarian to make her re-copy (what he seemed to interpret as?) military records in some extremely transparent effort to unearth state secrets (it was a recipe book but he was literally asking her about state secrets)" and "literally has never once obeyed an order, ever, not even once in his career, and is on public record having said 'I do not care about the goals and protections of the Amestrian Military. I am in fact only pursuing my own interests several of which are diametrically opposed to the safety and well-being of the governing body of Amestris'"

The issued recommendation is intercepted before it even reaches its intended desk. President Bradley himself has taken issue with it and denies it before a single set of eyes has seen it. The President's veto stamp is a terrifying hammer, used rarely, and it is now sitting on the auditor's desk.

The auditor sleeps with one eye open from then on out.

[jeonseoguu]

how far will you go?

[doctorsiren]

The books reveal that Ford is actually a secret partier

(Available as a print on my Etsy Shop)

(wips under cut)