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mauga anon I hope u see this but your ask wasn’t sent in anonymously </3

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hi katie!!! i was wondering who you ship! like im a total yeehan shipper and gency anddddd i forgot what brig/hana is but yeah!! oh also illari/kiri aka sunshrine!! but im curious abt you!

Hi lovely, whilst I’m not really a big shipper when it comes to like..anything, I do have ones I’m at least somewhat fond of in ow!

Those being Ouihaw (Ashe/Widow) and Gency because it’s just an all-time classic. I’m partial to Anahardt too :)

Sunshrine sounds really sweet, actually. I feel like I can see a nice dynamic there with Kiriko taking the lead sociably for her ‘tough outer-layer’ introverted gf who has a soft spot just for her. You get me? Brig/Hana is interesting too, I’ve not seen that one before!

Although, all time favourite ship has to be me x Doomfist. That one doesn’t budge from top spot sorry ✋😫

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Would you ever write for Maximillien? There's so little on him both canon and fan made so I understand if not 😅

Oh, 100% yes. I’d love to give him a try. (Take that however way you want)

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baa

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baa 🐑

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I need Freja 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 style (not to mention how fun she is to play)

I'm non-anon on purpose idc /silly

Actually so real 💔. But while I’m here I need you all to hear me out on Maximilien too. He looked so delectable and smarmy in that trailer I just wanted to rip that suit off with my teeth.

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i need freja so bad…her voice…so gravelly…husky..

Mhm. Yep. You get it anon. Need.

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this is perhaps controversial but i am not a fan of any of the collab skins except mercy’s and MAYBE juno’s

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I unfortunately bankrupted myself for some pretty skins because I have no impulse control and . Pretty . 🥹🤲🫶

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katie what do you think of freja pleas please i wanna kiss her so bad and i just KNOW she a munch like HELLO? THE ULT VOICELINE???? i just KNOW she talks you through it.

i was working on a commercial construction site today running wire for a crap ton of lights and then we had to trouble shoot stuff and i had to work over because some bozo caused a FIRE so the only thing that kept me going through that 14 hour shift was i get to try FREJA

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Freja aside for two seconds THE FIRE?!?!? That’s nuts. 😭

Buuut. I likey. You’re spot on with the voice idk what it does to me but I need her to be talking into my skin while she bites and kisses my neck I’m going insane. I am SO gay it’s unbelievable.

We love a working woman, anon. And I don’t just mean Freja ;p, hope you get some well earned rest soon!!

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back to talk abt my violence against junkrat.

he’s so cute i need him out in a meat grinder and make him into meatballs

Ugh he would just fit so well into a hydraulic press

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tumblr is so crazy because i’ve been getting posts from 2016 on my (timeline???) dashboard…?? and like that’s almost ten years ago

I think it’s dashboard. Tumblr really said have a blast from the past fr 😤

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i ordered a minute maid fruit punch drink from mcdonald’s and it sucks

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Had to google that, and yk I’m disappointed cuz it looked bomb 💔

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Modern-ish(?)AU! Doomfist who spots a fresh new face in the extravagant lobby of the penthouse apartments he owns. (And just so happens to live in.)

Unlike every other woman in this building you weren’t trussed up in expensive dresses and tacky jewellery, gifted by husbands who couldn’t care less as long as their wives were happy and quiet. You seemed…simple. Plain. Unbelonging. So boring in his world filled with riches he couldn’t help but have his interest snagged.

Important as he may be - CEO of the biggest company in town - he could surely spare a few minutes to observe his new tenant. As average as she may be.

Akande watches you interact with the concierge, an older gentleman with a dull and withdrawn demeanour, brought on by years of detailing with snobby residents and their prissy mistresses. Yet, the old man’s eyes soon crinkle with soft joy at the brief conversation you hold with him. Years of pressure lessened by some genuine, real humanity. Spoon fed with love like hot oatmeal.

“Thank you!”

Akande was sure that his concierge hadn’t heard that in years with the way he’d sagged in his seat, and you even wave him goodbye until your niceness accidentally sends you face first into your landlords gigantic chest. Not that you knew that, but the receptionist lets out a gasp behind you rivalling an on-set audience’s and…

Nothing happens.

Akande quirks an expectant eyebrow. Everyone knew who he was. Usually either cowering at his feet or trying to weasel their way into his fortune. Or his bed, so says the unsatisfied housewife in apartment 1B.

Yet…you’re not immediately bowled over by the sight of him, simply giving him a bright, genuine smile as you walk past with hands full of heavy moving boxes. Sliding into the elevator and fumbling for the buttons as your boxes slip from under your arms. You even give him another big, goofy smile as the doors close shut in front of him.

He’s baffled, and delightfully intrigued. It wouldn’t be too long before the bored housewives would start a string of stories about you, how you don’t belong in a place like this and other tales of your ‘insufferable’ neighbouring, undoubtedly loose lipped after a few glasses of pricy, gross wine.

Hm. Speaking of, he didn’t see a ring on that finger of yours.

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i wanna hit junkrat over the head with a hammer

I think it would make a comical BONK noise

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Her name is Ortolan. If anyone was wondering. *puts my hands in my pockets bashfully and kicks a stray rock*

I yearn to make an Overwatch self-insert/oc so that is what I will do!!!

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ITS OK! here it means like “oh wow you’re stupid how did you make it this far” usually but it is VERY versatile like if someone says some outrageous stuff you just say “aw bless your heart” aka “hope you die B)” orrrrr if someone has gossip about someone else you can bless their heart!

it is very petty, catty, and all around amazing phrase

BUT IM GLAD YOU MEAN IT IN A NICE WAY

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I never knew that! It’s so odd that phrases can mean different things in different places. Thank you for telling me 😭 I’ve always known it as something my mum says to me after I do something nice for her, so I picked it up the same way!

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katie do you know bless your heart is an insult

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IT IS? IM SO SORRY 😭😭 we say it in a nice way here!!! 💔

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ONE HUNDRED FORTY????? KATIE!!! WHAT!!

i’ll stop by with a casserole and some lemonade for your hard work <3 any allergies?

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Bless your heart <3