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Cooking at a friend or relative’s house is very fun first you have to get out not that cabinet not that cabinet not that cabinet not that cabinet not that cabinet not that cabinet a bowl and second
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ON GOODNESS // hard times, ethel cain // captain curly's character section on the tvtropes mouthwashing page // the greatest, billie eilish // kuras' profile on the touchstarved wiki // sept 15 1983, the mountain goats // excerpt from “the hour of the star”, clarice lispector // polarize, twenty one pilots // the philsophical concept of “ren” // king, florence + the machine
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realizing that sticking to the "do it bad" "do it scared" mentality implies theres also a "do it bored"
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middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add
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I dont care if it "freaks the interns out" I became a mad scientist so I could install a hinged glass panel in my skull to remove my brain whenever I get migraines. Tell the interns that if they can't handle watching me remove my own brain and put it in a jar then they should change majors before they waste more of my time
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from what i can tell this guy got in a serious accident while tryna clean his teeth
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when ur friend is watching one of ur fav tv shows but u dont wanna give away any spoilers
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dash is dead im teleporting to the past
https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard?max_post_id=606474489540042752
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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
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You show up for your first day at Copyright-Free Magic School. As you're going through orientation, you're informed that all new students get a school-assigned familiar that they are responsible for housing and maintaining. The staff member assures you that your assigned familiar is appropriately chosen and reflects you in some way.
Spin this to find out yours. (Remember, you are responsible for maintaining this familiar in your dorm room.)
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THE MOUNTAIN GOATS & JOHN VANDERSLICE SKATEBOARDING TRANSITION VIDEO MAGAZINE ISSUE 001
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if you could, would you get a cat today?
yes / no
if you already have a cat, then would you get another one
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hi all! im hosting an animated sketched multi animator project set to damn these vampires by the mountain goats :3 im looking for artists and animators to come collaborate and animate this song!
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