hydra-collector

[hydra-collector]

Crazy to think about how big the world and how small the bugs are yet they still manage to find one another to have bug sex

[hydra-collector]

“what’s your dream job” im so glad you asked. picture this. i am the lone employee of a strange and mysterious tchotchke/bookshop in the middle of nowhere, full of fun and interesting things that i am allowed to take for the low low price of free of charge. i get one, exceedingly interesting, customer per hour. i work no more than twenty hours a week and am salaried 3 million dollars

[hydra-collector]

*lying at a job interview voice* yeah i can sing all of the lyrics of American Pie by Don McLean. WITHOUT slipping into the weird al version. easy

[hydra-collector]

mythic quest is going to reveal brad's ex and it is going to be a woman and brad will be a straight man...can someone save us pleese

[hydra-collector]

in the how to. straight up "embracing it" and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. The swamp creature

[hydra-collector]

big fan of these photos I took with a fisher price camera when I was like 8

[hydra-collector]

me whenm i am. Prougraming on my Computer

[hydra-collector]

×͜× THATS ME! 𒅌

[hydra-collector]

[hydra-collector]

SHE was a punk. HE did ballet. #woke #truelove

[hydra-collector]

i invented a goth mermaid but i dont have a name for her yet

[hydra-collector]

he’s got rejection sensitivity

[hydra-collector]

smol demon guys!

[hydra-collector]

getting unzipped has to feel so good for the compressed file

[hydra-collector]

im straight up “against it” and by it haha well. lets justr say. the kitchen floor

[hydra-collector]

doggy style means she gets a treat afterwards