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[moonchild-in-blue]

Re: your pfp saga:

I truly never examined it much but I learned to recognize it as you.

Me: "Oh yes! The one who loves Espera!"

Sincerely,

An even less ardent follower, I guess

"The one who loves Espera"

This is literally all that matters to me right now!!! Pfp change cancelled!!! 🥹💙😭

If there's anything I want to be remembered by, is how much I love the babes. Even Less Ardent Follower, I am kissing you sloppy (respectfully) 🥹

[animeomegas]

Courting Omega!Sasuke

Anonymous:  LOVE YOUR WRITING!!! Could you write for an omega sasuke please? The alpha tries courting him. It would be so interesting since no one would usually think sasuke to be an omega and be the one courted.

(AHHH, thank you so much! I’m glad you like my writing :). This was an interesting one to write, thanks for sending it in! Sorry it took so long, I was stumped for ages, but I finally figured out what I wanted to write. Hope you enjoy!)

Warnings: None :)

Courting Gifts

Sasuke is a difficult one to court, no matter what age you may be trying to court him.

The main problem is that Sasuke will reject a courting gift he doesn’t like, irrespective of his feelings on the person who gave him the gift.

The most dangerous courting gift is nesting materials, because Sasuke is an extremely picky omega. 

He won’t accept any cuddly toys or heavily scented items. He will only accept the highest quality pillows and blankets that match his strict colour scheme. 

(It’s best to leave nesting gifts until you have been mated to Sasuke long enough to become intimately familiar with his nest.)

Food courting gifts are a lot easier and definitely the best way to go when you first start courting Sasuke.

There is one rule to remember when gifting Sasuke food: tomatoes, tomatoes, tomatoes.

Provided he doesn’t hate you, Sasuke will always accept a tomato bento box. It’s the safest bet in the early courting stages. 

Sasuke won’t admit it, but he is especially flattered by handmade (or homecooked) courting gifts. It makes him feel fuzzy to think he inspired the creation of something.

Courting Activities

I’ve mentioned before that taking Sasuke shopping for nesting supplies (a common courting date) is a terrible idea. 

Sasuke buys incredibly expensive materials firstly, and secondly, he is so picky you will be walking around for hours. Sasuke will also most likely hate every suggestion you make, so it’s best to come up with alternative courting activities for him. 

Friendly spars could be a good idea as long as you are at a similar skill level to him (he won’t be pleased or entertained if he loses or can easily wipe the floor with you.)

Sasuke can also be sufficiently wooed by a traditional dinner date. If you can cook, he would prefer to have the date at one of your homes as he always feels less stressed away from the presence of strangers. If you do go out to eat, a cozy, dimly lit style restaurant would be Sasuke’s favourite. He just enjoys the higher sense of privacy that these places offer. 

Taking him shopping (as long as you avoid nesting stores) is the best idea for a courting date. 

Sasuke is wickedly witty, and walking around bizarre stores with his sarcastic commentary is very amusing. He enjoys mocking other peoples’ poor taste and window shopping is a good opportunity for that. 

And perhaps the cutest thing ever about this style of courting date is smelling candles. Sasuke will act like he hates it, but if you drag him over to the candle section and make him sniff the candles, you can see the smile on his face. 

He has a strong opinion on every candle and will debate with you if you happen to like a candle scent that he doesn’t.

“What about this one?” You hold up a giant fluffy blanket you had picked up from the nearby shelf. It was beige which you had recently figured out was a safe colour to recommend. You had never seen Sasuke’s nest (you had only been courting for two months after all) but you were starting to gather that he liked warm, neutral tones.

Sasuke looked at the blanket in disgust.

“You have no taste, idiot. I’d rather die than put that in my nest.”

You huffed in frustration, tossing the blanket back onto the shelf. You were on hour 3 now and so far he had hated everything.

Idly, your eyes wandered towards a nearby white cushion. Hmm, maybe he’d like this one?

“If you recommend anything with tassels on it, I will never speak to you again.”

Nevermind.

You opened your mouth to suggest giving up and going home when you noticed that something had finally caught Sasuke’s eye; a blanket sitting innocently at the end of the aisle. He moved towards the blanket swiftly, picking it up and running his hands over it. It was a beige and burgundy chequered blanket that looked like it was made from cashmere or a similar material. You had to admit, it looked amazingly soft.

‘Please say he’s found one that he likes.’ You thought to yourself, crossing your fingers behind your back.

You cheered internally as Sasuke folded the blanket over his arm.

“This is the one I want.”

“Excellent! Let me go pay and we can head home.” Taking the blanket from his arms you tried not the wince at the price tag. Perhaps you shouldn’t have been surprised that Sasuke had such expensive taste.

Lucky for him you would do anything to see him smile.

General Courting Headcanons

If you start courting Sasuke when he is young (academy or just after) he is very embarrassed by the whole situation. 

Do not engage him in courting behaviours in front of other people at this age. He hates it. He think it makes him look weak and pathetic. Not to mention he had no interest in setting his fangirls on you by accident.

Young adult Sasuke is a little scared by the thought of being courted. The war is still affecting him greatly in this stage of his life and he is still scared of being vulnerable. 

In this stage, I think courting would go very slowly. It’s crucial that you let Sasuke set his own pace so as not to overwhelm him.

Adult Sasuke is going to appreciate courting the most. He has moved past a lot of the things that held him back previously such as romantic inexperience and worries about how others view him. This makes him much more confident and happier during the whole process.

I still think he would be happier at a slower courting pace however.

Sasuke is very traditional in the way he views courting, mainly due to the way it was taught to him as a child. 

For this reason, he will never attempt to court someone. 

Sasuke will always wait to be courted, and even after he has been courted for a while, his alpha shouldn’t expect to receive any gifts in return. 

Sasuke was taught that giving gifts in return to an alpha’s courting affections (or heaven forbid, initiating courting himself) was the wrong thing to do because the alpha was supposed to be demonstrating how well they can provide for the omega, not the other way around. 

While Sasuke doesn’t adhere to these values anymore, it’s pretty ingrained in him to wait to be courted rather than instigated anything himself.

Overall, courting Sasuke can be slow paced and difficult to navigate, but also filled with hilarious and enjoyable moments as you get to slowly unravel his true personality.