#chimney han 911

[menace-behaviour]

*Station 118 Shift Swap Group Chat*

B-Shift Paramedic: I need to swap out on Saturday. Someone HMU please.

Bobby: Wait, so HMU isn't "hold my umbrella"?

Chimney: No. It’s actually "hummer med underkläder", which means "I love you" in Swedish and I think that's beautiful.

Eddie: "Hummer med underkläder" means "Lobster with panties".

Hen: How do you even know that?

Eddie: My Mother wanted at least one child that could speak to her parents when they called so she wouldn’t have to.

Chimney: You know what, Diaz. Your childhood trauma and resulting multilingualism is really getting in the way of my best work.

Eddie: Your best work? Tricking Bobby into thinking hook-up slang means something innocent?

Bobby: HOOK-UP SLANG!!?!? I texted the Commissioner “HMU” during that hurricane last week??

Chimney: *Ignoring Bobby* That’s “Gaslighting the Elderly” to you, Rosetta Stone.

[stevenrogered]

Remember when I told you that the universe is gonna send a special person your way? Here she is!

[watchyourbuck]

[rosyhoneydew]

Chimney used to hide anything that he thought would make him seem weak or vulnerable from his girlfriend and now he’s laying in bed by his wife talking about how much he loves his daughter, admitting that he’s scared of his wife hurting again and sharing openly how he feels about his family. Very proud feeling very warm inside

[mythtakens]

Chimney + movie quote moments

[paiigemahoney]

9-1-1 | Hen & Chimney "And thanks for following me down that hillside." "The first of many, I'm sure."

[plotdevicetommy]

And when Eddie wakes up in the middle of the night with what he thinks is an armed assailant in his house but it's actually just Buck, Chim and Hen trying to shave off his mustache while he sleeps then what

[tangerinesayswhat]

911 usually: firefighters dealing with extreme trauma both on the job and off

also 911 usually: how’s this group of gay people going to defeat the 22 MILLION BEES

[mischiefbuckley]

MY DYNAMIC AND CHAOTIC TRIO 🙂‍↔️🫶🏻

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

+Bonus

[whosoldherout]

buck + hugs

[menace-behaviour]

Maddie: *Covers Chimney’s eyes*

Maddie: Guess who? She’s gorgeous and so smart <3

Maddie: And she’s gonna be very mad if you get it wrong <3

Chimney: *shaking with fear* How are you saying “<3” out loud?

[stevenrogered]

Why didn’t you say something?! Well, I thought I had been. 

[loucifersbitch]

very funny that in the same episode, we got:

Chim @ Gerrard: go suck a dick 🙄 (derogatory)

Bobby @ Buck: go suck a dick ☺️ (affectionate)

[princesseddiediaz]

This is crazy when you think about it.

[mythtakens]

9-1-1 + out of context