#chimney han 911

[menace-behaviour]

*Station 118 Shift Swap Group Chat*

B-Shift Paramedic: I need to swap out on Saturday. Someone HMU please.

Bobby: Wait, so HMU isn't "hold my umbrella"?

Chimney: No. It’s actually "hummer med underkläder", which means "I love you" in Swedish and I think that's beautiful.

Eddie: "Hummer med underkläder" means "Lobster with panties".

Hen: How do you even know that?

Eddie: My Mother wanted at least one child that could speak to her parents when they called so she wouldn’t have to.

Chimney: You know what, Diaz. Your childhood trauma and resulting multilingualism is really getting in the way of my best work.

Eddie: Your best work? Tricking Bobby into thinking hook-up slang means something innocent?

Bobby: HOOK-UP SLANG!!?!? I texted the Commissioner “HMU” during that hurricane last week??

Chimney: *Ignoring Bobby* That’s “Gaslighting the Elderly” to you, Rosetta Stone.

[watchyourbuck]

[buckleylonglegs]

And when Eddie wakes up in the middle of the night with what he thinks is an armed assailant in his house but it's actually just Buck, Chim and Hen trying to shave off his mustache while he sleeps then what

[mythtakens]

Chimney + movie quote moments

[evanbi-ckley]

very funny that in the same episode, we got:

Chim @ Gerrard: go suck a dick 🙄 (derogatory)

Bobby @ Buck: go suck a dick ☺️ (affectionate)

[discountscoobyart]

people that match each other's freak (platonically)

[mymycorrhizae]

Bonus:

[princesseddiediaz]

This is crazy when you think about it.

[ezrizu]

Bobby’s closure with everyone else: Affirming their importance in their roles as firefighters, supporting them, and acknowledging their good work.

Bobby’s closure with Eddie: “Go find Jesus, my boy. You're gonna need him.”

[whosoldherout]

buck + hugs

[salemsvlog]

What the hell was that

[menace-behaviour]

Maddie: *Covers Chimney’s eyes*

Maddie: Guess who? She’s gorgeous and so smart <3

Maddie: And she’s gonna be very mad if you get it wrong <3

Chimney: *shaking with fear* How are you saying “<3” out loud?

[thedesertpenguin]

It’d be fun if for the new season they let Eddie have a beard, Buck have Oliver’s tattoos, and Chim have the blonde hair Kenny is currently rocking. Like Bobby leaves for two seconds and they’re just like, well we have no option but to do this.

[jeeyuns]

every badass wife of the 118 comes with a lame detective firefighter

[mythtakens]

9-1-1 + out of context

[heartoflightning]

something about chimney being a kid that was taken in by generous people after losing his mom, then deciding to take in mara so she felt safe again, is so important to me