#henrietta wilson 911

[menace-behaviour]

*Station 118 Shift Swap Group Chat*

B-Shift Paramedic: I need to swap out on Saturday. Someone HMU please.

Bobby: Wait, so HMU isn't "hold my umbrella"?

Chimney: No. It’s actually "hummer med underkläder", which means "I love you" in Swedish and I think that's beautiful.

Eddie: "Hummer med underkläder" means "Lobster with panties".

Hen: How do you even know that?

Eddie: My Mother wanted at least one child that could speak to her parents when they called so she wouldn’t have to.

Chimney: You know what, Diaz. Your childhood trauma and resulting multilingualism is really getting in the way of my best work.

Eddie: Your best work? Tricking Bobby into thinking hook-up slang means something innocent?

Bobby: HOOK-UP SLANG!!?!? I texted the Commissioner “HMU” during that hurricane last week??

Chimney: *Ignoring Bobby* That’s “Gaslighting the Elderly” to you, Rosetta Stone.

[jdorian]

9-1-1 otherwise known as THE GAY FIREFIGHTER SHOW

[mythtakens]

9-1-1 + out of context

[afterschoolcrewz]

karen wilson is so severely underutilized like why is the show not sending her on the same adventures and hijinks that michael used to get into?? i demand a subplot where chris and denny are in the same science class and are supposed to be building rockets and both she (literal rocket scientist) and buck (audhder hyperfixated on random scientific knowledge) get way too into it. have her athena and maddie go on a no-firefighters-allowed excursion that ends in them catching a serial killer. introduce karen and bobby inexplicably having beef only for it to be revealed that it was all caused by an imessage scrabble game gone wrong. we as a society need storylines for karen wilson in season eight that don’t revolve around her either being an extension of hen or the constant ongoing prevention of them getting another kid

[guhitsaglit]

No favoritism at the 118

[discountscoobyart]

people that match each other's freak (platonically)

[pythiart23]

Just gonna leave this here :]

[watchyourbuck]

the 118 buck

[homerjacksons]

7x06

[military-newsboys]

Christopher: Dad, i need some advice

Eddie: with what?

Chris: with love. like, how did you know you were in love with Buck?

Eddie: ...

Eddie: i'm in love with Buck??

[criminally-obsessed]

EDDIE: *clicks pen* BUCK: *clicks pen in response* CHIMNEY: Stop that. EDDIE: Stop what? CHIMNEY: You’re talking about me in Morse code! BUCK: Yes, that’s what we were doing. In our very limited time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you. Congrats, you figured us out! *later* EDDIE, to HEN: That’s actually exactly what we were doing.

[myfav0tps]

People reacting to Buck and Tommy:

Them reacting back:

[redwhitebuddie]

lesbian powers

[cosyvelvetorchid]

4.12 // 8.03

[incorrectbuddie118]

Buck: Is she going to be ok?

Eddie: Yes, just keep applying pressure.

Buck, leaning in closer to Hen: If you die, Chimney and I will have no supervision.

Eddie: Not like that!

Chim: It's true!

[iinryer]

hen and chim and the nonsense counter for @cosmicclownboy !

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