#ra memes

[that-one-enby-ranger]

My sister decided to start reading Rangers Apprentice so I gave her the first book and here's what she's told me about it so far:

It's not as bad as she thought it would be

She's up to chapter 10

Alyss and Jenny are her faves (Jenny my love ❤️)

She didn't know Halt was short because I apparently have never mentioned that before

She doesn't like Horace so far

She's surprised I've never mentioned George before and she specially said the words "he feels like an ACKtually 🤓 sorta guy"

She already knows Alyss dies because I told her ages ago and she's sad about that

She better like it and read the rest of the series and that is a threat

[honeyinmycoffee]

EVERY DAMN Ranger's Apprentice after 10 seconds of silence:

[name-s-are-not-important]

[iwanttobepersephone]

Ok but I think I think we all forgot how Will literally SLAPPED AN ARROW OUT OF IT'S PATH AT THE LAST MOMENT ON PURE INSTINCT and Halt literally forgot that he was in an active battle for a moment just to gawk at the fact that his son just performed a miracle??????

[coffeewithhoneyissauce]

[sweetmaggie]

I only came here to say that. Goodbye

[an1d10t]

Will, Halt and Horace having a meal with Duncan

Will, sitting next to Halt eating quite neatly

Halt, eating his dinner in a Haltish way (not with the best manners but they are there): so I’d say-

Horace, finishing his 2nd plate and burping loudly: that was delicious! Can I have some more

Halt:

Will:

Duncan:

Horace: uh. Please?

[bowtifulinsights]

Will: Halt! Halt! Could you listen to this new song of mine- Halt: *raising his hand, reaching for a mug* See this cup? Will: *leaning closer* ...Yes? Halt: It's my cup of care. Will: *doesn't follow* What? Halt: It's my cup of care - and it's empty. Will: ...You said you forgave me for Greybeard Halt!

[artsysurvivor]

"[Video ID: A young Ferris and another young ambiguous prince (we'll call him Elliot) stand side by side. Elliot has a birthday present in his hands. He says, "Happy Birthday, Bitch!" with a big smile, and exaggerating the bitch part. During this, Ferris glances down at the gift, his expression with a small smile, but then glances down at it again with a more angry expression.

Elliot starts saying Happy Birthday again, but Ferris interrupts him saying, gesturing towards the present, "So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday-" (The camera switches to Caitlyn and Halt. Caitlyn looks uncomfortable while Halt's thinking, "This Bitch"). "-to my birthday party on my birthday-" (The camera switches back to Ferris who is seen from over the shoulder of Elliot. Both of his hands are up in a "why?" pose). "-with a birthday gift?"

Elliot stares at him for a moment with a blank expression. Then he says, with another big smile and twinkles in his eyes, "Happy Birthday?"

He quickly gets hit in the face with a champagne glass, dropping the gift. /End ID]

[Extra ID: Elliot has light black hair than Ferris, and his hair is cut shorter too with no curls. He has an ahoge. His eyes are big and blue, and he wears a red outfit with big puffy sleeves with ruffles at the ends. Three gold, elongated buttons keep the outfit together in the front. There is natural blush on his cheeks. Ferris has a green outfit, brown skin, dark eyes, and shoulder length hair. Part of his curly hair is in two thin braids leading to the back of the head, where they are held together in a small pony tail. /End ID]

[nariko-senpai]

rip Horace, you would've loved memes and Roblox.

[araluenrangerdanger]

[that-one-enby-ranger]

Rodney: Will and Horace got into a fight.  Halt: That’s bad.  Halt:  Halt: Did Will win?

[honeyinmycoffee]

*Halt, giving instructions*: Abelard, do you understand?

Abelard: No ma'am. I do not understand.

Halt: Did you just call me ma'am?

Abelard: No ma'am.

[name-s-are-not-important]

[tallbrownhairsarcastic]

Gilan: Halt isn’t answering their phone
Will: I’ll call
Gilan: Horace and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Halt: Hello?

[coffeewithhoneyissauce]