#ra memes

[that-one-enby-ranger]

Do y'all think Halts ever punched Crowley before?

It could be for whatever reason but do you think it still happened at least once

[silveroakleafdeer]

Been rereading The Kings of Clonmel lately and I'm pretty sure that's what sums up Halt and Ferris' relationship

[honeyinmycoffee]

EVERY DAMN Ranger's Apprentice after 10 seconds of silence:

[name-s-are-not-important]

[artsysurvivor]

[ID: A digital drawing of Will, with a big smile, laying on the floor with a leashed dog on his chest. The dog is sticking his tongue out and his tail is wagging. The leash is being held by a farmer who is talking to Halt, whose back is facing the camera. /End ID]

The background is supposed to be the Araluen* market place or something but I am lazy.

(*I’ll have you know that autocorrect changed Araluen to alien).

Anyway og under the cut.

[ID: A photograph of the same set up described before, except the farmer and Will are girls. The background looks like it’s from a city; the dog girl is laying on the side walk. /End ID]

[ciarasombre]

After their return in Erak's Ransom,Duncan asks Halt how everything went,is his daughter had any problems while in Arrida and is she had a safe journey

Meanwhile, Halt:

[iwanttobepersephone]

Ok but I think I think we all forgot how Will literally SLAPPED AN ARROW OUT OF IT'S PATH AT THE LAST MOMENT ON PURE INSTINCT and Halt literally forgot that he was in an active battle for a moment just to gawk at the fact that his son just performed a miracle??????

[coffeewithhoneyissauce]

[chronicillnesshumor]

[sweetmaggie]

I only came here to say that. Goodbye

[an1d10t]

Will, Halt and Horace having a meal with Duncan

Will, sitting next to Halt eating quite neatly

Halt, eating his dinner in a Haltish way (not with the best manners but they are there): so I’d say-

Horace, finishing his 2nd plate and burping loudly: that was delicious! Can I have some more

Halt:

Will:

Duncan:

Horace: uh. Please?

[that-one-enby-ranger]

I've been thinking about this for a long time, but it's so fucking funny to me how Halt is the guy that everyone is like "yeah he can stay calm, he's always in control and has great patience when it comes to certain things, he's has great control over his emotions" but at the same time that guy has has bet up more than one teenage apprentice in the span of two books, thrown two guys out a window in the span of one book, made Will sleep outside in the cold, not even in the ground but in a fucking tree for singing a song and having a bit of whimsy in his life, threw a guy off his horse by putting his bowstring around his neck, knocking him out (and then wanted to punch him again when he woke up) for being a bit of a dick, and at one point in The Emporer of Nihon-Ja, Will was sure Halt was gonna deck a dude or something along those lines for knocking his hood back off his face. And thats just the stuff actually in the books, there's probably way more we don't know about.

I'm trying to think of any more shit he's done now.

It's just funny how he can apparently be the most calm and in control man but also get super easily pissed off and ready to kill in an instant at the same time.

[bowtifulinsights]

Halt: *sitting alone, wondering aloud* ...What if I gave Deparnieux a high-five? Horace: *?* Halt: ...In the face. ...With a chair...

[honeyinmycoffee]

*Halt, giving instructions*: Abelard, do you understand?

Abelard: No ma'am. I do not understand.

Halt: Did you just call me ma'am?

Abelard: No ma'am.

[name-s-are-not-important]

[artsysurvivor]

"[Video ID: A young Ferris and another young ambiguous prince (we'll call him Elliot) stand side by side. Elliot has a birthday present in his hands. He says, "Happy Birthday, Bitch!" with a big smile, and exaggerating the bitch part. During this, Ferris glances down at the gift, his expression with a small smile, but then glances down at it again with a more angry expression.

Elliot starts saying Happy Birthday again, but Ferris interrupts him saying, gesturing towards the present, "So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday-" (The camera switches to Caitlyn and Halt. Caitlyn looks uncomfortable while Halt's thinking, "This Bitch"). "-to my birthday party on my birthday-" (The camera switches back to Ferris who is seen from over the shoulder of Elliot. Both of his hands are up in a "why?" pose). "-with a birthday gift?"

Elliot stares at him for a moment with a blank expression. Then he says, with another big smile and twinkles in his eyes, "Happy Birthday?"

He quickly gets hit in the face with a champagne glass, dropping the gift. /End ID]

[Extra ID: Elliot has light black hair than Ferris, and his hair is cut shorter too with no curls. He has an ahoge. His eyes are big and blue, and he wears a red outfit with big puffy sleeves with ruffles at the ends. Three gold, elongated buttons keep the outfit together in the front. There is natural blush on his cheeks. Ferris has a green outfit, brown skin, dark eyes, and shoulder length hair. Part of his curly hair is in two thin braids leading to the back of the head, where they are held together in a small pony tail. /End ID]