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Baron Arald basically went: Jenny you’re a cook, Alyss you’re a diplomat, George you’re a scribe, Horace you’re a knight and Will…you get a dad

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My newest headcannon is the reason that Crowley likes his coffee bitter is because Halt is bitter. Same goes for Halt, he likes honey in his coffee, AKA: Crowley

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Modern Ranger’s Apprentice Headcanons:

Halt has an ever growing collection of fuzzy, novelty socks because Will is constantly gifting him pairs

Will lives in oversized flannels

Halt is constantly arguing with Alexa and Siri

Will always leaves all the windows open and every night Alyss has to go around the house and close them

Horace has gotten into the habit of carrying around fidget toys for Will, who desperately needs them but can never remember them

Alyss and George are in a book club with a group of elderly women and refuse to let the others join

Horace and Will are part of a D&D group where they play a Barbarian and a Bard

Will spent so much time at his local coffee shop that they just gave him an apron and a name tag. He gets paid in coffee

Halt’s top listened to song is “The Archer” by Taylor Swift

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Ranger’s Apprentice Social Media AU

Season Five

pt One

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Gilan: “It’s really muggy out today.”

Halt: “If I go outside and all our mugs are on the veranda, I’m going to kill you.”

Gilan: *sips coffee from a bowl*

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*During a game of Hangman*  Will: Nope, there’s no Q. You lose.  Maddie: Are you kidding me?! You can still add something!  Will: I already added a belt, four earrings and an extra arm! YOU LOSE!

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alyss: you shouldn't be using a straw.

will: i know, i know, it's bad for the environment.

alyss:

alyss: it's just...

alyss: a really weird way to eat spaghetti.

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pauline, handing halt a letter: duty calls?

halt, skimming through: oh, worse. gil

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Somewhere in a tavern near Macindaw: local boozer: So, you live around here, in Norgate Fief, mandola boy? Will: *laughing and ignoring the word mandola, because he had too much to drink* No! local boozer: *suspiciously squinting his eyes at him* No? Will: *realizes he screwed up; quickly gathers himself and puts on a serious face* I live in the moment.

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Been rereading Ranger’s Apprentice this summer, so here’s Halt and his baby boys

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Will: Halt! Halt! Could you listen to this new song of mine- Halt: *raising his hand, reaching for a mug* See this cup? Will: *leaning closer* ...Yes? Halt: It's my cup of care. Will: *doesn't follow* What? Halt: It's my cup of care - and it's empty. Will: ...You said you forgave me for Greybeard Halt!

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Halt: *sitting alone, wondering aloud* ...What if I gave Deparnieux a high-five? Horace: *?* Halt: ...In the face. ...With a chair...

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Will, meeting Gilan for the first time:

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