#incorrect rangers apprentice
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that-one-enby-ranger · 8 months ago
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Rodney: Will and Horace got into a fight.  Halt: That’s bad.  Halt:  Halt: Did Will win?
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iwanttobepersephone · 2 months ago
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Finally working on the kahoot again
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biggestqiblifan · 11 months ago
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Will: Hey Halt! Where are you going?
Halt: When I die? Hell, probably. Most likely.
*shrugs*
Halt: But right now? A meeting.
Halt: Which is kind of the same thing, but worse.
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ragingadhd · 4 months ago
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Horace: do you ever get so tired you start seeing spiders
Will: me when I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing the hat man
Horace: THE WHO???
Will: oh, this not a safe space suddenly?
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sister-of-the-brotherband · 6 months ago
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Will (about Gilan): You need to react when people cry!
Halt: I did. I rolled my eyes.
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fandom--incorrect--quotes · 5 months ago
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Me every couple of months when I remember I have a blog where people read my dumbass posts (I love you all)
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dnfhascorruptedme · 8 months ago
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Crowley: Halt!! We have a very serious marriage problem
Halt: Bur we aren’t married?
Crowley: Exactly. That problem needs to be fixed NOW.
Halt:…
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furaisuu · 1 year ago
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Will: traps a wasp under a cup
Gilan: appears and sets down 2 more cups
Will: No Gilan…
Gilan: starts to shuffle them
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anarchist-aquarius · 11 months ago
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Crowley: More expresso less depresso :D
Halt: I'm still depressed but now I'm fast
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fa11en-ang3l · 1 year ago
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this was in my drafts but I’ve completely forgotten what I was gonna write for the first part lmfao
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the-corey-lynxx · 2 years ago
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Horace: Which way did Will go?  Halt: Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I'd guess they went left.  Horace: You could really figure it out from that?  Halt: No, you idiot, Will sent me a text. See?
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that-one-enby-ranger · 3 months ago
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Horace: This should be illegal!  Halt: It is.
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iwanttobepersephone · 1 year ago
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(Halt and Crowley cuddling at a campsite)
Halt: Is Abelard eating my hair?
Crowley: Abelard's eating your hair, yes
Halt: (swats Abelards snout away and pulls up his hood)
Abelard: (bites the hood and pulls it down, goes back to eating Halts hair)
Halt: Oh. My. God!
Crowley: Dude at this point I think you should let him
Halt: I am not just letting my horse eat my hair!
Abelard: Cromnch
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biggestqiblifan · 1 year ago
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Ranger To-Do List.
Drink coffee
Evoke fear, mayhem, madness, drink coffee, chores, disturb barons, spook kings, drink coffee, stop and start wars/international crisis, drink coffee
Drink coffee, never sleep, repeat.
I've got it basically correct, right?
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ragingadhd · 2 years ago
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Person: are you a guy or a girl?
Gilan: do you want to ask and find out? Or do you want to kiss and see how you feel afterwards
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biggestqiblifan · 1 year ago
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I FIGURED OUT HOW RANGERS NEVER DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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