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his first instinct was to grab his ex-husband’s boobs

give em a lil squeeze to distract him from killing all those men

thinking about how Erik’s first few human contacts after ten years was; having his neck held by his son, getting punched in the face by his ex, and then getting his tit fondled WHAT

what an interesting day this man is having 😧

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I don't know what to write, but I want to write. Suffering.

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I haven't had a haircut in over a year, and I'm getting one on Thursday. I have no idea what I even want.

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*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

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Charles and Erik are the polar opposite of friends with benefits. they're lovers with consequences

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My fear of a spider crawling around in my bed came true last night and now I'm paranoid

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Wouldn't BC imply that there is a Minecraft Jesus.

got my first less than helpful Google AI search result

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Someone recommend me some books to read. Although I usually read fantasy or mystery or whatever, I don't care about the genre. I'm so bored I would read anything. I need some new fandoms.

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I got the my math exams results? I did it like 8 hours ago? Why is my teacher so fast?

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I need another album like The Rise And Fall Of A Midwest Princess that I can just listen to and vibe when I am doing my school work.

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Honestly, if I found out I have been suffering from brain damage my whole life, I wouldn't be surprised.

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"None of your stories make sense!" Well, if you were me and knew everything I purposely wrote out and thought when making it, maybe you could have understood them. It's a skill issue Have you ever thought of that 🤨

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I have entered peak writer. I described someone as 'morosely munching' on their food. Where is my nobel peace prize and oscar and emmy.

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so glad he acted like our argument never happened because now my sister is in the hospital and idk what is going to happen :/

I hate it when people try to guilt trip me because idk if they are being truthful or not. Like I don't want to apologise for being truthful about my feelings, but you threatening to off yourself because it hurt your's is making it very hard to keep that stance :/

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I hate it when people try to guilt trip me because idk if they are being truthful or not. Like I don't want to apologise for being truthful about my feelings, but you threatening to off yourself because it hurt your's is making it very hard to keep that stance :/

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Just cleared out my freezer and there was six whole chickens from at least two years ago in there.