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i only cultivate so many bad habits (smoking, drinking, etc.) to protect me in the event that organ trading becomes a big part of postapocalyptic society and getting your organs stolen becomes a pressing threat so i can hopefully evade harvesting due to being of very low value. its a whole long con thing. i can stop any time i want.

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weedfeed

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if you ever saw me say some weird shit i was high or confused or scared or i meant it

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i believe in you. you will find drugs. and you will take them

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just got off the phone with hello kitty—yeah it's actually kinda crazy—says she's been really into knives and xanax lately—yeah i know it's pretty wild, right???

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why didnt sisyphus commit suicide. is he stupid

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just died my one thousdanth death and i feel awsome !!!

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my nutritious breakfast of cold pizza and bowl of cereal

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how the fuck do i keep getting so many bug bites i don't even go outside

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ever since i was a little girl i always wanted to be unemployed

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imagining drinking beer through a straw and it feels like that would be a dangerous thing to do. like you sip it and u are instantly transported to a mirror dimension where everything seems almost the same but there is a deep, unseen rot just below the surface and the rot is hungry and you can't escape it, there is no escape from beer straw dimension

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tinnitus is so stupid. what u mean eeeEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeEeeee!!!!!!!!! like girl shut up.