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Elrond: Okay, listen-

Galadriel: No. I'm not listening to someone who was stupid enough to run straight into a wall, not a door or a window, a wall.

Gil-Galad: Give the guy a break, Galadriel. I think he broke his nose.

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maglor and the twins

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Maedhros: I have faith in you two! You've got this!

Maglor, whispering: You know there's a 50% chamce that they die, yeah?

Maedhros: It would be an 80% chance if they knew that.

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Somebody: Lu-

Elrond: STOP CALLING ME LUTHIEN!

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Maedhros: I told Caranthir his ears go red when he lies

Maglor: why?

Maedhros: because I can do this:

Maedhros: hey, Moryo, do you love us?

Caranthir, hands over his ears: no, you suck!

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Elrond: Let's be real. We all made candy cane shivs as children.

Gil-Galad: Who didn't?

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Elrond: Check in.

Maedhros: Bad.

Two hours later

Elrond: Checking in.

Maedhros: Still doing bad.

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Curufin: I'm bored.

Celegorm: What do you say? We kill some evil sons of bitches and raise a little hell?

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Gil-Galad: The sky's the limit.

Elrond: Why do people say that when there's footprints on the moon.

Gil-Galad: I need you to leave. You're not in trouble. That sounds right, but you said it so now I have to think on it.

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Galadriel: Okay. We finished that fight. No loss of life, at least family side.

Celebrimbor: Galadriel~, Elrond's bleeding!

Galadriel: I just sat down! He wasn't bleeding before I sat down, but now he is?!

Celebrimbor: I don't know! Ask him not me!

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elros has a new sword and would like for you all to admire it. elrond would like him to stop swinging it around, please, you’re going to take somebody’s head off!

(bonus pencil sketch of elros:)

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Adar: Sindar don't kill.

Galadriel: Do I look like a Sinda to you?

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Gil-Galad: *Says something rude to Elrond*

The wild life within ten yards: *Freaks out*

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Elrond: Dark lords? More like dork lords!

Sauron: Please stop.

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Manwe: Why would you do this?!

Melkor: *Laughing*

Varda: You are both so dramatic, Melkor, give him back the bird. You know he won't stop crying until you do.

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Elrond: 500.

Celebrimbor: Ooo, That's a steep price.

Elrond: 400.

Celebrimbor: I have like 80.

Elrond: I won't go a penny less than 40.

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Elrond: *Wrestling with Annatar, both in eldritch forms*

Annatar: That was a cheap shot, Peredhel!

Celebrimbor: Oh what the fuck?

Elrond: Do not be afraid.

Celebrimbor: You're not making it easy.