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Elrond: Hey, kid, I'll give you a silver piece if you go heckle Celebrimbor for two hours.

Kid: Deal!

Later

Celebrimbor: Hey, kid, you're a pain. Do you have parents?

Kid: Uh, no?

Celebrimbor: Would you like to?

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Gil-Galad: Sometimes I feel very much like a puppet king.

Elrond: *Doing Gil-Galad's paperwork* What makes you say that?

Gil-Galad: I was just asked what I felt about a new charity I supposedly put the royal seal on.

Elrond: Sign this.

Gil-Galad: This! This is why I feel like a puppet king! I have no idea what I am signing!

Elrond: You could just read them instead of doing what I tell you to.

Gil-Galad:

Elrond: You didn't think of that, did you?

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Elrond: What are your adjectives?

Annatar: Do you mean pronouns?

Elrond: No, I already know your pronouns. What are your adjectives?

Annatar: I don't know. What are yours?

Elrond: Noisy and chaotic.

Annatar: I have never had something go from making no sense to complete sense so fast.

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Gil-Galad: Have you... Slept recently?

Elrond, delirious: Why'd ya ask? Is it the clowns? Can you see them too?

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Elrond: That information is classified.

Gil-Galad: The date of your birthday is classified?

Galadriel: I think he means he doesn't actually know when his birthday is, but doesn't want to say it.

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Gil-Galad: Ugh, this paperwork makes me wish I was dead.

Elrond: I can help with that?

Gil-Galad, immediately suspicious: No, I think I'm good.

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Maglor: Sometimes it bothers me how calm Maitimo is under pressure. It's like I'm the one overreacting!

Maedhros: That's good. Let it out.

Maglor: I'm going to kill you!

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Elrond: So, no one can hear me?

Galadriel: Elrond, they all have selective hearing. They never listen to us.

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Galadriel: Are you on drugs?

Gil-Galad, exasperated: I am not on drugs!

Elrond, gleeful: I am!

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Glorfindel: *Looking disheveled.* We're going shopping because I need some new clothes.

Glorfindel: And maybe a couple of stitches.

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Celebrimbor: Where's Elrond?

Celegorm: WHO'S ELROND?!

Maedhros: Have you checked the library?

Celebrimbor: Yup.

Maglor: The gardens.

Celebrimbor: Double checked.

Celegorm: SOMEONE ANSWER MY QUESTION!

Galadriel: The infirmary?

Celebrimbor: First place I looked.

Celegorm: IS HE OKAY?!

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Finrod: Excited to have your favorite bro back?

Galadriel: You think you're my favorite?

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Annatar: So we made these Rings. They'll help bring the world into order.

Elrond: Awesome! So how's Celebrimbor?

Annatar:

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Elrond: When I die-

Gil-Galad: If

Elrond: No, when.

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Celegorm: Do you ever get the urge to-

Curufin: No.

Celegorm: I didn't finish my sentence!

Curufin: My answer stands.

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Gil-Galad: Can you take them back?

Maglor: Hell no.

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Celebrimbor: Elrond stabbed me.

Galadriel: I'm surprised he waited this long, Celebrimbor. We've all had the urge.