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Elrond: Rizz...

Celeborn: What's that?

Elrond: It's short for charisma, the kids say it.

Celeborn: Thanks.

Cirdan: Is that right?

Elrond: Yeah.

Cirdan: I feel like a stroke victim.

Cirdan: Stuff is going on in this world and they... They just aren't calling me.

Elrond: Nope.

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Elrond: Hey Annatar! Catch!

Annatar: What is this?

Elrond: A pipe bomb.

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Elros: THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!

Maedhros: No!

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Celebrimbor: Do you know where Elrond is?

Elrond, from another room: Say no!

Celebrian: Yes.

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Gil-Galad: The only thing holding me back is self-respect and dignity

Gil-Galad: Thank Iluvatar for Elrond who is unburdened by those anchors.

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Maedhros: Why is he still home?

Maglor: He got suspended for 3 days for fighting a bully.

Maedhros: Did he win?

Elrond: Uh...

Maedhros: This ain't the time to be humble.

Elrond: Yes?

Maglor: He did

Maedhros: Good job, boy.

Maglor: What? No! He got in a fight!

Maedhros: He won, didn't he? And you said it was a bully.

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Elrond: My cult-

Gil-Galad: Is insane?

Galadriel: Is a precursor to all out war?

Celebrimbor: Wants to fight god?

Elrond: ...is being disbanded.

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Elrond: Well this is it I suppose.

Galadriel: If we die I am going to find you in Mandos and kill you again.

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Have a picture of my cat since I can't think of anything else to post rn.

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Celebrian: You cannot guess what your father did this time.

Elladan: Bite Glorfindel?

Elrohir: Tried to tame a dragon?

Arwen: Licked a dead raccoon?

Celebrian: Worse.

Elladan: Oh no.

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Annatar: What is this?

Elrond: It's called being nice, have you not heard of it?

Annatar: No one has ever been nice to me before.

Elrond: Oh.

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Annatar: *Existing*

Elrond: And then I said I'd stab him with his own ribs if he didn't shut up.

Annatar: What is wrong with you?

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Elrond: I have a migraine.

Galadriel: Ibuprofen's in the bathroom cabinet.

Elrond: I'd rather suffer. Wake me up in two days. Peace.

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Eleond: Can someone get me some tea?

Gil-Galad: You already have a drink.

Elrond: Yes, but I want tea not whatever this is...

Gil-Galad: You don't know what you're drinking?

Elrond: Hot chocolate, I think.

Gil-Galad: Are you sure about that?

Elrond: No. The cup had my name on it and was set out on my countertop so...

Gil-Galad: Elrond...

Elrond: I'm now 75% certain that it's only hot chocolate. The other 25% is for poisoned hot chocolate. And you don't poison hot chocolate! It's sacrilege.

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Galadriel: You'd think by now people would get over the fact that Elrond is in fact Elrond, but no.

Elrond: You think I enjoy this, Galadriel? You think I want this? I don't. I hate this just as much as you.

Galadriel: I only hate it because they then see me and remember who I am. If you could keep your problems ten to fifteen feet away from me then that'd be great.

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Galadriel: You'll like Elrond. He does stupid stuff like biting a werewolf too.

Finrod: I'm never living that down, am I?

Elrond: I don't bite werewolves!

Galadriel: Only because you can't find one!

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Elrond: Uh oh

Galadriel: What's 'uh oh?'

Elrond: I just misplaced a gem.

Galadriel: We can get you a new one.

Elrond: It was right there and I looked away and it was gone! I don't know how I misplaced a glowing gem!

Galadriel: I'm sorry, what?!