#this is more funny in german
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Demon!Ghost: Your soul tastes bitter. Soap: Then stop nibbling on it... Demon!Ghost: But I am hungry. And you know what they say: Beggars can't be choosers. (╹ڡ╹ )
#this is more funny in german#in german the saying goes “When in need the devil eats flies.”#this really isn't funny#i don't know i just think about my demon au a lot recently#i think that would be their kind of interactions#call of duty#soapghost#ghost simon riley#soap mctavish#ghost x soap#cod#ghostsoap#cod mw2#incorrect quotes
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When I said Spain were violating child Labour regulations I didn’t think they actually were 😭
#lamine yamal#sure someone’s already shared this but help 💀#just rest him for the game man let him do his homework 😭#euro 2024#spain nt#I’ve actually looked more into this and it is a real law albeit unlikely to be enforced and €30k is a pittance in international football#just funny that if he plays it IS technically against German child Labour laws#but then again so was his debut for Barcelona’s 1st team when he was 15 so ! carries.#<- not to be misconstrued as being a hater I’m being tongue in cheek#wish all the best to him he’s a great young talent etc etc but yeah. Barcelona and Spain’s track record wirh teenage players does irk me#a little. hope we see some global restriction on professional minutes for minors but that’ll never happen 🤷♀️#it all feels great doing stuff young for your age when you’re 16 but then you turn around a few years down the line and realised it was#fucked up and you missed up on so much social development#praga
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Slight TW for discussion of SH (Kurt’s angelic symbols in the movies)
I think the fact that the patterns on Kurt’s skin in the movies being self harm is skimmed over a lot by the fandom? I’ve not read the comics in years so I don’t remember if they’re canon outside of the movie universe.
But speaking in the context of the movie universe, these are scars that Kurt is covered in, it’s one of the first things he says in the movies, that he did them himself, not somebody else. Which is kind of side lined in the movie itself as well.
The next time they’re brought up is at the end of X2, when Storm asks what they are, and when he explains that they’re angelic symbols, and that he has one for every sin.
I dunno I’m just a sucker for Catholic guilt and think people need to talk about this more, I’ll go into more depth another time if people are interested but I just needed to get the idea out there.
#as an ex Catholic Kurt has always been a favourite of mine#I wish people talked about his trauma more#rather than him just being oh ha ha funny German blue man#x men comics#x men movies#x men#kurt wagner#x2#nightcrawler#incorrect klave talks
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We all know who wears the pants in the relationship
@katzenklavierr for the art 😋
#dude for a whole week this teacher has been showing up in increasingly more absurd costumes#Today was snowwhite yesterday was a hotdog#And the day before he was a little German boy shorts and all#Its so funny cause' he's like a middle aged white man#ITS NOT EVEN SPIRIT WEEK EITHER 😭😭😭#red vs blue#rvb#rooster teeth#rvb church#edit#rvb tex#chex#rvb chex#rvb beta#rvb alpha#halo#edits
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funny ways to say “in the middle of nowhere”
Collected funny ones under this post + contributions to this one (my selection). Most involve ass(holes), have god/the devil, (nonsense) names of villages…
🇩🇪German: in the ass of the world/ the pasture- am Arsch der Welt/der Weide; where Fox and Hare bid each other good night - Wo sich Fuchs und Hase Gute Nacht sagen (old-fashioned), where the dead dog lays - Da liegt der tote Hund, in Buxtehude/ (Kuh)kaff, in der Pampa, in Timbuktu
🇮🇹Italian: in assland - in culonia/culandia, in the wolves’ ass - in culo ai lupi, in the ass of the word - in culo al mondo; 🇫🇷 French in the asshole of the world - dans le trou du cul du monde
🇨🇿Czech: Where foxes bid good night to one another - Kde si lišky dávají dobrou noc
🇩🇰Danish: where the crows turn around - Hvor kragerne vender on Lars diarrheas field/on the field of Lars Shitpants - På lars tyndskids mark
🇳🇴Norwegian: far damn from violence - langt pokker i vold, “huttaheiti” (gibberish)
🇸🇪Swedish: out (there) in the spinach - ute i spenaten,“tjotaheiti” (see above, maybe originally from Tahiti)
🇪🇸in Spain: in the fifth hell/pine tree - En el quinto infierno/pino, where Christ lost the sandal/hat/lighter - Donde Cristo perdió la alpargata/gorra/mechero;
🇲🇽 Mexico: Where the devil farts - Donde el diablo se echa un pedo, and sometimes someone answers: “Y nadie lo escucha” And no one hears
🇹🇼in Taiwan: where birds don't lay eggs and dogs don't shit - 鳥不生蛋狗不拉屎的地方
🇵🇱Polish - where crows turn around - Gdzie wrony zawracają, where dogs bark from their ass - gdzie psy dupami szczekają 🐶; Where the devil says goodnight - Gdzie diabeł mówi dobranoc, where (black) pepper grows - gdzie pieprz rośnie, (mostly in the context of running as far away as possible or chasing someone away)
🇦🇺Australia: woop woop or "in the middle of woop woop' 🇳🇿 NZ: wop wops
🇻🇳Vietnamese: holy forests, poisonous waters - rừng thiêng nước độc / where mountain passes are windy/cloudy and winds swirl in vortexes - đèo heo hút gió or đèo mây hút gió (rarely used)
🇨🇦🇫🇷 Québéc: Saint clin clin des meuhs meuhs (actual village name…)
🇸🇦 Arabic (Saudi dialect): in the castle of wadren في مقلاع وادرين (an old castle in the middle of desert)
🇮🇱 in Israel: Israel: at the end of the world, take a turn left - סוף העולם שמאלה
🇫🇮Finnish: behind God’s back - jumalan selän takana, in the devil’s ass - helvetin perseessä;
🇬🇷 Greek: at the devil’s horn - Στου διαόλου το κέρατο;
🇧🇬 Bulgarian: on the ass of geography - На гъза на географията
🇮🇸 Icelandic Out in an asshole - úti í rassgati;
🇧🇷 in Brazil: in cock’s house - na casa do caralho;
🇦🇷 in Argentina: in the pussy of the parrot- en la concha de la lora 🦜;
🇪🇪 Estonian: in the bear's ass - karuperses 🐻
🇺🇸 USA: bumfuck Egypt
🇧🇪 in Belgium (Dutch): in a farmer’s asscrack - in een boerengat
🇺🇦 Ukrainian: in the devil's swamps в чорта на кулічках, where the crow won't carry bones куди ворон кісток не заносить
#langblr#language blog#idioms#funny idioms#foreign languages#language facts#my selection#my fav is the german one <33333#polyglot#have had this in the drafts for more than a year i guess#mine#my lists
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German has two levels of formality mostly expressed by pronouns and verbs. The textbook I teach German with exclusively uses formal language to refer to the students. However, I'm in my mid 20s and most of my students are just a few years younger than me. As the teacher I then had the right to "offer" informal language to them and luckily they were okay with that.
#ah yes the intricate rituals of German pronouns#I wish more media would point out how funny we are about that#macks musings#German stuff#langblr#German#TAposting
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meta knight is the character ever. he got to wish for literally anything he wanted and he wished to fight against the strongest warrior in the galaxy, he has zero communication skills, he didn't like how everyone lazes around all day so he decided to overthrow the government and failed, his ship has his face plastered on the front for no reason, he decided to go down with said ship, he has a strict moral code but is willing to throw hands with an 8 year with no hesitation, he keeps getting his ass kicked by said 8 year old, he has a sweet tooth and feels the need to hide it even though literally everyone around him loves sweets. he's punched jk rowling in the face
#kirby#meta knight#ramblings#kirby right back at ya#hoshi no kaabii#im procrastinating on studying for my german exam tomorrow ✌#he feels like he wanted to be in any game other than kirby and has since learned that in the end he got attached to#the weird little planet and its weird little inhabitants#edit: this post gained a lot more attention than i thought it would so i feel the need to clarify;#meta knight punched jk rowling in an episode of the kirby anime#but it was her evil clone. i just thought it would be funny to reference#bc ive been bingewatching KRBAY and then saw an edit that makes it look like there's just one jk rowling#so the episode is pro-hp (but to be fair it was 2002) sorry :')#but we can dream
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the way that diff languages sound r so fascinating they're all different and all so vivid
#russian is like the surface of a feather like it's light but not exactly “soft” but still very delicate#german is . cute ? i think it's adorable . it has a lot of momentum it makes u wanna talk fast and talk a lot#like it's squishy . sleek surface w a soft inside#thai is like song . it's like interprative dance or maybe a trust-fall . everything follows from the previous thing#it feels like a little fairy flying up and letting itself fall and flying up again and so on (for fun). its so beautiful but also playful#mandarin chinese is like . idk why but it gives me the same vibe the concept of Observation does . like to read and to see and absorb#and then to translate that into smth else . like . imagine a poet people watching or an artist preparing a canvas w practiced hands. thats#the vibe. soft and elegant and musical but like...in a way that feels lived-in. arabic feels wise ? like music or poetry u read#and feel nothing about then years later u stumble on and it applies to everything in ur life. that kind of vibe. like it knows more than u#and itll make sure ur heart and soul grows as big as its lexicon . polish is like snowflakes falling . it has the feeling of complexity and#elegance but it's also so so light and slippery and...maybe not elusive but the feeling of losing a dance partner in a waltz ? like fun and#light but also an underlying elegance and somberness still . turkish is like the feeling when u get a text from ur crush#and your heart tightens and you cant tell if it's really painful or really amazing . it feels like unrequited love . or a caress#or making out with someone when you know its the last time you'll see them. its beautiful in a yearning longing way#korean is like joking around w ur friends and you've stayed up until like almost 5 AM and youre so delirious that everything is funny#and ur speaking kind of lightly and openly and everything you say holds a lot of weight and doesnt matter at all. you laugh at everything#and youre practically talking in inside jokes and watching the sunrise together . one of them hits u on the shoulder lovingly. ur by a fire#yoruba feels like the metatheory of the matatheory . abstraction until it circles back to intuition or maybe#it feels like plotting the route of a comet or maybe like the soft warm whirr of statistics. trying to verbalise beauty somehow#when you know the best thing you can show it is by telling everyone just look!! look at the sky just look!#anyway yh i think i could do this for every language ever tbh
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Dark in "Das Geheimnis der Zahnfee"
#jcu#er ist so funny#kostüm auch mega slay#he should go to therapy tho#colouring is mad inconsistent#so i'll probably post the next one on friday cuz tmrw i ain't got time#also i don't have any more sets in my drafts#julien bam#mann im mond#songs aus der bohne#youtube germany#german#german stuff#gif#gifset#wächter
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Given that the creative team of TLOVM hired linguists to construct a realistic Marquesian language model, I've been wondering how they'll handle languages in TM9 with a main character like Caleb
#i think it'd be funny if the only word german and zemnian shared was 'nein' but it meant two different things (eg “no” vs “tax evader”)#even funnier if “nein” in the adaptation means “five” and the joke becomes even more convoluted#critical role#cr shitpost#the mighty nein#the mighty nein animated#tlovm#tlovm s3#tlovm spoilers#caleb widogast
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ROTZBACKE! HAKENZAHN! OI! OI! OI!
#I know some people will disagree with me here and that is totally okay :#I grew up watching httyd and I absolutely prefer the german version over the og (which doesn't happen often)#I think it is so undeniably better in my opinion because it 1) is what I am used to#and 2) because I'm a northern german and the way they talk seems so close to home its just nice-#um's auf gut deutsch zu sagen: die hamburgern so schön /lh#of course in my family we mostly speak like that for emphasis or whatever but I JUST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I LOVE IT SO MUCH#I can speak along with the movie in its entirety in german I just-only piece of media that had more of an impact on my life than Undertale#I will say I am sadly not a third movie enjoyer. I'm sorry I just didn't like it very much but I respect the people who do#I also have only watched it once while I've watched rtte like... idk 3 times?#also finally getting to the drawing- I LOVE SNOTLOUT AND HOOKFANG SO MUCCH#also Rotzbacke's Synchronsprecher is just so damn funny-#oh btw Planzin and Tectco watched me go through the five stages of grief when I realized the reason why angel dust sounded so familiar#in the german dub was because the voice actor is the same guy who voice acts fishlegs in german#pitske’s art#pitskederdoenerhaendler#so much shit going down guys I need to draw the entire dragon rider crew#httyd fanart#httyd#snotlout#snotlout jorgenson#hookfang#how to train your dragon
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i really prefer “berti” to “gil” as a nickname for gilbert because it’s just so much dorkier and that’s what he deserves
#i think it’s also a more typically german diminuitive? don’t quote me tho#either way it’s cute and silly and the contrast is funny#gilbert: very stoic and serious with a deadly glare in his scary red eyes#francois: berti-cher viens ici ksksksks#hws prussia#mine#text
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I saw the lack of Rock in skirts reblog and
maybe you should 👁️
you got it🫡 💕
by popular demand: rock wearing a rock
in the jp version he says he mentions he intends his hypothetical book about fashion and stuff for a gyaru audience
and i personally suspect rock also plans to model for every single photo in the book himself since he’s, you know, the ideal man and all
#thank you youhavetofarmatleast for the german lesson. i am in your debt#der rock = the skirt. and it’s a masculine noun#thank you also tomato for the inspiration that caused this to exist to begin with#by pointing out that rock meets all the requirements for a gyaruo#he would have subscription to egg magazine. i think#rock tumbling (sos)#my art#fanart#sos awl#bokumono#hm rock#rock (awl)#featuring cute outfits i saw on pinterest#also some slutcore y2k bimbo elements because rock is kind of all over the place#rock dies of hypothermia trying to be the most fuckable man in the one horse hick town#this is also inspired by my favorite scene in anwl where rock thinks about what it means to be a real man#followed by the most bimbo housewife utterance of all time#need to unpack my wii so i can get screenshots of that scene (it’s a chapter 5 event…)#story of seasons#felt cute might do more later idk idk. my man has one outfit and that is extremely funny but he would also want to be put in every outfit#asks#thank u for causing me to stop being a coward and post it#asks … my one weakness …#gyaruo#gyaru
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Plot twist: "love-hungry poet" Friedrich Dorn doesn't fall in love with Emma but with Felix.
#they're not going to do that but it would be so funny#like can you imagine him waxing poetic about Felix and constantly asking Emma to tell Felix he loves him and repeat his poems to him?#if she's anything like Alison it will drive her just as mad as Thomas's advances did Alison#please don't take this too seriously lol#I'm just having thoughts about the German ghosties and it's fun to speculate#(send an ask if you want to hear more)#German Ghosts#WDR Ghosts
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the contrast between lance/seb’s and sebchal’s social media pr videos always gets me because charles is constantly looking at sebastian like he’s the second coming of christ, meanwhile lance has the biggest “peacefully minding my own business” aura i’ve ever seen
#this isn’t to say that one is more real or genuine or better than the other just that i find it funny#how it illuminates how#frankly abnormal charles was (and still is) about seb#like contrary to whatever we write in rpfland i dont find charles particularly passive or demure at all#except for how in those years he was always deferring to seb and letting seb take the lead#like when they were doing the german video and charles just repeated what seb told him word for word no hesitation?#ofc he is a good child who respects his elders but he really let seb get away with a lot#sometimes people say out of pocket things to him and he gets that dead fish look in his eyes even tho he’s v polite about it#but#he would let seb poke fun at him with the biggest smile the silliest giggles#🐝🆑#this is an expansion of what i posted a month ago about charles’ dignity’s disappearing act but it still holds#anyth w my emoji sebchal tag is not meant to be taken seriously and are just my silly little musings
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Real quick, is "I like being around you" a cool and casual thing to say or not ?
#german guy is bullying me into saying something nice to him#he said that i was very funny and that he liked talking to me so i dont wanna say anything to him thats any more...MORE than that#im not trying to let my crush show but i still wanna be nice lol#wait he said two nice things... so am i an asshole only saying one back#or am i just slaying at doing this casual thing
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