#incorrect victorious quotes
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victoriously-wicked · 11 months ago
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Tori: *slides into the seat next to Jade*
Jade (sulking) : I’m not in the mood for a pep talk, Tori.
Tori: You’re mistaking me for Cat. . . besides, you don’t need a pep talk. You need a drinking buddy.
Tori: Shots?
Jade: . . .
Jade: Sure, why not?
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queentaylortot · 1 year ago
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Tori: Sometimes Jade likes to talk in her sleep
Jade, *sleepily*: Fight me, bitch. I'll stab you with scissors
Tori, lovingly: You get em, babe
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samuraiedgedchance · 10 months ago
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Tori: You want to kiss me so bad, it's embarrassing Jade: More like kill you
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victoriously-regal · 1 year ago
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Emma: Okay. . . I just woke up, and found this sitting on my chest.
Emma: *holds up a lizard*
Snow: Ew! A dead lizard?
Emma: It’s dead now. . .
Emma: *licks her lips*
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violenceworksusually · 2 years ago
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Wednesday (to Weems):
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spacewarriorsam · 7 months ago
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Robbie: (tries to give Jade a hug) Jade: (to Robbie) Hold it, nerd boy. I've had enough hugging Robbie-style
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incorrectquotesmcu · 4 months ago
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Carol: You’re not sweating.
Y/N: Uh huh.
Carol: How can you not be sweating?
Y/N: I don’t sweat.
Carol: Everybody sweats.
Natasha: Not Y/N. Y/N never sweats.
Carol: What do you mean “Y/N never sweats”?
Y/N: Sweating is gross so I don’t do it.
Carol: Does it worry you that you never sweat?
Y/N: No.
Carol: But what if one day all your sweat just builds up inside and you explode?
Y/N, deadpan: I would love that.
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curiouslymyown · 1 month ago
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Pandora: my names Panda
Regulus: oh like the animal
Pandora: what’s that supposed to mean???!!
Regulus: nothing I- I love pandas
Pandora: me too! They’re so cute and silly!
Pandora:
Pandora: *leaves*
Regulus: ????
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incorrectbatfam · 10 months ago
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Tim: What’s the plan? We just hide in here forever?
Dick: Not forever. Just until Damian is calm.
Jason: So forever.
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shyjusticewarrior · 4 months ago
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Red Hood Incorrect Quotes Pt 17
Jason: I can't girlboss without my fucking coffee!!
Jason: Google, stop showing me sex ads! I know there are desperate sluts in the area; I have a mirror!
Tim: She can be critical.
Jason: That’s okay. I take criticism really well.
Tim: No, you don’t.
Jason: What’s that supposed to mean?!
Tim: Just that you don’t take criticism very well!
Jason: Why don’t you just kick me in the face?!
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mamaspidershit · 4 months ago
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Peter: You’re not sweating. Natasha: Uh huh. Peter: How can you not be sweating? Natasha: I don’t sweat. Peter: Everybody sweats. Clint: Not Natasha. Natasha never sweats. Peter: What do you mean “Natasha never sweats”? Natasha: Sweating is gross so I don’t do it. Peter: Does it worry you that you never sweat? Natasha: No. Peter: But what if one day all your sweat just builds up inside and you explode? Natasha, deadpan: I would love that.
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victoriously-wicked · 2 years ago
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Cat, Tori, and Jade making s’mores at 3am…
TORI: *grabs graham crackers from the cupboard* JADE: *looks around* JADE: Wait, where’s Cat? CAT: *runs into the kitchen* CAT: Who thinks I can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?! TORI: I… TORI: *sighs* TORI: You're a hazard to society. JADE: *dumps the entire bag out infront of Cat* JADE: Yeah, and a coward. DO TWENTY!
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daddiesdrarryy · 9 months ago
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Harry: I would like to have a boyfriend I can talk to without it turning into a screaming match, Draco!
Draco: Yeah, well, I’d like a boyfriend who other girls don’t stare at all the time!
Harry: How is it my fault girls stare at me?
Draco: You could look worse if you wanted to!
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natasharswifey · 3 months ago
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Natasha: A girl doesn't dye her hair that colour unless she has serious psychological problems
Wanda: My hair colour has nothing to do with my psychological problems!
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westofvega · 6 months ago
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I got bored and Victorious was on my mind so I made some Twitter posts. God I wish there was a slap.com app so these would be better. 90% of these are from real conversations with me and my friends.
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marksandrec · 1 year ago
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2609
Imogen: "Joke's on you; I'm into that shit." (Dialogue from Victorious.)
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