#incorrect the 100

[freikdreinaslaw]

Monty: Good night.

Bellamy: Sleep tight.

Murphy : Don't let the bedbugs crawl up to your ear and whisper threatening things that make you question yourself.

Monty : Great, now Bellamy's crying.

[emlemocs]

New pfp lol

[theshortangrylesbian]

Clarke, at Lexa’s funeral: I need a moment with her. 

Everyone else at the funeral: Of course. *leaves* 

Clarke, leaning over Lexa’s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead. 

Lexa, sitting up in the coffin: Yeah, no shit. 

How the scene should’ve gone 💀

[rosie321go]

Jason walking into the kitchen, whistling and looking suspiciously happy: Another day, another slay

*later that day

Dick: have you seen the news? Apparently someone killed the Joker

Tim:

Tim: Oh, he was serious?

[thephantomsdream]

Price: It has 5 bedrooms, three bathrooms, full basement with laundry room, but it has room for making a couple more bedrooms and a bathroom.

Price: Was thinking of using this bedroom as a guest bedroom for now.

Price: The other bigger ones for the kids someday.

Price: An open kitchen, very big, a little bare for now.

Price: This is my office.

Price: This would be your space. You can do anything you want with it.

Price: A reading room, a gaming room, art room...

Y/N: What?

Price: In the back there's a greenhouse and a big garden. Do you like gardening or just having flowers around?

Price: I can arrange someone to come every so often to take care of the yard.

Y/N: Wait...

Price: Let me walk you through it, you'll love it.

Price: I can build a gazebo riiiight there. What do you think?

Y/N: John, enough.

Price: (tilts head confused)

Y/N: This is literally our first date.

Price: (shaking his head) None of that.

Price: What's your ring size?

[ehliena]

Tim: My stomach's been feeling off lately.

Dick: Maybe you're pregnant.

Bruce: Don't be ridiculous. Clark has never impregnated a male, there's no chance Conner could.

Tim: Clark didn't have TTK either, but look at Kon.

Dick: *chokes*

Bruce: ...HN.

[renirae]

based on this textpost by @orangeyjuicy !!

[fanaticalthings]

[Jason and Steph hanging out at Jay's apartment]

Jason: So you and Tim are like, done, right?

Steph: Oh yeah, it's definitely over. It was pretty mutual, too.

Jason: Oh, thank God. I didn't wanna say it, but it was a bit annoying whenever I invited you over, and you dragged Tim with you.

Steph: yeahhh sorry about that

Jason: It's just nice spending quality time without the rest of the bats butting in. I already have enough to deal with whenever I visit the manor.

Steph: Well, you don't have to worry about that anymore. I'm gonna be 100% batboy/Robin-free from now on!

---

Steph showing up to Jason's apartment 1 month later with Cass in tow: So here's the thing-

[jamesontheoutside]

James: *kinda sorta panicking* Have you seen my hoodie? The dark red one with the black starts and the zipper?

Sirius: Nah I haven’t seen it, sorry mate.

Remus: Me neither.

James: It’s my favorite one.

Regulus: *walks in* What are you looking for?

James: My fa- *notices Regulus with his hoodie on*

James *short circuiting* : Nothing- nothing at all. N-nice hoodie.

Regulus *smirking*: I know.

[isthei]

sokka: it’s pride month, zuko. you know what that means

zuko: huh

zuko: what

sokka: [walks away]

zuko: do you want us to learn like

zuko: gender bending?

zuko: what?

[thirdlotusprince3]

Katara: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

Zuko: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital

Katara: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you.

Zuko: but I heard a siren.

Katara: That was Sokka screaming.

[theshortangrylesbian]

Clarke, holding a fork: You know you're talking a lot of shit for someone who has 2 perfectly good eyeballs each cost about $16,000 on the blackmarket. 

Titus: .... 

Clarke: *lip smack*

[denissepalacios21]

Happy 5 years of episode 100 where Kara tried to change the reality so she could save her relationship with Lena and be the one to tell her she's supergirl 💙❤️

[demonic0angel]

Things that happened at Thanksgiving today, but I make it DPxDC

Damian: … Richard? What are you doing?

Dick: *standing on the lawn and staring into the distance* I’ve been watching Danny try and struggle to park for the past fifteen minutes.

Damian: Oh. *also stops to watch* Have you seen Danielle and Jasmine come in?

Dick: Tbh, no. I’ve been watching Danny this entire time. And oh— oh! He stopped. Ooh, he turned around. He’s leaving. Damn, he gave up entirely and decided to park on the grass. Oh, he ran over Alfred’s bushes.

Damian:

Dick:

Damian: He won’t make it past the gates without Alfred sniping him.

Dick: Damn, you’re right.

————

Damian: *after Jason did something* what do you think you’re doing, Todd?

Jason: Lol, your mom

Damian: Actually, my mom only used you for her own goals. In fact, your mom abandoned you. Twice.

Jason:

Dick: Now, Damian, that’s not—

Damian: People who have had their mothers die in front of them should not speak.

Dick:

Damian: *pointing at Tim* And you! You may have had two parents at one point, but they definitely don’t consider you as their child! That’s why you had to stay with your neighbors so long! You’re an inconvenience!

Tim:

Stephanie: Hey now—

Damian: I don’t even want to hear you. Does your mother know you go out and fight crime? Does she even care?

Stephanie:

Damian: *looking at Cass* You too, Cassandra! But mommy issues wouldn’t be the least of your problems with your daddy issues as well!

Cass:

Damian: *turning around to Danny* And I didn’t forget about you, Fenton! No wonder you fit right in, your abandonment issues, raging teenage angst, and appearance makes you just at home, doesn’t it?!

Danny:

Tim: …. What about Jazz?

Jazz: *who’s been silent the entire time*

Damian:

Jazz:

Everybody else:

Damian: No, she’s a guest here. Why would I do that?

————

Dani: Pfft— Tim, Tim, can I— *can’t breathe from laughing too hard* can I touch your hair? It just looks so soft! *still laughing*

Tim: …?

Jazz and Danny: *also laughing their guts out*

Dani: *tries to reach for Tim but she keeps laughing and can’t focus on asking him* Your hair looks so soft— keheheh! C-Can I touch it??

Dani: *eventually swipes her finger under Tim’s nose and falls off of her chair from cackling so loud*

Tim: …..

Jason: *also bursting out in laughter* YOUR FACE!! BWAHAHAHAH

*Dani then proceeded to do this four more separate times with other people*

————

Dick: You know how Harley is back together with the Joker?

Dan: Yeah?

Dick: He cheated on Harley again.

Danny: *whirling around, flabbergasted* HUH?!

————

Dick: *carrying several bottles* Alright! Time for alcohol!

Jazz: Uhhh, Dick? Damian is right there—

Dick: He’s getting drunk tonight too!!

Everyone: ????

Damian: Yes! Alcoholism! *takes a plastic cup and takes a big gulp*

Dan: *looking at the bottle* This says sparkling apple cider?

Dick: Shhhh, just watch the show.

————

*dramatic screaming from other room*

Bruce: ….? What’s that?

Dick: Is that Jason? He sounds like he’s in pain

Bruce: *standing up* is he okay? Does he need help? Should I go and help him?! What’s happening—

Tim: Jason is playing ping pong with Dan and Danny. And losing really badly while Jazz is watching.

Bruce:

Dick:

Tim:

Bruce: oh.

[incorrect-seafam-quotes]

Triton: Against his better judgement, father has claimed you as a child of the sea.

Percy, scowling: What's that suppose to mean?

Triton: As your older brother, it falls upon me to teach you our ways. One day, hopefully many years from now, you might fall in love with someone and want to get married.

Percy, starting to swim away: ... we really don't to have this talk now, or ever-

Triton, grabbing Percy's arm: Atlantean men make their own jewelry for their spouses. It's my duty to teach you how.

Percy: Oh, jewelry making! That sounds fun, actually. Much better than what I initially thought you were going to say, haha. When can we get started?

Triton: ... What did you think I was going to say?

Percy, dragging Triton to the nearest forge: Absolutely nothing you need to know. Come on! I want to make a trident ring to match my camp half blood bead.

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

Nightwing: We're all going to die.

Young Justice team: *starts panicking*

Nightwing: We all die someday.

Young Justice team: *calms down*

Nightwing: But it's probably gonna be when that army of bad guys over there attack us.