#incorrect the 100

[emlemocs]

New pfp lol

[freikdreinaslaw]

Monty: Good night.

Bellamy: Sleep tight.

Murphy : Don't let the bedbugs crawl up to your ear and whisper threatening things that make you question yourself.

Monty : Great, now Bellamy's crying.

[theshortangrylesbian]

Clarke, at Lexa’s funeral: I need a moment with her. 

Everyone else at the funeral: Of course. *leaves* 

Clarke, leaning over Lexa’s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead. 

Lexa, sitting up in the coffin: Yeah, no shit. 

How the scene should’ve gone 💀

[ehliena]

Tim: My stomach's been feeling off lately.

Dick: Maybe you're pregnant.

Bruce: Don't be ridiculous. Clark has never impregnated a male, there's no chance Conner could.

Tim: Clark didn't have TTK either, but look at Kon.

Dick: *chokes*

Bruce: ...HN.

[fanaticalthings]

[Jason and Steph hanging out at Jay's apartment]

Jason: So you and Tim are like, done, right?

Steph: Oh yeah, it's definitely over. It was pretty mutual, too.

Jason: Oh, thank God. I didn't wanna say it, but it was a bit annoying whenever I invited you over, and you dragged Tim with you.

Steph: yeahhh sorry about that

Jason: It's just nice spending quality time without the rest of the bats butting in. I already have enough to deal with whenever I visit the manor.

Steph: Well, you don't have to worry about that anymore. I'm gonna be 100% batboy/Robin-free from now on!

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Steph showing up to Jason's apartment 1 month later with Cass in tow: So here's the thing-

[adh-james-version]

James: *kinda sorta panicking* Have you seen my hoodie? The dark red one with the black starts and the zipper?

Sirius: Nah I haven’t seen it, sorry mate.

Remus: Me neither.

James: It’s my favorite one.

Regulus: *walks in* What are you looking for?

James: My fa- *notices Regulus with his hoodie on*

James *short circuiting* : Nothing- nothing at all. N-nice hoodie.

Regulus *smirking*: I know.

[isthei]

sokka: it’s pride month, zuko. you know what that means

zuko: huh

zuko: what

sokka: [walks away]

zuko: do you want us to learn like

zuko: gender bending?

zuko: what?

[thirdlotusprince3]

Katara: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

Zuko: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital

Katara: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you.

Zuko: but I heard a siren.

Katara: That was Sokka screaming.

[through-a-blackhole]

Natsu: (snuggling Lucy) you are the absolutely best thing that could have ever happened to me, you are my star, the light of my darkest days

Lucy: (half-asleep at 3 in the morning) what the fuck i thought i locked the door

Natsu: yes but the window was open

[canigohomenoow]

batfam on twitter

[incorrect-seafam-quotes]

Poseidon: The sea does not like to be restrained.

Percy: Ok.

Percy: *fights Ares's godly son, wins and scares him*

Percy: *fights Hades in his own domain, destroys his army and sends Hades fleeing*

Percy: *calls the Olympians out on their bullshit and forces them into an oath on the styx*

Percy: *falls into Tartarus and strangles Akhkys with her own poison*

Poseidon, cheering from the sidelines: I love him so much!! That's my favorite son!!

Poseidon, looking at Athena & Zeus: And if you even think of touching a hair on his head I'll show you who he gets those powers and fighting skills from.

[theshortangrylesbian]

Clarke, holding a fork: You know you're talking a lot of shit for someone who has 2 perfectly good eyeballs each cost about $16,000 on the blackmarket. 

Titus: .... 

Clarke: *lip smack*

[greghatecrimes]

Recently I've been feeling a lot of Kutner love

[emolionsrawr]

hen: right okay buck, it's your first pride parade today and i just wanna make sure you have everything, water?

buck: check!

hen: snacks?

buck: check!

hen: pride flag painted on face?

buck: *looks in the mirror* check!

hen: sun spray?

buck: check! i also have plasters, just in case

hen: okay you're good! bobby! you ready too?

bobby: *wearing a dad hugs shirt* yep!

buck: *tears up* i love your shirt

bobby: *hugs buck* thanks bud, right we should go! we're meeting tommy there right?

buck: yeah! we're meeting athena there too, let's go!

hen: you kinda need to let bobby go for us to leave buck

buck: *blushes* oh right oops okay, let's go! *runs to the jeep*

bobby: do you think we should tell him athena's wearing a free mum hugs shirt too?

hen: don't you dare

bobby: copy that

[every-moment-a-different-sound]

Incorrect quotes pt.2

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