#incorrect seafam quotes

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Amphitrite: Percy, why is the throne room full of hundreds of my hermit crabs-

Poseidon, pulling Amphitrite into a hidden corner: Shhh! Watch.

Tyson: Alright crabbies, I know you're wondering why we brought all of you here-

Percy, pulling out a whiteboard: And its to teach you guys how to find good shells! I know finding traditional shells is really hard and there's a lot of plastic in the ocean right now, but not all of it is strong enough.

Tyson: Where gonna teach you guys how to tell if your new potential shells are good enough!

Amphitrite: ... my hermit crabs are wearing plastic shells?

Poseidon: Shhh nevermind that, look at how cute they are! Tyson and Percy even drew diagrams!

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poseidon: I am proud of you. I couldn't have asked for a better child.

percy, looking up: Wait what?

zeus, pissed: poseidon you're suppose to be discouraging this!

poseidon: go in peace child. you're not in trouble. completely coincidentally, and not at all as a reward for that wonderful display, i have decided to pay for all your college fees-

percy: what

zeus, furious: POSEIDON!

percy: *in olympus after accidentally creating a natural disaster and causing mass destruction*

zeus, glaring at poseidon: well? don’t you have something to say to your dear son, brother?

poseidon: er, right. look perseus, what you did was reckless, destructive, and incredibly melodramatic.

percy: *looks down*

poseidon: however, it was also wrong.

[dezyj1205]

Child Percy's Atlantis Adventure Pt. 2

Triton: And then he said he'd help me find Ariel! Amphitrite, staring at the tiny demigod: That was... kind of him. Percy, staring at Amphitrite: ... Poseidon: Ah, yes. Percy seems to really like his older br- Percy, walks up to Amphitrite and stares: ... Amphitrite: Yes? Percy: You're pretty! Can I grow my hair out like yours? And will you do the braids for me?!? Amphitrite, smiling slowly: He's mine. Poseidon: My love, he is... Amphitrite, staring Poseidon down: You do not want your brothers to know about him. Triton would never take him on. He. Is. Mine. Poseidon: ...yes dear

[aroaceleovaldez]

I finally got @incorrect-seafam-quotes and @pjohoo-reclists wrangled and resumed posting, if you want to add them to the fandom infrastructure list? Incorrect seafam quotes is pretty self-explanatory. For the rec list blog, I reblog existing rec lists, make a few of my own and take requests for certain themes and characters.

Added to the list! Thank you! :D

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I truly do need to remind her next time to clean off the blood before she trecks it all over the palace- *suffering*

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Poseidon, seeing Percy lying face down on his sofa: ... Percy? Are you okay?

Percy: No! The lionfish are an invasive species - they're eating out all the native fish and destroying the ecosystem. But they don't have any predators so their population just keeps growing and growing and I don't know what to do! I can't just kill them or kick them out - it's not their fault some shitty human aquarium owner tossed them into the ocean.

Poseidon: Percy, managing the sea life isn't your job. You don't have to-

Percy: You don't have a god to deal with this! No one else cares - the rest of you are busy rebuilding Atlantis. If I don't deal with this no-one else will!

Poseidon:

Poseidon, pulling out his 165 step plan to get Percy to accept godhood or ascend: Do you want to be the god of managing lionfish-

Percy: NO!

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Amphitrite: Who took all of my spare pearls from my jewelry box?

Percy: We did!

Tyson: We made you a necklase!

Amphitrite, staring at the necklace that's as all at Atlantis: That's... very nice, boys. Thanks you.

Tyson: We weren't sure how tall you are in your trueform so we figure the longer the better!

Percy: And if it was too long you could just loop it a couple times? I think we got carried away though...

Amphitrite: Nonsense. It's beautiful! I love it.

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Poseidon: *watches baby Percy run in and out of the waves on Monhawk, and manipulates the waves into chasing him up the beach*

Amphitrite: What are you doing?

Poseidon: Nothing.

Amphitrite, unimpressed: Uh huh. And I suppose that tiny child on the beach playing with your waves is no-one.

Poseidon, nervously: Haha that would be right!

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Percy: Dad?

Percy: Dad?

Percy: Dad!

Percy:

Percy: *travels to Olympus and sits on Poseidon's throne* DAD!

Poseidon: *throughly shaken after getting startled and nearly accidentally smiting his baby*

Poseidon: Percy, you cannot sit on my throne. Please. What if I hadn't looked before sending a smiting force? You nearly gave me a heart attack. You must never do this again.

Percy:

Poseidon: What do you want, child?

Percy: Hug?

Poseidon, teleports to Olympus and picks Percy up off his throne: Hug it is.

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Percy: “Ladies and gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly, I’m falling asleep already. “Cowards” on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, to the point, and dramatic.

Poseidon: Percy. My dearest and favourite child. You cannot address the council of the gods as cowards.

Percy: But-

Poseidon: Even if they are cowards. Yes, I know. We should've done better in the last two wars. You still cannot do it, because then Zeus will try to smite you. I will stop him. We will fight and likely start world war 3. You might get caught in the crossfire and end up dead.

Percy: But-

Poseidon: Tyson, Sally, Paul and Estelle will all likely get caught in the crossfire.

Percy:

Percy: Fine. I'll use a different introduction.

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Oceanus: I have your son.

Kymopoleia: What? I don't have a son...

Oceanus: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face?

Kymopoleia: Oh my god that's Percy!

Oceanus: Yes. If you want him back in one piece-

Kymopoleia: HA! You think you have Percy? Jokes on you: he has you. My little brother has kicked godly ass far more powerful than you. Tell him to hurry up, mom's making lasagna for dinner and if he's late Triton and I WILL eat his share.

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Tyson: I made new armor for Percy!

Percy: That’s so cool, buddy. Thanks!

Tyson: It'll save your life someday.

Percy: I don't doubt it.

Poseidon: Did you make anything for me?

Tyson: I got you a shiny rock!

Poseidon, tearing up: I'll treasure it forever, my child.

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Poseidon, slamming his trident on the table: We need to have a serious conversation about discipline in this family.

Amphitrite: Ha, that's rich coming from you, husband.

Percy, triggered with childhood trauma: I don't know what I did wrong, but I'm sorry. I'll try to fix it.

Tyson, also triggered with childhood trauma: Please don't kick me out, I really don't want to be homeless again.

Triton: I'm literally doing your job for you, running your city and doing diplomatic relations to get Olympus to help repair your kingdom. What more do you want?!

Poseidon: Wha- no! None of you four have done a single thing wrong in your lives. You're perfect. I'm talking about the rest of you.

Polyphemus, in the midst of eating satyrs:

Antaeus, in the midst of sacrificing Poseidon's weaker children:

Kymopoleia, in the midst of destroying a section of Atlantis:

Kymopoleia: Time to run?

Polyphemus and Antaeus: Agreed.

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Triton: Against his better judgement, father has claimed you as a child of the sea.

Percy, scowling: What's that suppose to mean?

Triton: As your older brother, it falls upon me to teach you our ways. One day, hopefully many years from now, you might fall in love with someone and want to get married.

Percy, starting to swim away: ... we really don't to have this talk now, or ever-

Triton, grabbing Percy's arm: Atlantean men make their own jewelry for their spouses. It's my duty to teach you how.

Percy: Oh, jewelry making! That sounds fun, actually. Much better than what I initially thought you were going to say, haha. When can we get started?

Triton: ... What did you think I was going to say?

Percy, dragging Triton to the nearest forge: Absolutely nothing you need to know. Come on! I want to make a trident ring to match my camp half blood bead.

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Triton: What the hell was that?

Percy: *starts swimming towards the disturbance* Only one way to find out!

Triton: Wait a minute! You don’t go TOWARDS the suspicious shockwaves! What if it's Oceanus? We should get father-

Percy: Yes I do, Triton. I've been on 6 quests and ton more battles, wars and missions. I always do. You get dad. I'm going to go investigate.

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Triton: Sometimes I like to call people by the wrong name to show them I don’t care about them.

Percy, deadpan: Really.

Triton: Thank you, Peter Johnson.

Percy: Alright then, discount Hermes.

Triton:

Triton: This was a bad idea.