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"Would anyone want to read --" Listen, imma stop you right there. Yes. YES, someone would want to read that. You write that weird little fucked up story. Or that domestic little slice of life story. That drabble or that 300k monster.
I promise someone wants to read it.
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Obviously it's canon that Percy was Nico's gay awakening but it's my personal headcanon that Percy was also Will's awakening because the bike scene. Like. Do I need to explain further.
Imagine being grabbed by Percy onto a bike and holding him for dear life as he speeds you through New York, like there's no way it didn't make him start questioning things about himself.
I'd also like to think this is something he hasn't told Nico and is really awkward when he tries to dodge the question.
#percy jackson#pjo#will solace#nico di angelo#solangelo#he's stronger than me tbh cause if that had been me in his place I'd have fainted#<- prev tags
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not me looking at my divorce au perpollo, holding this quote up for them to see in big bold letters (especially chapter 4)
I love soulmates but also this-
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done healing my inner child. next up is my inner teen. her highness demands a sword.
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the rage i feel when people are in the kitchen at the same time as me isn't normal
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Late night drives are so therapeutic
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no thoughts, just shantipriya!deepika as sally jackson
#percy jackson#perpollo#apollo#female percy jackson#ao3#ao3 fanfic#the archer and the knight#sally jackson#deepika padukone#shah rukh khan#om shanti om
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Rhea and Apollo had known each other since childhood. They'd seen the ups and downs, the worst of the worst of each other. It can't get any worse than holding Apollo's hair as he vomits in the toilet after drinking that cursed concoction of vodka, red bull, tomato soup and who knows what else to impress Daphne Weatherspoon or taking Rhea to the Emergency Medical at 3 A.M. because she accidentally stabbed herself in the foot while cutting fruit. OR: when they were teenagers, rhea and apollo made a pact that they'd marry each other by 28 if they were still single. except, they're now 28, still single, and leo is very serious in his duties as a witness to the agreement. OR: shah rukh khan said love is friendship, and i took that seriously.
#percy jackson#perpollo#apollo#female percy jackson#ao3#ao3 fanfic#the archer and the knight#shah rukh khan
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you can't convince me that the jacksons never posed like this at least once in their life.
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it's always 'i love you' and never 'will you come watch ddlj at maratha theater with me?'
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don't you just hate it when your college is debating on cancelling christmas break
#the fyjc saga#tbf we got holidays before it but#WHY#the fear of losing that 1 week of freedom lives rent free in my head
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okay fuck it im speaking my truth
jason's handwriting is completely illegible, no curves, he's missing a whole ass 4 letters so he can't even spell his name right (he spells it "IASON C-RACE), and the only reason his signature works is because it's so unusual no one can copy it. the closest anyone has gotten is leo, who was running off of 2 hours of sleep, diet coke, and sheer fucking force of will at the time.
jason "what's a zero?" grace (those were invented after the roman empire). jason except he has no clue what g, j, u, or w are. jason except he's really smart in select subjects and quite literally the dumbest man alive in others. he only uses roman numerals for a while and eventually switches to the regular 10 digit thing after enough time with piper and leo.
he can't read english. he simply cant. he knows caesar cipher and morse code and latin but he can't read english. he speaks with a thick latin accent and it gets worse when he's upset. we were robbed of jason actually using proper latin. he should have been cursing in his mother tongue. give this bastard an accent im begging you rick he should have one.
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Somehow, some way, a human managed to acquire both a pomegranate from the underworld and fruit from the realm of the Fae, then made a smoothie out of them. Now, Hades and the Fae are in a fierce argument regarding who the human belongs to.
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Daemon returning from the Stepstones victorious but it’s Bollywood
call me Karan Johar already!!
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ye joke tha?
Tyre puncher karne mein mujhe bada maza aata hai
Continue the dialogue
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— chemistry so good that a whole generation believed they're married.
#the day i found out they were married to other people#was the day i began questioning the world#desiblr#shah rukh khan#kajol#srk kajol
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https://www.tumblr.com/athenaareia/768997041976246272/hello-i-know-this-is-a-long-shot-but-i-am-a
weepingwerewolfdestiny / Salim Alfaat / Masudi Salim (formerly deliciouslightpenguin, generalladypeaces, and krispywhispersvoid) was a documented scammer profiting off of the genocide. they are not diabetic and they are not palestinian. they have used countless other names to run this scam
https://www.tumblr.com/mangocheesecakes/751109520094281728/chiefarcadedreammer-giftedheartgiver
https://www.tumblr.com/kyra45/764499875474898944/samples-of-actual-palestine-scam-blog-posts-show
https://www.tumblr.com/kyra45/763154773143928832/hello-i-know-this-is-a-long-shot-but-i-am-a
https://www.tumblr.com/slenbee/764695642520092672/current-scammers-101724
here is an archive of their blog when they called themself Diana and their paypal account was under the name Diana Achieng: https://archive.ph/ec0rA
here is an archive of their pinned post under the username deliciouslightpenguin when they called themself Dalinda: https://archive.ph/JaUyL
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here they called themself Mercy Caleb and their paypal account was under the name Raphael Caleb: https://archive.ph/eeKsZ
and here is an archive of their previous blog generalladypeaces where they call themself Alfaat and the paypal linked is under the name Abdullah Alfaat Abuq: https://archive.ph/Xlgpe
would you mind deleting their scam from your blog, or clearly labeling it as a scam so it doesn't spread to others? in the future, please remember you can use the tumblr search box to search the username/paypal account name/text used by people asking for money to check if they’ve been verified or proven to be a scammer
yes, thank you for bringing to my attention.
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