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i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

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i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

[athenaareia]

i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

[athenaareia]

i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

[athenaareia]

i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

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athenide? athenide.

THE ATELIER by Jimmy Choo The Rêve SS 2025 【The Vernal’s Murmur】

[athenaareia]

i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

[athenaareia]

i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

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"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

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Incorrect #24: Runaway Bride

Note: Inspired by @anotheroceanid 's Athenide AU and loosely based on the "You're Too Good For Me" Tiktok. https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSryb5F7b/

[Scene: In a garden in Olympus, decorated for an over-the-top wedding. Perseleia is running in full bridal regalia, kicking off her heels. Apollo, radiant and panicked, is chasing after her, laurel crown crooked.]

PERSELEIA (shouting over her shoulder): I can’t marry you! You’re too good for me! You’re too nice!

APOLLO: I—I’ll be less nice! I’ll be smug again! I’ll make more sun puns!

PERSELEIA: Your gifts are too specific! You gave me a wolf when I was sad!

APOLLO: I’ll just get you a gift card! For ambrosia! Or blue milk! Whatever mortals drink!

PERSELEIA: You’re emotionally supportive!

APOLLO: We can work on that! In divine couples therapy! Hera has a side gig!

PERSELEIA: It’s the domains! You have too many domains!

APOLLO: I’ll quit! I’ll give up sun-chariot duty!

PERSELEIA (spinning, wild-eyed): I can’t do it, Apollo. I can’t!

APOLLO: My mom likes you too much! She called you her favorite!

PERSELEIA: No—you’re—you’re too in love with me!

APOLLO (gasping): So are you!

PERSELEIA: You’re too committed!

APOLLO (desperate): We could be poly!

PERSELEIA (dead stop): What?!

APOLLO: I mean—you could be Polly! Polly is a great name! For a bird! Or a plan!

PERSELEIA (running, glaring, breathing hard): Godsdammit, are you not running after me right now?

APOLLO (jogging after her): I am! This is me! Running! For love!

[Pan to Artemis, facepalming in the background while Hermes and Arsinoe place bets.]

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ABDBBABA YES YES YES YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!!!! 100% ACCURATE

he needs enrichment

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my adhd ass when someone says something and expects me to be able to comprehend it the first time

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rhea jackson and apollo

he needs enrichment

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crackfic chapter three!!!

luke: having a calm day rhea, travis, connor, annabeth: and i took that personally. . lee: exists luke: ohmygods you're so pretty look at those eyes that face that- ethan: FOCUS . rhea: feral silena, peppering her with kisses: this is my baby sister. if you make her sad, i will kill you.

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writing is hard but coming up with a cunty title and catchy summary will slay even god's strongest soldier

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our tastes match so well

Hiiii! We know with whom you ship Percy, but are you perchance a Pipabeth shipper? 🥹🤞

Yup, I am.

💕