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Boober Fraggle is a great hear me out, if you want the full experience there’s a Poppy & Pout x Fraggle Rock lip balm collab and the boober one is delicious lol

God I would but lip balm wigs me the fuck out sensory wise.

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People need to get weirder with their hear me outs. Was half paying attention to a conversation earlier at dinner making fun of people who had things like K.K Slider and Moby from BrainPOP and fucking Scar from The Lion King. One of their hear me outs was FLYNN RIDER. Are you kidding me. You would not want to be friends with me anymore if you knew I was attracted to the color red and the Space Odyssey monolith

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I was nowhere near soup today. The soup incident board shall remain unchanged.

You're not a real mutual to me unless you know about all my soup incidents.

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I SUDDENLY HAVE AN URGE TO JUST,,, SPILL ALL MY SECRETS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT INTO THE DEEP ALL ENCOMPASSING VOID THAT IS TUMBLR.

I ONCE BURNT SOUP LIKE.. TO A CRISP.

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CAN'T A MAN REMINISCE ON HIS SOUP EVENTS.

You're not a real mutual to me unless you know about all my soup incidents.

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ok 1 more devaluated post for today

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People need to get weirder with their hear me outs. Was half paying attention to a conversation earlier at dinner making fun of people who had things like K.K Slider and Moby from BrainPOP and fucking Scar from The Lion King. One of their hear me outs was FLYNN RIDER. Are you kidding me. You would not want to be friends with me anymore if you knew I was attracted to the color red and the Space Odyssey monolith

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hal buys a taser and uses it on dirk whenever possible and whenever he’s least expecting it

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respondirk … KIsses are too hard. please accept more nearly there doods. >B’)

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what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.

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I wanna pet a hyena so bad but that would not end well for anyone.

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Reminder to people upon gaining power it took Hitler only 57 days to dismantle German democracy and declare himself dictator and start purging the "undesirables"

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You're not a real mutual to me unless you know about all my soup incidents.

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.do you have any scars on your hands/fingers?

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jakehal is so interesting to me, especially from a one-sided perspective. you love this boy. but how could he ever love you when youre just an inferior, alternate version of the Real you. the one who gets to grow up and have a body, the one he Actually wants. if you were in his position, you'd be overjoyed to finally confess your feelings - how could he squander his opportunity? how could he be so ungrateful? so you make sure they end up together. you're him and he's you, so it's almost like if the boy loved You back. it's the closest you think you can ever get to being with him, after all.