#incorrect muppet quotes

[helloladder]

Digit: Passed my autopsy with flying colors! There was so much inside me.

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2622

Wyll is truly the only sane person in this party. (Dialogue from The Muppets.)

[that-bitch-kat3]

marauders as shit my friends have said:

remus: i don’t think i’ve seen muppets most wanted

james: i’m sorry to have to do this but im gonna HAVE to block you

remus: for that?!?

james:

james: yeah.

[ladymiraclewings]

Angel Dust: Husk is annoying me. Vaggie: He isn't even looking at you. Angel Dust: That's what's annoying me.

[unicornblossom13]

Megatron: Soundwave, Shockwave, why are you wearing each other’s clothes?

[Soundwave is about to explain, but is cut off by Shockwave]

Shockwave: If it happens outside of work, we don’t owe him an explanation.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Tony: I think honesty’s always the best policy.

Steve: You believe that?

Tony: No, I was lying.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Mikey, panicking: Leo! We got a big problem with Raph! He's- Leo: Mikey, relax. We've talked about overreacting to things. Donnie: It's a Code Red. Leo, panicking: CODE RED! OH MY GOD!! CODE RED!!

[incorrectbatfam]

Clark: You kidnapped Bruce Wayne? That's illegal!

Barry: But Supes, what's more illegal: briefly inconveniencing Bruce Wayne or destroying the Justice League?

Clark: Kidnapping Bruce Wayne, Flash!

Hal: Superman, listen. Whatever I may think of you right now, these guys are counting on you to inspire them.

Clark: What, to kidnap people?

Oliver: To work together.

Clark: To kidnap people?!

Arthur: Mr. Super, we all agreed a celebrity is not a people.

[terry-perry]

Y/N (Alastor's ex): When Alastor and I were a couple, I found him unpredictable, and spontaneous, and quirky. You know, it's kind of sexy. But if you take dating out of the equation, he's just a lunatic.

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

reading the X-Wing books again

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Wally: *laying wide awake at night*

Barnaby: *calling from his house* HELLO? HELLO?

Rowlf: *calling from a distance* HELLO?

Barnaby: ARE YOU A DOG?

Rowlf: YES!

Barnaby: I AM ALSO A DOG!

Rowlf: YEAH!

Barnaby: ALRIGHT! YEAH, WE'RE DOGS!

Rowlf: WE'RE DOGS THAT LIVE NEAR EACHOTHER!

Wally: ...

Sweep: *calling even further away* HEY, ARE YOU GUYS DOGS?

Barnaby: YEAH!

Rowlf: WE'RE TOTALLY DOGS!

Barnaby: YEAH, BOTH OF US!

Sweep: WOO!

Wally: ...

[the-patchwork-girl-of-oz]

Fiyero: you kidnapped the Wizard of Oz?! That’s illegal!!

Elphaba: but Yero, what’s MORE illegal? BREIFLY inconveniencing the Wizard of Oz, or DESTROYING THE CHARMED CIRCLE?!

Fiyero: kidnapping the wizard, Elphie!

Glinda: Fiyero, listen! Whatever I may think of you right now, these people are counting on you! You inspire them!

Fiyero: to kidnap people?!

Glinda: to work together!!

Fiyero: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!

Boq: Mr Fiyero, I thought we agreed. A politician is not a “people”.☝️

[george-the-pumpkin]

Lucy: There are two things in this life I hate: heights, and jumping from them.

Lockwood: Too late now. Come on, I'll catch you.

[starlightshadowsworld]

Dazai: Woah go easy there Kunikida you know those cases aren’t going anywhere.

Kunikida, without looking up: I’ll go easy when life does.

Dazai: Oh it’s that kind of day is it? I’ll go grab the coffee.

[starlight-lesbians]

....um yeah

[incorrect-star-allies]

Kirby: You kidnapped Dedede?! That’s illegal!

Magolor: But Kirby, what’s more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Dedede, or giving up on our hopes and dreams?

Kirby: Kidnapping Dedede, Magolor!

Bandana Dee: Kirby, listen. However I feel about this, these guys are counting on you to inspire them!

Kirby: What, to kidnap people?

Bandana Dee: To work together!

Kirby: To kidnap people?!

Daroach: Kirby, we’ve all agreed that Dedede is not a people.