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Magolor: Astrology is fun because I can pretend that all of my behaviors are just a result of being a Gemini and not symptoms of mental illness.

Francisca: Being a Gemini is a mental illness. That’s not hate it’s just a fact.

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Marx: I’m a multitasker!

Marx: I can disappoint fifteen people at once.

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Bandana Dee: Why are you talking to yourself?

Zan Partizanne: It’s called a soliloquy, bitch.

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Susie: I am in charge of this disaster!

Marx: I have a name, you know.

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Kirby: Strawberry milk doesn’t taste like strawberry OR milk.

Meta Knight: Go the fuck to sleep Kirby.

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*In a group chat*

Magolor: Time sensitive question how flirt boy?

Daroach: Throw rocks at he.

Gooey: Hot Dogs.

Marx: Kill him.

Magolor: Thanks guys.

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It is Waddle Wednesday, my dudes.

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Merry Chrysler!

Whether you celebrate Christmas or not, I hope you all have a wonderful December 24th ^_^

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Meta Knight: Damn, the power went out.

Marx: Don’t worry, I got this.

Marx: *stomps foot*

Meta Knight: What-?

Marx: *Sketchers light up*

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Taranza: Here comes the lightning!

Taranza, whispering: You've got to imagine it coming out my fingertips, wherein I am an almighty wizard.

Susie: Ok, currently imagining that. Hmm, not bad. Not bad at all.

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Dark Meta Knight: Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle, and explode into bats to get out of all social situations.

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Dedede: I’m bisexual and confused.

Dedede: Not at the fact that I’m a bisexual, I just never know what the fuck is going on.

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Marx: Look at the buns on that guy!

Dedede: *lying on the floor, covered in hamburger buns*

Meta Knight: This is the comedy police! The joke's too funny!

Marx: I'm not going back to jail!

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Magolor, to Taranza: I'll be under the mistletoe when you start feeling desperate!

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Magolor: Hi, I'm Marx's emergency contact.

Counter Waddle Dee: You're here to pick them up?

Magolor: I'm here to remove myself as their emergency contact.

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Meta Knight: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

Kirby: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

Dedede: A realist sees a freight train.

Bandana Dee: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

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Susie: Well please don’t let Gooey do anything stupid...

Daroach: Stupid by my standards or yours?

Susie:

Susie: Stupid by my father’s standards.

Daroach: Smart. Gooey will live longer.