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*Climax of Forgotten Land, as Planet Popstar is about to crash upon the New World*

Elfilin: What are we supposed to do?!

Fecto Elfilis: If I were you? I’d try and make peace with whatever deity, pantheon, or Divine Other you believe in.

Bandana Dee: I’m an atheist.

Fecto Elfilis: Then just get ready to die I guess.

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Flamberge: CHARACTER. FLAWS. ARE. FUCKING. IMPORTANT.

Marx: Me when someone tells me to stop eating mayo packets like they’re gogurt tubes.

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*Return to Dream Land, second phase of Magolor’s boss fight*

Magolor, on the inside: Just did a bad thing~

Magolor: I regret the thing I did~

Magolor: And you’re wondering what it is~

Magolor: Tell you what I did~

Magolor: I did a bad thing~

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Taranza: All the sudden I got a random burst of energy, and I think it's my body's last hurrah before it completely shuts down.

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Kirby: I have a plan.

Bandana Dee: You got a plan?

Kirby: I have... part of a plan.

Bandana Dee: What percentage of a plan?

Kirby: 12%.

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Adeleine: Why am I not a banana?

Susie: Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know you share 50-60% of your DNA with a banana.

Adeleine: Thanks.

Ribbon: Are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than other people.

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Kirby: You don't mind the company, do you?

Dedede: Does it matter if I mind? If I say no you'll just come anyway.

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Meta Knight: Ah, kid, good. I need one minute of your time.

Elfilin: I'll give you two because you scare me.

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It is Waddle Wednesday, my dudes.

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Dark Meta Knight: Seriously, all you do is bitch.

Taranza: I happen to bitch the perfect amount for someone in my situation.

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Susie: That's a nice arguement, Flamberge. Why don't you back it up with a source?

Flamberge: My source is that I made it the fuck up!

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Daroach: Two truths and a lie, Dark starts!

Dark Meta Knight: I’ve killed a man, I will kill again, and it burns when I pee.

Adeleine, visibly nervous: I don’t- I don’t like this game.

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Dedede, to the Waddle Dees: everyone knows his father’s a lunatic.

*Meta Knight is dancing wildly*

Dedede: Woooh slow down Meta.

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Susie: I’ve caught this stupid disease because of Zan.

Magolor: For the last time, Susie, feelings are not an illness.

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Flamberge: You ever just see your sister minding her own business unbothered and you’re just like “I’ma hit this motherfucker”?

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Bandana Dee: Told Kirby I couldn’t find the hot cocoa powder to which he responded “maybe someone took it and hid it behind my bed” which is a suspiciously specific theory.

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Susie: Ah, ready for another fantastic day of being better than Marx.