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Francisca: Awww, why don't you like cats, Hyness? They're just snuggly buddies! They have toe beans! They make a little blep! What's not to love??

Hyness: I don't know, Francisca I just prefer to be conscious instead of dead on the floor.

Francisca:

Hyness: I'm ALLERGIC.

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Gooey: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

Meta Knight: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.

Dedede: Three of us saw it, Meta. How do you explain that?

Meta Knight: *points at Kirby Sleep deprivation. *points at Bandana Dee* Paranoia. *points at Dedede* Delusional personality disorder.

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Meta Knight: How much did you spend on this date?

Dedede: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.

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Meta Knight: Who the fuck broke the toaster?

Javelin Knight: It was Vul.

Trident Knight: It was Vul.

Axe Knight: Vul broke it.

Captain Vul:

Captain Vul: ...yOU PROMISED-

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Hyness: What starts with F and ends with Uck?

Francisca: No it doesn’t.

Zan Partizanne: Firetruck!

Flamberge: FUCK!

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Meta Knight: Okay, looking good. Okay, ciders mulling, turkey’s turking, yams are yamming... What?

Magolor: I don’t know. It’s just not the same without Marx in the kitchen.

Meta Knight: All right, that’s it. Just get out of my way and stop annoying me.

Magolor: That’s closer.

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*Final boss of Kirby’s Dream Land*

Dedede: You know what the problem is? You’re adorable, so no one ever told you to shut your pie-hole.

Kirby: You think I’m adorable?

Dedede: SHUT YOUR PIE-HOLE!

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Dedede: Happy birthday Meta Knight! I'm your gift!

Meta Knight, whispering to Captain Vul: Did you get the receipt, or do I have to keep him?

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*Planet Robobot, during the HWC’s invasion*

Dedede: Win this one for Dream Land!

Waddle Dees: FOR DREAM LAND!

Susie: Win this one because I told you to!

Haltworkers: BECAUSE YOU TOLD US TO!

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*Magolor, Taranza, and Susie are sitting on a bench*

Dedede: Why do you all look so sad?

Taranza: Sit down and we’ll tell you.

Dedede: *sits down*

Magolor: The bench is freshly painted.

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Bandana Dee: I need a boost!

Kirby: You’re a wonderful person and people say nice things about you!

Bandana Dee: Vertically, Kirby!

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Dedede: Whoa, Meta Knight, what’s up with that angry face?

Meta Knight: Magolor won’t stop talking about how “Ancient Egyptians were furries”.

Magolor: But they were! Just looks at all their gods-

Meta Knight: Oh my Nova, SHUT UP!

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It is Waddle Wednesday, my dudes.

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Magolor: Friendship is like peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling it brings.

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Clawroline: I just heard Leongar call one of the Awoofies a “fucking liar” because they barked like someone was at the door and no one was there.

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Flamberge: Hey, Susie you're smart, tell me what would happen if I chugged 3 gallons of chloroform.

Susie: Have you ever been to a mortuary?

Flamberge: Yea, my grandma lives there.

Susie: That is the worst response to that question.

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Adeleine: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of make up if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.

Dark Meta Knight: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes.

Daroach: Self care is stealing someone’s birthday cake just to eat the frosting.

Dark Meta Knight: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.