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Magolor: They made Taranza cry!

Susie: Taranza always cries!

Taranza: That's not true! *cries*

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*Pre-Return to Dream Land, Magolor planning to steal the Master Crown*

Magolor: Is this a good idea?

Magolor: Probably not.

Magolor: Do I care?

Magolor: No.

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Gooey: I wouldn’t put it in those words exactly.

Kirby: Why not?

Gooey: Because I don't know what they mean.

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*the Star Allies are having a strategy meeting*

Zan Partizanne: That sounds like a terrible plan.

Bandana Dee: Oh, we've had worse.

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Susie: Do I sound smart, or am I smart?

Daroach: You sound unbearable, to be perfectly honest.

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Meta Knight: I am the most responsible member of the Star Allies.

Bandana Dee: ...You just set the kitchen on fire.

Meta Knight: Yes, and I take full responsibility for that.

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Taranza: Come to think of it... You’ve always been nice to me.

Taranza: I mean, you listen to all my problems-

Susie: No, Taranza, I simply stand here while you talk, there’s a big difference.

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Ribbon: How do you want your coffee?

Dark Meta Knight: Black, like my soul.

Ribbon:

Ribbon: Dark, your soul is a latte.

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Meta Knight referring to Magolor: How did he even get like this? We got rid of all the catnip.

Marx: Olive.

Meta Knight: What do you mean olive!?

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Is something going on with submission quotes? It looks like some of the last few don't have the same Chat style formatting as the rest of the blog. And some are missing character tags, too. Did something change or break maybe, or it is intentional?

It’s nothing major, don’t worry. It’s just that the editor isn’t cooperating ^^; I am hoping it will go back to normal eventually!

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Meta Knight: *looks at Kirby*

Meta Knight: Baby boy. Baby.

Meta Knight: *looks at Void Termina*

Meta Knight: Evil.

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Bandana Dee: What do you want for breakfast?

Marx: I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.

Bandana Dee:

Magolor: They want eggs.

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Taranza: I have a question.

Magolor: Shoot.

Taranza: Is the S or C in scent silent?

Susie: Fuck you, I’m going to be thinking about this all day.

Magolor: Okay well, cent is pronounced the same way as scent so I’m gonna say the S is silent.

Susie: Okay, but sent is also spelled the same way.

Magolor: Google says that the C was added in the late seventeenth century, so I guess the S is silent.

Marx: Plot twist, both the S and the C are silent and the E actually makes the sss sound.

Susie: Marx is not allowed to talk anymore.

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Daroach: Why the long face, kiddo?

Adeleine: Hm? Oh, it’s nothing. Just… I got into an argument with a friend earlier. J-Just a little one, nothing major. Guess I’m still feeling a little annoyed about it, is all.

Ribbon: Aw, I’m sorry, Addie. Anything we can do to help?

Daroach: Want me to steal somethin’ for ya? That always makes me feel better.

Dark Meta Knight: I could kill them for you. Would that help?

Adeleine: Um… no?? Please don’t do either of those things, thank you??

Daroach & DMK: Aww.

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Zan Partizanne: Impossible burger? Please.

Zan Partizanne: Through Void, all things are possible.

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Flamberge: Yeah, a partner sounds nice, but a supreme enemy you can make out with in secret sometimes sounds a lot more hardcore.

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Gooey: Why be bored when you can be taped to a ceiling?