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Taranza: You gave me up, you let me down, you turned around, and deserted me.

Sectonia: But did I make you cry?

Taranza: *cries on the spot*

Sectonia: ...Shit.

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*Forgotten Land*

Elfilin: Hey Kirby, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this.

Ranger Kirby, pulling out a gun: Yeah?

Elfilin: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, Kirby!

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Zan Partizanne: Are pigeons drones?

Susie: What? No, I'm trying to sleep.

Zan Partizanne: Think about it. How come you've never seen a baby pigeon? And why do you never actually see a pigeon nest? Because they're DRONES!

Susie: *Crying* Please let me sleep...

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Dark Meta Knight: When life gives you lemons, what do you do?

Shadow Kirby: Make lemonade!

Dark Meta Knight: No, throw them back up in the sky and make life deal with its own shit.

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Meta Knight: Well, I'm very sorry to hear about your father.

Susie: Mmm, we aren't really that close.

Meta Knight: Oh, good.

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Captain Vul: Why is Meta Knight making me do the dishes again? You haven’t washed them in a week, Sailor Dee!

Sailor Dee: It’s because I’m Meta Knight’s favorite.

Captain Vul: I hate you.

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Kirby: Marx isn’t the problem this time.

Meta Knight: When are you gonna get it? Marx is ALWAYS the problem.

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*Post-Revenge of Meta Knight*

Dedede: I intend to stay pissed at you forever.

Dedede: Even if I seem helpful.

Meta Knight: Then you're in luck.

Meta Knight: Because you don't.

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Magolor: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.

Susie: *cracks knuckles* Manslaughter it is!

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Zan Partizanne: Flamberge likes to win. When she was 8, a little Club Scout friend of hers bragged they could sell the most cookies.

Zan Partizanne: Damned if Flamberge didn't walk the neighborhood till she got blisters on her feet, and won by 10 boxes.

Zan Partizanne: Best part is, Flamberge wasn't even a Club Scout.

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Magolor: *Texts a selfie to the group chat* Hey besties!!

Marx: *Texts a selfie clearly parodying Magolor's* hey besties !!1!

Magolor: I literally hate you so much.

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Marx: Anybody got any crayons so I can color in my Ph. D.?

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*Star Allies*

Magolor: Maybe the real monster was the friends we both literally and figuratively murdered along the way.

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Bandana Dee, about a fight between Kirby and Meta Knight: It scares me how many swords were involved.

Dedede: There... weren’t any swords involved though?

Bandana Dee: That’s what scares me.

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Kirby: Guys, Magolor is missing.

Meta Knight: Good.

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Bandana Dee: Try not to roll your eyes at me.

Susie: I don't have pupils.

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Dark Meta Knight: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!

Adeleine: You left me, Ribbon, and Daroach in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.

Dark Meta Knight: I did that on purpose, try again.