#harry potter dialogues

[velvetcloxds]

another I'M LOST for barista!sirius hitting on reader pls

Sirius hadn't gotten through a line that quickly ever, he was sure of it, but he saw you as soon as you came into the little cafe that James had dared him to get a job at, how were either of them to know that Sirius actually quite liked making coffee and he certainly liked all the cute girls that came in to see him.

"Hi," you already dreaded the interaction even just a word in, you'd opted for a little script to face the hot barista behind the counter but hell the second you looked at him it poofed right out of your head.

"Hi," he was cruel to smile at you like that, very sincere considering, very welcoming, you sure it shouldn't make you want to run right out of the door instead of talking to him. "You want your usual, love?" you weren't aware you had a usual and if you had you'd never expect him to take note of it.

"My usual?" your cheeks were blazing, honestly you'd rival the coffee maker with the heat you were feeling.

"You don't?" he threw the washcloth over his shoulder, arms straight and biceps positively insulting as he leaned onto the counter. "That's odd, I could swear you have," he pretended to ponder that and smirked as he looked down at you. "Say, what's your name again?"

"Y/n?" how you'd managed to recover from that look was something you awarded to sheer anxiety as the line filled up behind you.

"Now I'm sure you have a usual," he winked, cruel and unusual punishment first thing in the morning to be fair, and continued to make the exact thing you had scripted yourself to order. He made sure to hide the way he wrote his name instead of your own, his digits right under it. "Your usual," he presented and you couldn't fight a smile as you read the cup.

"You're the one who keeps writing your number on my cups?"

"Sure am, and I'll keep doing it until it sticks," he shrugged, shushing the person behind you with a wave and a roll of his eyes as he leaned a little closer. "Be sure to stop by tomorrow if you need me to try that again, love, but right now you're holding up my line," the way he said it made your anxiety do a double take, not nearly as bothered as you should be, so you read over the cup one more time instead.

"Thank you, Sirius," he was sure the smile you gave him was sweeter than any of the drinks on the menus behind him, and it certainly could give him toothache as he matched it with a smile of his own. You turned to leave but just before you could you turned back to him, removing the sleeve of the cup that had the number on and placed it right in front of him. "See you tomorrow," he laughed lightly, it was quite frankly the most attractive thing you've ever heard.

"See you tomorrow."

[bellatrixscurls]

remus lupin has a fucking tongue piercing, idc.

but of course, being so shy, he doesn’t tell you. instead, you find out the first time he begs to eat you out.

you are desperate as it is, clawing at his big arms as they settle on your stomach, rubbing soothing circles there. he lowers his head, pressing a sweet kiss to your clit first, causing you to buck up your hips. “fuck you, rem...” you whine, but he finds it funny, adorable.

he chuckles in a way that makes you want to smash your lips into his, but he beats you to it as his tongue darts out, licking a stripe up your cunt that sends a shiver up your spine. but wait.

“r-remmy!” you whimper, feeling something cold against your hot aching cunt. “tongue... o-out” he looks up at you in surprise, but obeys nonetheless, his tongue lulling out, presenting it to you.

and then you see it. a tongue piercing. remus lupin and a tongue piercing. the same remus lupin who struggled to ask you out for the first time a few months back. you couldn’t believe your eyes.

he looks at you expectantly, half waiting for you to run away from him for merlin knows what reason, because everyone knows that remus is the biggest overthinker.

but instead, your fingers press into the nape of his neck, forcing him back against you. “you drive me crazy, remus lupin.”

and he grins. he grins like a fucking maniac.

[greencatalystcomet]

cant believe jkr created a prison that forces you to relive all of your worst memories, put a fairly major character in that prison for twelve years without a trial, and then just... didnt make it a commentary on the justice system OR the prison system. just like "lol thats a quirky thing that happened just for plot reasons, no bearing on reality tho"

[mourningliliesmorningglories]

Barty: what in the fucknuckles is this?

Regulus: (holding hands with James) he's my boyfriend, you intolerant shit.

Barty: (staring at James) whoa, pump the hate brakes fox and friends! i'm just surprised anyone would date you, especially pinkie pie from my little pony…

[ziggystqrdust]

drarry as swan and mercy from the warriors (1979)

horcrux hunt ff + that trope w the stray that just decides they’re part of the group now (they wanna be inaugurated)

[ultravioletbrit]

“numb” - Jegulus microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - 532 words

Part 5/5 (part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4)

“Speak.” Sirius is standing in front of Regulus with his arms crossed.

“I’m not a dog, Sirius.” Regulus says, rubbing his ear that’s gone numb after Sirius used it to drag him across the room.

“I’m sorry, Your Majesty, please regale us with your ever heroic tale.” Sirius says overdramatically.

“Not much to say.” Regulus shrugs. “I left home, transferred schools and I start here next week.” Sirius just stares at Regulus for a moment.

“That’s it? You left? Just like that?” Sirius asks after a minute.

“Well, I left a note.” Regulus says casually.

“And you thought the best way to tell me this was to accost my best mate?”   

“That part was an accident.” Regulus tells him.

“Happy, right? Happy accident?” James speaks up.

“James, twenty minutes ago you thought he was a crazy person.” Sirius points out.

“I still kind of do. But he’s gorgeous and what’s life without a little risk?” James winks at Regulus.

“You need to sort out your priorities.” Sirius shakes his head at James.

“Plus, he’s related to you, he can’t be that insane.” James continues.  

“That is very flawed reasoning.” Regulus tells James. “Besides, you chose to be friends with him, I should be the one judging your sanity.”

“Don’t worry James, I chose to be your friend too. You’re just as sane as I am.” Sirius pats James on the shoulder.

“That’s a scary thought.” James and Regulus say at the same time and turn to look at each other. James smiles at Regulus and Regulus bites to inside of his cheek to keep himself from smiling back. This only makes James’ smile grow wider.  

“What’s going on here?” Sirius asks, looking back and forth between them. James and Regulus continue to stare at each other for several moments before James clears his throat.

“Sirius… could you… err…” James says and nods his head towards the other room.

“What?” Sirius asks.

“Just…” James nods more firmly.

“What?” Sirius puts his hands on his hips.

“Sirius, just for like two minutes, could you go. in. there.” James nods his head on each of the last words.

“Nice one, James.” Regulus says sarcastically. “Very smooth.”

Sirius glares at James but eventually relents and stomps into James’ bedroom.

“Fine! I’ll be in your bedroom, making no noise and pretending I’m not there.” Sirius slams James’ bedroom door and proceeds to make as much noise as possible.

James and Regulus look at each other and roll their eyes at Sirius’ dramatics.

“So…” James starts. “About giving me your number…” He smiles and takes out his phone.

“You never quit, do you?” Regulus asks.

“Oh, c’mon. I face death.” James nods once again towards Sirius. “In the hope that you will please give me your number.”

“He would never kill you. Only maim, or seriously injure.” Regulus smirks. Then he glares at James for a moment before shaking his head. “I don’t know what you’re up to, but I have a feeling it’s not good.” Regulus finally lets himself smile at James.

“Oh, I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.” James smirks at Regulus.  

Regulus rolls his eyes, but nevertheless, he reaches over and takes James’ phone to add his number.  

[short666bread]

They are once again mice, this time for Halloween

[once-upon-an-imagine]

What about Charlie x reader:

“I can’t believe you did something that stupid!”

“I was only reckless because it was about you.”

Please? And thank you!

yes, I love this! 🥰 and thank you, @mycobrakai1972 and @captainlunaxmen for your help, loves! 😁 also this is set on the World Cup Warnings: reader gets hurt

"Mate, that was awesome!" George said, excitedly.

"I know! Did you see her? It was out of this world!" Fred added.

"You've got to teach us how to do that!" George begged.

"Yeah, you should come teach DADA at Hogwarts this year" Fred chuckled.

"Thanks, guys, but I think I'll pass" you smiled at them and then turned to look at Ginny. She had been extremely quiet since you came back. "You okay, Gin?" you asked sweetly and she simply nodded as Bill, and Percy got to her and Charlie sat in front of you with his wand and what he could find to clean you up.

"C'mon, guys" Bill said, nodding his head to the other side of the tent so they could give you some privacy.

"Stay still" Charlie said sternly. He first started fixing your arm and bandaging it with some loose rags he could find since it was bleeding just as badly as Bill's. Once he was done, he moved over to your face, cleaning your scratches and cuts.

"Would you please look at me?" you asked timidly. He was trying his best not to make eye contact with you. You knew he was furious. He took a deep breath and then finally faced you.

"I told you to stay back" he said.

"I did-"

"No, you didn't!" he snapped, raising his voice a little, making his brothers turn around and look at the two of you. "You were supposed to stay with them until we got back-!"

"And I did!" you challenged. "They were already safe! I told them to stay and hide there and I was going to look for Ron, Hermione, and Harry but before I could, we saw you!"

"You should have still stayed with them!" he insisted. “I can’t believe you did something that stupid!”

“I was only reckless because it was about you!” you yelled, with a few tears streaming down your face. "You were outnumbered, Charlie! They could have-" you stopped yourself, unable to say it. You looked back at Ginny who was also now crying and Bill was trying to comfort her. "I am not going to apologize for doing the right thing!"

"That was not the right thing! The right thing was for you to stay back and stay safe where you couldn't get hurt!" he told you as you noticed his eyes started tearing up.

"You got hurt too, love" you said, placing your hand softly on his cheek.

"Is not the same thing!" he said, stubbornly. "You could have-" he started. "You didn't know what that fucking Death Eater threw at me and you jumped in front of me!" he complained with a few tears rolling down his face.

You sweetly brush away his tears and pulled him a little closer to you. "I'm okay" you told him.

"But you-"

"I'm okay" you repeated, placing his head between your hands and making sure he was looking at you. "I'm here, and I'm okay" you kept repeating, making him wrap his arms around your waist and bringing you closer to him. You feel your entire body aching but there was no way you were going to complain. You knew he needed this more than you did. You saw Bill, Percy, and the twins looking your way, knowing they probably had never seen Charlie break down like this.

"You can't do that! It's not okay!" he said between sobs.

"I know" you said, kissing his forehead. "I'm sorry I scared you" you whispered. "In all fairness, you would have done the same thing-"

"Don't push it, love" he said, glaring at you a little and you pouted. He pulled you back against his chest and kept kissing your head. "I love you so much!"

"I love you too" you said, kissing his cheek.

[theoneofshame]

Harry grabs for the firewhiskey.

“Do you only ever go for the hardstuff?”

“It gets you there faster,” Harry exclaims, rummaging through the cabinets for glasses. Why in the bloody hell they were in the topmost shelf is beyond Harry. Probably Kreacher in a petty spell.

Voldemort, the giant git that he is, makes no move to help.

"Do you mind?"

"Yes, yes I do."

Prat.

“Besides, what’s the point of drinking if not to get pissed?” Harry huffs out, stretching for all his 5'4 stature allowed him. His middle and index fingers graze the edge-most cup, accidentally pushing it further in.

“To enjoy it perhaps,” Voldemort snarks. He watches Harry throw away his last shred of dignity and climb the counter to reach, like it's something fascinating to behold.

“I’ll be enjoying myself plenty, thanks,” Harry says, victorious in his plundering with a cup in hand.

"Why not just summon it?"

Harry rolls his eyes. "Kreacher has objects not react to my magic when he's cross with me." Which is always. Harry stopped keeping track of the reasons.

Voldemort wandlessly summons the second cup to him. Harry flips him off.

For all Voldemort's belly-aching he still shares a glass with Harry. Then four more. They've moved to the study and drank through most of the bottle when Harry makes the comment, “never would’ve taken you for a lighter spirits fellow.”

“I prefer sweet things,” Voldemort says, slowly raking his eyes up Harry's form before locking on to Harry’s own. The way he said it had Harry’s cheeks flushing. Probably just the alcohol catching up to him. Still, his belly is warm and he's feeling good.

[trishzerothree]

I just watched Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (I haven't watched the other Harry Potter films) and decided to draw this mini-comic ^^ Otherwise, you’re all kind of serious, let’s add a little romanticism and cuteness, hehe ;3 (Yes, these are Tom Riddle and Harry, I've never drawn them before so forgive me if they don't look right)

[ecstarry]

snippet from pt.3 of olympic villa au - full fic here

“No, tell me why you are upset.” 

Regulus snapped his arm back and stared at him with absolute disdain. “Don’t fucking tell me what to do, Potter.”

“So it’s Potter now?”

“What do you want from me?” 

To kiss you, James thought. 

“Why are you this mad?” James couldn't wrap his head over how insensitive Regulus was acting.

“I’m not fond of people who fake interest, whatever the reason for that may be.” Regulus wasn't even looking at James while speaking.

James was even more confused by that answer, and quite honestly, he was starting to get upset too. 

“Regulus what the hell? Why would I send an apology if I didn’t want to make things right?”

“Do you mind?” Regulus started walking away. “I really wanted to do my cardio for the day.”

[velvetcloxds]

hi hon! requesting an I’M LOST for remus taking care of drunk rockstar!gf

"No, no, no, listen-" You were equal parts earnest as you were drunk and Remus to the best of his attempts couldn't focus much on the first one.

He had managed to escort you out of the club, only because you were too busy giggling as he threw you over his shoulder to realize he was taking you out of the club in the first place.

"I'm listening, dove," he was definitely trying to, hands gentle yet forceful as he placed you down on the pavement, one hand staying on your shoulder to keep you still and the other waving over your car.

"I'm just saying if they're going to throw bras at me," you paused for effect but also to deliver an arguably adorable hiccup as you gripped onto your boyfriend's shirt for balance. "They shouldn't be bigger than mine, you know, that's rude," another hiccup and a little huff followed it. "Offensive, actually, right, Remmy?" he hummed, though only to humour you as he opened the car door, hand covering the doorframe as he guided you into the car.

"Scootch over, won't you, sweetheart?" he should've known better than to say it like that, the hand covering your mouth as you giggled something terrible at the nickname as if he'd not used it thousands of times before. You obeyed either way, but definitely making a right fuss about it, reaching out to pull him in next to you, not offering the same level of care for his head as he hissed from beside you.

"Shit, sorry, Rem," you were quick to wipe a lazy hand over the spot he'd hit against the door and place a sloppy kiss right over top it and he was the one to laugh lightly then, not surprised when you immediately shifted about to lay your head on his lap, legs up against the window. "We should put it on the poster, I think," he knew what you meant, took note of it but pushed for more anyway.

"Put what on the poster?" he brushed his finger up and down your nose, you knew why but you allowed him to do it still, if he made you fall asleep in the car it meant he'd have to carry you up to the hotel and that sounded like a win to you.

"Big boob girlies should throw panties at me instead."

[oneoflokischildren]

*A & B watching C*

Character A: Maybe they're in denial?

Character B: Considering how deep apparently they're in denial I'm surprised they haven't drowned yet!

Character C: You know I can hear you, right?!

[protea-drarry-shit]

More tweets yipee (pt 6)

[depressedcitron]

How they are towards each other in front of people vs when they're alone together

[beginningl1fe]

The most underrated character of the harry potter series is

HARRY FUCKING POTTER

Harry potter who even though was treated as shit all his childhood , who grew up to be kind , who stopped his fathers friends to kill his parents' killer, harry potter who faced a fucking basilisk and a dark lord alone just to save his best friends sister, harry potter who tried being kind to everyone deserves more love than anyone in the fucking series, hell the universe.

Harry potter deserves the world