#even if i wasnt

[dogfags]

said dyke (in a loving way) at school and my instructor told me I can't say that. and had to REALLY resist the urge to be like. I was a lesbian for like 6 years I can say whatever I want lmfao

[animentality]

Don’t we literally boil lobsters and crabs. Isn’t that the exact same concept? It’s not inherently more cruel because it’s China. I don’t know how to say this without being a smug ass but please try and reflect on why you might be more angry about this than if Americans were doing the same thing

Who's we???

I don't eat lobster or crab. I never have. When the fuck have I ever said omg I love boiling lobsters alive.

I regularly eat raw mice and rabbits that I caught with my bare hands.

I live in the woods swallowing birds.

[olivia-anderson-fanfic]

20

"20. If a witch offered you the choice between eternal happiness with your one true love and the ability to finally finish, perfect, and publish your dearest, darlingest, most precious WIP in exactly the way you've always imagined it — which would you choose? You can’t have both sorry, life’s a bitch"

... *laughs in aroace*

[fanaticalthings]

Bruce Wayne except he texts like an ominous boomer

wdym you can't tell if he's threatening them?

Based on this post by @mysterycitrus :)

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Bonus:

Happy birthday, Tim 🥰

[sunlit-mess]

I can't get enough of this deer

[eydilily]

so i dont love you !

[july-19th-club]

seriously have been thinking about this all night long. call me autistic but the fact that 90% of workplaces the point is not to get your work done and then be done doing it but to instead perform an elaborate social dance in which you find something to do even when you're done doing everything you need to do in order to show your fellow workers that you, too, are Working . because you are at Work . disgusting why cant we all agree that if there is no work immediately to be done. we just dont do anything

[joshuamj]

Hero.

[definetelynotavampire]

Ranpoe yay

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

I think I made some of you guys a little sad with my last post, so you can have some happy aftermath twins before part 2, as a treat ❤️

[majunju]

kinich

[andstuffsketches]

finally watched Reign of the Supermen

[khairosclerosis]

🃏 and it's our word,

yes, our word,

against theirs

for curtain call, the ace attorney musical zine!

[ciralincixx]

i am right

[choccy-milky]

smooth, seb 👍 ((redraw of this scene from the goblet of fire))

[lmaowh-at]

Catelyn heard someone snigger behind her. She loves him, poor thing, she thought sadly. She'd play his squire just to touch him, and never care how great a fool they think her... (and some other things)