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said dyke (in a loving way) at school and my instructor told me I can't say that. and had to REALLY resist the urge to be like. I was a lesbian for like 6 years I can say whatever I want lmfao
#barks#even if i wasnt#slur discourse is so fucking dumb#if ur gay u can say the gay words its ok the world isnt gunna crumble
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Don’t we literally boil lobsters and crabs. Isn’t that the exact same concept? It’s not inherently more cruel because it’s China. I don’t know how to say this without being a smug ass but please try and reflect on why you might be more angry about this than if Americans were doing the same thing
Who's we???
I don't eat lobster or crab. I never have. When the fuck have I ever said omg I love boiling lobsters alive.
I regularly eat raw mice and rabbits that I caught with my bare hands.
I live in the woods swallowing birds.
#like bitch are you joking i hate what people do to lobsters too#tf#by the way#the fucking OP even clarified that not all chinese people eat fish this way#its a rich person thing#and its not wrong to fucking criticize it#you jackass#this is not a racism thing this is an abuse against animals thing#am i not allowed to say fuck this particular practice#this is also a very east asian thing#with the obsession with raw food#boiling lobsters is fucked but at least americans have the general idea that maybe we should shove a pin or a knife in their head first#chinese values surrounding live food are different and theres no denying that#btw im fucking chinese you moron#even if i wasnt#id still condemn that shit and NOT because its chinese but because its fucking cruel#the same way i have condemned people who live boil anything#im also against fucking veal#is that racist too#think before you speak
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"20. If a witch offered you the choice between eternal happiness with your one true love and the ability to finally finish, perfect, and publish your dearest, darlingest, most precious WIP in exactly the way you've always imagined it — which would you choose? You can’t have both sorry, life’s a bitch"
... *laughs in aroace*
#even if i wasnt#i probably still would choose to finish my wip#i dont believe you need 'true love' to be happy#and my darling wip is a BITCH#so yeah#but heh#i win this#ollieanswers#ask game
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Bruce Wayne except he texts like an ominous boomer
wdym you can't tell if he's threatening them?
Based on this post by @mysterycitrus :)
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Happy birthday, Tim 🥰
#duke thought for a minute he was gonna become the protagonist of get out#u can interpret this as bruce suddenly deciding to text like this#or his children just never getting used to it even after 10+ years of knowing him#bruce: i dont understand why my children are so paranoid#clark: last night you texted me ''see you soon...'' and i wasnt sure if you were threatening me or not#social media au#batfam#batfamily#dc comics#bruce wayne#dick grayson#cassandra cain#jason todd#stephanie brown#tim drake#duke thomas#damian wayne#incorrect quotes#tweets#texts#twitter#batdad#batkids#batman#fanatical posting#crack
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I can't get enough of this deer
#messyr#doodle#artists on tumblr#i swear guys he wasnt even my fav since pilot until the show came back and got me hooked to him#hes got that ace rizz and it's too strong#AND IM CUPIOROMANTIC (but asexual)#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin hotel lucifer#hazbin hotel charlie
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so i dont love you !
#gempearl#shinyduo#wild life smp#hostile and divorce arc i am so ready for you#pearl wont even know what hit her actually#my art#trafficblr#super messy designs but idrc im not a character designer im just some guy#i said i wasnt a char designer but i wanted gem to have like a racer . farmer kind of outfit to match joel's car thing#pearl#gem#its 2 am thinking about them#mcyt
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seriously have been thinking about this all night long. call me autistic but the fact that 90% of workplaces the point is not to get your work done and then be done doing it but to instead perform an elaborate social dance in which you find something to do even when you're done doing everything you need to do in order to show your fellow workers that you, too, are Working . because you are at Work . disgusting why cant we all agree that if there is no work immediately to be done. we just dont do anything
#i personally like to not be doing things constantly at all times. it stresses me out#i know there are ppl who thrive on cosntant activity#but me i like to chill out.#and the problem then becomes that i only ACTIVELY remember to do work and Find More Work To Do when im stressed#at the thought that others might want to see me working#if im ever relaxed i just dont look for stuff to do#catch 22 of modern work culture which permeates even ostensibly noncapitalist structures like public libraries#for instance: will it really kill anybody if the books get shelved by me now after a very busy day?#or shelved tomorrow morning by. well probably me since i'll be the one at the desk#not in the slightest#but it was work that wasnt being immediately done by me. therefore it was incorrect behavior#that i failed to identify because my instinct is to relax when not immediately presented with a Situation#this got me labeled as 'having no initiative' by my dad from a very early age#and even as an adult i still feel like im a child with no initiative
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Hero.
#legend of zelda#echoes of wisdom#loz eow#loz#zelda#tri#josh art tag#been meaning to do a full on stained glass drawing for like 2 years now lol#ive had ideas but none really stuck with me until this one#and the reason why is cuz this one was more of a scene! it wasnt just a normal drawing made to look like stained glass#it had what is supposed to be a literal window with someone standing before it looking up at it#also i find the timing of this drawing funny#cuz i just recently changed my shading style to resemble stained glass even more so than usual#cuz for years now ive gottem comments saying#my style reminds people of stained glass#and sometimes i see it sometimes i dont#cuz my shading style changes and sometimes it really did look glass like#but other times i dont think it did?? but i still got those comments??#maybe its like the way i do lineart or block out shapes?#idk but recently when i was growing tired of my previous coloring style i remembered those comments#and decided to lean into it#but now just a little while after that#here i am doing a legit stained glass illustration lol
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Ranpoe yay
#canon trust me#i love miscommunication trope#ranpo wasnt even mad that karl stole his candy#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd fanart#bsd garlic#bungo stray dogs fanart#fanart#my art#ranpoe#bsd ranpoe#ranpoe bsd#bungou stray dogs ranpo#bsd ranpo#bsd ranpo edogawa#bsd poe#poe bungou stray dogs#poe bsd
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I think I made some of you guys a little sad with my last post, so you can have some happy aftermath twins before part 2, as a treat ❤️
#my art#gravity falls#gravity falls au#HWINEBHABWNAJCAHOWEEATOWEUB AU#gravity falls fanart#stan pines#stanley pines#grunkle stan#stanford pines#ford pines#grunkle ford#stan twins#i need to find a gravity falls discord or smth- it's basically a ritual for me with every fandom#i tried to find some on the internet but they're so... rude?? maybe it's just me but i dont think#openly cussing people out and insulting the people who want to leave the server is a very “positive and open” server they claimed to be#which was so crazy because Ive never seen a discord server be like that?? like usually they're pretty chill but these ones like actively#called people bitches and lame assholes after they left the server like CHILL my man- they're allowed to Not stay#it wasnt even just one- I had to go through like 4 to 5 different GF servers and they were all like that- it was CRAZY#anyways!! that was just me rambling it was just such a weird experience for me#GOD I am PLAGUED by thoughts of this AU
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kinich
#genshin impact#my art#i wasnt even aware there was a 5.0 teaser until i checked my main#anyways. excited !
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finally watched Reign of the Supermen
#kon is three apples tall.... good luck getting anyone to call you superman when you look like you should be in middle school#the second pic was inspired by that scene where lois is on the phone w steel and kon is peeking over her shoulder#superboy#conner kent#john henry irons#man of steel#lois lane#reign of the supermen#rots was fun bc i knew kon and steels situations but had no idea what visor and cyborg supes had going on#so i was like IS it him...? no.... it cant be....#it was funny when he was like please. just call me superman.#like even if he was the actual genuine clark kent back as a cyborg bbgirl youre not going to shake 'cyborg superman'#superman#digital art#comic#comics#dcamu#dc#dc comics#2024#id in alt#also why is lois dressed like asami in the finale#and for the record steel is the most respectable of the titular supermen cause like#he wasnt trying to pass himself off as clark he was literally just a dude who was inspired to be a clearly separate superhero#i mean you could make a claim of copyright infringement cause of the S but in his defense it was a symbol of hope & clark was dead sooo
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🃏 and it's our word,
yes, our word,
against theirs
for curtain call, the ace attorney musical zine!
#clementimes#art#ace attorney#aa4#aa4 spoilers#kristoph gavin#klavier gavin#apollo justice#klapollo#(technically)#lyrics: our word - 36 questions#crazy that i pitched this before i even finished aj or was obsessed with the gavins jsdkdsjdj#however i did hypfix on them by the end of making this so i was never rlly satisfied with it#bc i didnt know how to draw them at the time so i was disappointed they didnt exactly match the Vision </3#and i wasnt. used to kris being so much harder to draw than klav for No Reason#maybe i can redraw/recompose this now that i actually know wtf im doing lol#but anywayz hope u still like it :]#orange queue glad i didn't say banana
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i am right
#five nights at freddy's#security breach#fnaf security breach#monty gator#roxanne wolf#montgomery gator#roxy wolf#i mean cmon#roxys attraction is a high speed motorway#montys is fucking GOLF dude#itd be funny if he wasnt even good at it#also theyr besties 4 eva to me
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smooth, seb 👍 ((redraw of this scene from the goblet of fire))
#i changed it from 'looking' to 'staring' tho bc 'looking' wasnt intense enough for sebs vibes LMFAO#also i originally didnt draw clora with her hairclip since this is before theyre together obviously#but then i decided this could be after he gives it to her/confesses and during the time shes nervously avoiding him LOL#i put way too much consideration into when this scene redraw could canonically fit into my own canon LMAO#need to draw more pining seb before they get together tho I LOVE ITTTTT.... seb being flustered and desperate is just 😩🤌#hogwarts legacy#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow x oc#sebastian sallow x mc#ominis gaunt#anne sallow#clora clemons#sebastian x mc#samantha dale#choccyart#clora and cho both being in ravenclaw and having alliteration names that start with C🤝🤝🤝#love the random girl on the left idk who she is or if shes even friends with clora but she just wants the tea and girl same
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Catelyn heard someone snigger behind her. She loves him, poor thing, she thought sadly. She'd play his squire just to touch him, and never care how great a fool they think her... (and some other things)
#brienne of tarth#renly baratheon#catelyn stark#catelyn tully#stannis baratheon#davos seaworth#theon greyjoy#asha greyjoy#asoiaf#acok#a clash of kings#this fucking quote hit me like a truck right in my balls I genuinely start tearing up whenever i look at it its wild#im not even sure why it hit me so hard??? its just kinda me fr#anyway renly looks like loki sorry it wasnt intended#and ofc i had to include the greyjoy siblings too#🧩
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