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animentality · 2 years

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Don’t we literally boil lobsters and crabs. Isn’t that the exact same concept? It’s not inherently more cruel because it’s China. I don’t know how to say this without being a smug ass but please try and reflect on why you might be more angry about this than if Americans were doing the same thing

Who's we???

I don't eat lobster or crab. I never have. When the fuck have I ever said omg I love boiling lobsters alive.

I regularly eat raw mice and rabbits that I caught with my bare hands.

I live in the woods swallowing birds.

#like bitch are you joking i hate what people do to lobsters too #tf #by the way #the fucking OP even clarified that not all chinese people eat fish this way #its a rich person thing #and its not wrong to fucking criticize it #you jackass #this is not a racism thing this is an abuse against animals thing #am i not allowed to say fuck this particular practice #this is also a very east asian thing #with the obsession with raw food #boiling lobsters is fucked but at least americans have the general idea that maybe we should shove a pin or a knife in their head first #chinese values surrounding live food are different and theres no denying that #btw im fucking chinese you moron #even if i wasnt #id still condemn that shit and NOT because its chinese but because its fucking cruel #the same way i have condemned people who live boil anything #im also against fucking veal #is that racist too #think before you speak

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olivia-anderson-fanfic · 2 years

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"20. If a witch offered you the choice between eternal happiness with your one true love and the ability to finally finish, perfect, and publish your dearest, darlingest, most precious WIP in exactly the way you've always imagined it — which would you choose? You can’t have both sorry, life’s a bitch"

... *laughs in aroace*

#even if i wasnt #i probably still would choose to finish my wip #i dont believe you need 'true love' to be happy #and my darling wip is a BITCH #so yeah #but heh #i win this #ollieanswers #ask game

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fanaticalthings · 2 months

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Bruce Wayne except he texts like an ominous boomer

wdym you can't tell if he's threatening them?

Based on this post by @mysterycitrus :)

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Bonus:

Happy birthday, Tim 🥰

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sunlit-mess · 7 months

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I can't get enough of this deer

#messyr #doodle #artists on tumblr #i swear guys he wasnt even my fav since pilot until the show came back and got me hooked to him #hes got that ace rizz and it's too strong #AND IM CUPIOROMANTIC (but asexual)#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel charlie

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july-19th-club · 2 years

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seriously have been thinking about this all night long. call me autistic but the fact that 90% of workplaces the point is not to get your work done and then be done doing it but to instead perform an elaborate social dance in which you find something to do even when you're done doing everything you need to do in order to show your fellow workers that you, too, are Working . because you are at Work . disgusting why cant we all agree that if there is no work immediately to be done. we just dont do anything

#i personally like to not be doing things constantly at all times. it stresses me out #i know there are ppl who thrive on cosntant activity #but me i like to chill out.#and the problem then becomes that i only ACTIVELY remember to do work and Find More Work To Do when im stressed #at the thought that others might want to see me working #if im ever relaxed i just dont look for stuff to do #catch 22 of modern work culture which permeates even ostensibly noncapitalist structures like public libraries #for instance: will it really kill anybody if the books get shelved by me now after a very busy day?#or shelved tomorrow morning by. well probably me since i'll be the one at the desk #not in the slightest #but it was work that wasnt being immediately done by me. therefore it was incorrect behavior #that i failed to identify because my instinct is to relax when not immediately presented with a Situation #this got me labeled as 'having no initiative' by my dad from a very early age #and even as an adult i still feel like im a child with no initiative

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joshuamj · 3 months

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Hero.

#legend of zelda #echoes of wisdom #loz eow #loz #zelda #tri #josh art tag #been meaning to do a full on stained glass drawing for like 2 years now lol #ive had ideas but none really stuck with me until this one #and the reason why is cuz this one was more of a scene! it wasnt just a normal drawing made to look like stained glass #it had what is supposed to be a literal window with someone standing before it looking up at it #also i find the timing of this drawing funny #cuz i just recently changed my shading style to resemble stained glass even more so than usual #cuz for years now ive gottem comments saying #my style reminds people of stained glass #and sometimes i see it sometimes i dont #cuz my shading style changes and sometimes it really did look glass like #but other times i dont think it did?? but i still got those comments??#maybe its like the way i do lineart or block out shapes?#idk but recently when i was growing tired of my previous coloring style i remembered those comments #and decided to lean into it #but now just a little while after that #here i am doing a legit stained glass illustration lol

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majunju · 3 months

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kinich

#genshin impact #my art #i wasnt even aware there was a 5.0 teaser until i checked my main #anyways. excited !

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definetelynotavampire · 3 months

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Ranpoe yay

#canon trust me #i love miscommunication trope #ranpo wasnt even mad that karl stole his candy #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd fanart #bsd garlic #bungo stray dogs fanart #fanart #my art #ranpoe #bsd ranpoe #ranpoe bsd #bungou stray dogs ranpo #bsd ranpo #bsd ranpo edogawa #bsd poe #poe bungou stray dogs #poe bsd

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andstuffsketches · 2 months

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finally watched Reign of the Supermen

#kon is three apples tall.... good luck getting anyone to call you superman when you look like you should be in middle school #the second pic was inspired by that scene where lois is on the phone w steel and kon is peeking over her shoulder #superboy #conner kent #john henry irons #man of steel #lois lane #reign of the supermen #rots was fun bc i knew kon and steels situations but had no idea what visor and cyborg supes had going on #so i was like IS it him...? no.... it cant be....#it was funny when he was like please. just call me superman.#like even if he was the actual genuine clark kent back as a cyborg bbgirl youre not going to shake 'cyborg superman'#superman #digital art #comic #comics #dcamu #dc #dc comics #2024 #id in alt #also why is lois dressed like asami in the finale #and for the record steel is the most respectable of the titular supermen cause like #he wasnt trying to pass himself off as clark he was literally just a dude who was inspired to be a clearly separate superhero #i mean you could make a claim of copyright infringement cause of the S but in his defense it was a symbol of hope & clark was dead sooo

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ciralincixx · 6 months

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i am right

#five nights at freddy's #security breach #fnaf security breach #monty gator #roxanne wolf #montgomery gator #roxy wolf #i mean cmon #roxys attraction is a high speed motorway #montys is fucking GOLF dude #itd be funny if he wasnt even good at it #also theyr besties 4 eva to me

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spacizia · 3 months

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he’s just a swinging space age bachelor man!!!!

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khairosclerosis · 18 days

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🃏 and it's our word,

yes, our word,

against theirs

for curtain call, the ace attorney musical zine!

#clementimes #art #ace attorney #aa4 #aa4 spoilers #kristoph gavin #klavier gavin #apollo justice #klapollo #(technically)#lyrics: our word - 36 questions #crazy that i pitched this before i even finished aj or was obsessed with the gavins jsdkdsjdj #however i did hypfix on them by the end of making this so i was never rlly satisfied with it #bc i didnt know how to draw them at the time so i was disappointed they didnt exactly match the Vision </3 #and i wasnt. used to kris being so much harder to draw than klav for No Reason #maybe i can redraw/recompose this now that i actually know wtf im doing lol #but anywayz hope u still like it :]#orange queue glad i didn't say banana

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horreurscopes · 2 years

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ELEKTRA: I am the shape you made me. Filth teaches filth.

(prints)(process video & high res)

#interview with the vampire #iwtv #the vampire chronicles #claudia iwtv #lestat de lioncourt #amc iwtv #iwtv fanart #ive been working on this between commissions since ep 5 came out two weeks ago but luckily for me ep 6 was even more thematically on point #anyway someone made that web weave about lestat being claudia's mother and i haven't been the same ever since #also this is an ode to my lovehate relationship with backgrounds #THIS TOOK SO MUCH WORK AND IT WASNT SUPPOSED TO. WHY CANT I JUST DO A QUICK DOODLE. A LITTLE FLAT COLOR FANART. I AM CURSED #horreurart #anyway this is going on ig and twitter tomorrow at the appropiate algorythmic-posting times but for you tumblrinas #you can have it at my organic unhinged hour #illustration #art #artists on tumblr

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lmaowh-at · 2 months

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Catelyn heard someone snigger behind her. She loves him, poor thing, she thought sadly. She'd play his squire just to touch him, and never care how great a fool they think her... (and some other things)

#brienne of tarth #renly baratheon #catelyn stark #catelyn tully #stannis baratheon #davos seaworth #theon greyjoy #asha greyjoy #asoiaf #acok #a clash of kings #this fucking quote hit me like a truck right in my balls I genuinely start tearing up whenever i look at it its wild #im not even sure why it hit me so hard??? its just kinda me fr #anyway renly looks like loki sorry it wasnt intended #and ofc i had to include the greyjoy siblings too #🧩

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apprentice-s · 2 months

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baseball & not baseball

#voltron #c-t art only #keith kogane #lance mcclain #klance #vld keith #vld lance #vld #kl sketch dump ^__^#u know #this wasnt even supposed to be kl #i just cant stop it #klanceification beam

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hanni20220 · 1 month

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It started as a normal shitpost and got out of control FAST

#jjk #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen #jjk267 #jjk 267 #anyway GIRL GO GET HIM #fuck him UPPP!!!!!!!!!!#I am soo glad she's back #like i wasnt even a fan but i nearly YELLED #nobara the woman you are #nobara kugisaki #kugisaki nobara #my art #artists on tumblr

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