definetelynotavampire
definetelynotavampire
GarlicLovesArt
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artist | 24 | @pearsquashy(y) on twt | art tags: #bsd garlic or #arcane garlic
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definetelynotavampire · 3 months ago
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more mothman :) ignore the 🍏
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definetelynotavampire · 3 months ago
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Mothman 🌘
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definetelynotavampire · 4 months ago
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tried comic style doodle :D
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definetelynotavampire · 4 months ago
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remenicing about garlic fields...
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definetelynotavampire · 6 months ago
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Its a normal blue one
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definetelynotavampire · 6 months ago
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Viktor doodle, dont mind inaccuracies my memory is shit and im lazy
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I should draw more
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definetelynotavampire · 6 months ago
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definetelynotavampire · 6 months ago
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definetelynotavampire · 6 months ago
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she is the modern day icarus
I'm too emotional about that anglerfish
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definetelynotavampire · 6 months ago
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I'm too emotional about that anglerfish
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definetelynotavampire · 7 months ago
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definetelynotavampire · 7 months ago
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ppl who dont menstruate should maybe give me blood once a month, yk to make it more fair?
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definetelynotavampire · 7 months ago
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omg ur brain is a pseudo parallel processor
I'm sorry your writing strategy is WHAT?? I'm going to need a thorough explanation of this because I'm FASCINATED
[brian murphy voice] I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING WEIRD!!!
okay i did. but also! if it ain’t broke…
here’s how this crumbles cookie-wise. sometimes (as is currently the case) i feel like i am trying to hold onto a whole novel in my brain at once. this does not feel particularly good because the novel doesn’t belong in my brain it belongs Out There. so i make a very detailed outline and then i start at chapter 1, and i write to 100 words (give or take a few). then i move on to chapter 2 and write to 100 words. then to chapter 3 and so on until i have at least 100 words in each chapter. then once i’ve run through the whole book, i go back to the beginning and make sure each chapter is up to 200. then i’m usually in the Meat of each scene so i’ll get everything up to 500, then 1000, then 1500 and then usually i clock out of chapters around or just under the 2k mark.
this appeases the hyperactive part of my brain by making sure i’m never bored, and helps the project manager in my brain so i can keep track of many moving parts in the novel and also ensures that scenes at the end speak to scenes at the beginning since i’m (sort of) writing the whole book at once.
NOTE: sometimes i get lost in the sauce and write way past 100 or wherever im at, and that’s fine. it just means i probably skip that chapter during my next pass since it’ll be past my goal wc for each chapter of the run.
that is all. try it, if you want. i honestly don’t know how to write books any other way
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definetelynotavampire · 7 months ago
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Yeah so it’s been a while but I will try posting more on here I swear
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definetelynotavampire · 7 months ago
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The fact that before you can be good at sth, u have to be shit at it, is at times, really inconvenient ngl
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definetelynotavampire · 7 months ago
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it's them TT
Pro tip! If someone ever says they would fuck their own clone, you can make the conversation different by saying you'd also fuck their clone.
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definetelynotavampire · 7 months ago
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Idk if u can tell but i've been listening to Elevator Operator for the past 2 hrs i'm... idk
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