#cw diet mention

[tangledinink]

Would you like a fresh dumpling? I promise they’re absolutely 100% safe to eat and not at all the worst thing you will ever taste in your life

dont be fooled by their heavily manicured PR statements, most of those gifts were going in the trash, anyway... (i mean, ruin their diet plans with all those carbs and sugar? be seen in public in clothing NOT approved by their styling team? what, do they have a DEATH WISH?)

@tmntaucompetition @fireheartfan @the-golden-system @teainthesnow @coffee-is-my-friend @fanartmayhem @littlemissartemisia @merakimagic @cruilty-ink @v01ds-dragon-den @addystuffs @allyssl

[foone]

Hi, came here from the gender slider post. What's the worst thing you've coded in VBA?

I've written a lot of terrible things in visual basic (3d video games! IRC clients! GRAPHICAL IRC clients! comic book readers!) but as for VBA, the worst thing is when I implemented a sliding average for a diet program I was doing in a spreadsheet, but I implemented a fun feature:

it calculated how much I was losing on average and took my target weight and calculated how long it'd be until I hit that point. So it'd be like "based on your current weight loss trajectory, you'll reach your goal weight in 1 year, 3 months".

but I fucked up. I picked the wrong cell for the target weight. it was a cell next to it. an empty cell. which VBA interpreted as a zero.

So it instead told me how long it would take to lose ALL MY WEIGHT. To get down to 0 pounds (0 kg).

as expected that date was surprisingly far into the future and I was confused for a while. I wrote this bug around 2010 and it's still amusing me 14 years later

[yrrtyrrtwhenihrrthrrt]

I was thinking about Comic Ambrosius again. Based on the institution's general behavior towards him, I think that while he was champion he was pressured to maintain a "perfect" body that could be marketed on pinups, dolls and statues. He'd be naturally muscular from the work he did, but he'd feel an extra pressure to restrict his eating and work out specific muscle groups so he'd have a chiseled appearance.

I think after everything that happened, he would start eating more, in part because he doesn't have to restrict anymore and also because, growing up without consistent access to food, it makes him feel safe and comfortable. Losing muscle definition would upset him but I think Ballister would encourage him to eat what he wanted and be proud watching his relationship with food get better.

He'd love his smaller, softer body so much ❤️

[clunelover]

Okay my shameful secret is out: I like vegetables but I am very lazy. For a while I’ve been leaning on tub of greens and those chopped salad kits. But those mixed greens go bad so fast, and those chopped salads are not the greatest. Jeremy recently got dinged for fasting glucose and was told he’s pre-diabetic (subsequent testing for A1C was very good tho) and has been told to try to eat something like the Mediterranean diet. So anyway, we need bigger better salads here and now I’m going to wash some actual lettuce for the first time in a long time. I’m sure it’s fine but in my memory it’s very tedious and so I’m basically the bravest, most health conscious person in the world.

[givemebishies]

It’s so annoying trying to find healthy meal ideas online. No I don’t mean meals for weight loss, No I don’t mean meals that make me more muscular, No I don’t want “recipes” that are just SaladWithExtraSaladOnIt™️

I literally just want meals that are nutritious and contain the vitamins and everything that I need for my body to be happy

[scottishgremlin]

if you really think about it... tbosas is about the cabbage soup diet causing a man to hate birds

[churchofthecomet]

when i was in high school i would frequently pour a bunch of frozen peas in a mug and eat them still frozen. i didn't have an eating disorder or anything i just REALLY liked frozen peas.

anyway if you wanted to get a similar nutritional profile as the right-hand meal, you could make aloo matar instead. it will require more effort but taste way better.

the bigger point here is: if you're eating like 1500-2000 calories in a day, there's no reason to shoot for 300-cal meals. that's 5 or 6+ meals per day. 300 cals is a snack, or part of a meal. not an entire breakfast, lunch, or dinner.

what the fuck is the second meal..yeah i'm def eating the crackers and candy if you're giving me plain white bread sorry

[jametartt]

so glad this diet only lasts 21 days because it's day 2 and i am so. freaking. tired,,,, go girl give us nothing level of energy. i slept but im so eepy. 😭

[im-normal-about-characters]

If I get one more Tumblr ad about diets I'm afraid I'll have to eat my entire fridge whole in retaliation

[fated-normal-767]

the time just after new years is crazy because guys who decided to be on diets will literally be so angry with everyone apart from themself that they’re on a diet. you chose to do that. you can choose to stop doing that right now. why did my dad almost yell at me when I told him his fucking spinach and chicken would take 10 minutes to cook. you’re the one who chose to eat fucking spinach and chicken I am doing my best here.

[a-queer-little-wombat]

HELL YES GIMME ZUCCHINI BREAD.

Especially with walnuts. Pecans might work too. Raisins sound great. It is best when warm and buttered. If yours has gotten cold, toast it. And butter it, obviously.

Farm work takes a buttload of calories, y'all. Farmers were not trying to "diet" in the modern pejorative sense of calorie reduction (IDGAF what intentional weight loss "diet" you're following, they all work via calorie reduction).

Zucchini is great and I resent people trying g to reduce it to a "diet" food.

P.S. please send recipes

[greppelheks]

I'm starting this new diet to help with my chronic issues, to see if it'll help improve some of the symptoms.

[bl0gger4n4]

Omg this th¡nsp0 is so good I wanna look like this so bad

[memento-mariii]

THEY'RE SELLING DIET PILLS FOR DOGS

[itsalrightsblog]

It’s literally disgusting how many old freak pedos slither their way into the ED community. Those types of people are literally as low as it can get.

Reblog if you do not welcome pedos anywhere near your page‼️

[dietkolaa]

is this ED culture?

starting to have nightmares about eating again, and then waking up stressed.